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Barefoot in the Park - 1967 Movie Quotes


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8936 make him feel important. If you do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage - like two out of every ten couples. (full quote)
  Corrie: where are you going? Paul: I'm going to go stand in the bedroom, if anything comes up like the bed or the heat just let me know. (full quote)
  Corrie: where are you going? Paul: I'm going to go stand in the bedroom and do my work, if anything comes up like the bed or the heat just let me know. (full quote)
10116 If I'd have known about this, I would have gone into training. (full quote)
  Six days does not a week make... (full quote)
  I feel like we've died...and gone to heaven...execept we had to climb up (full quote)
  you dont pick up a fork and dig into a black salad (full quote)
  Gloves? What do you need gloves for? Its only 30 degrees. (full quote)
  A. When do I get my divorce? B. How Im I supposed to know, they haven't even sent us the marrige licesnse. (full quote)
  A. Her bed hasn't been slept in. B. Maybe her back was bothering her and she slept on the ironing board. (full quote)
  Would you bring in a pail, the closets dripping. (full quote)
  You'll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink. (full quote)
  There are watchers in this world and there are doers. And the watchers sit around watching the doers do. Tonight you watched, and I did. (full quote)
  There's an old nut out on our ledge. (full quote)
  Its going to be cloudy tonight with a light snow. (full quote)
  1. Paul, aren't theses marvelous? 2. Yes they're marvelous. (full quote)
  I'm going to be shoveling snow in my own living room. (full quote)
  You're losy stinkin drunk. (full quote)
  Shama shama el mel kamama (full quote)
  Oh yeah? Well it was a lot easier for you to do what I was watching then it was for me to watch what you were doing (full quote)
  1.what color are you going to paint it? 2.Its painted. (full quote)
  1. Its only a little hole. 2. Yeah but with that wind it could blow 6 foot drifts into the bathroom. (full quote)
  1. A glass of waters fine. 2. Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp. (full quote)
  Mr. Velasco makes them himself, he's afamous gourmet. Didn't you once cook for the king of Sweden? (full quote)
  1.what about that big thing hanging outside the building? 2. Thats not a flight thats a stoop. 1. It may be a stoop, but it climbs like a flight. (full quote)
  Maybe you're right, maybe I am a stuffed shirt. Maybe you would have been happier with somebody a little more colorful and flamboyant, like...the geek. (full quote)
15136 I'm sorry...but I have an important 10:00 dental appointment at 9:00 in the morning! (full quote)
15136 A dog! HA! It'll take one look at the stairs and go for her throat! (full quote)
22756 Shama shama elma kamama (full quote)
22756 PAUL: I dont like showers, I like baths, how am I going to take a bath? CORRIE: You'll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink. (full quote)
22756 You wanna hear something frightnening? My teeth feel soft. (full quote)
22756 Its going to be cloudy tonight with a light snow. (full quote)
22756 My names Harry Pepper. If you ever have any trouble with that phone do me a favor, don't ask for Harry Pepper. (full quote)
22756 My names Harry Pepper. If you ever have any trouble with that phone do me a favor, don't ask for Harry Pepper. (full quote)
22756 CORRIE: When do I get my divorce? PAUL: How am I supposed to know, they havent even sent us the marrige liscence! (full quote)
22756 You don't pick up a fork and dig into a black salad-and you hafta play with it....Its funny, the best thing I had all night was the caneechi. (full quote)
22756 I feel like we've died-and gone to heaven-only we had to climb up... (full quote)
22756 CORRIE: Its only 5 flights. PAUL: what about that big thing hanging outside the building? CORRIE: Thats not a flight thats a stoop. PAUL: It may look like a stoop, but it climbs like a flight. (full quote)
22756 Would you bring in a pail, the closets dripping. (full quote)
22756 The bed is 6 feet and the room is 5 and a half feet and I'm in big trouble. (full quote)
  Corey: There are watchers in this world and there are doers. And the watchers sit around watching the doers do. Tonight you watched, and I did. Paul: Oh yeah? Well it was a lot easier for you to do what I was watching then it was for me to watch what you were doing (full quote)
  Corrie: You just sat there watching your coat. Paul: I was watching my coat because I saw someone else watching my coat! (full quote)
  PAUL:...dragging your mother into the middle of the harbor for a bowl of sheep dip. CORRIE: It was Greek bean soup...and at least she tasted it. (full quote)
  For a lawyer you're some good kisser. (full quote)
  Corie I can't kiss you any more- my lips are numb. (full quote)
  If you don't give me a real kiss.....I'm going to give you back your pajamas...right now. (full quote)
  Corie: Does this pot come with directions? Mother: If i had known about this kitchen it would have come with hot coffee. (full quote)
  Mr. and Mrs. J. Bosco. Mr. and Mrs. Bosco are a lovely young couple who happen to be of the same sex! No one knows which one that is. (full quote)
  Corie: Paul, do you hate me? Paul: yes. Corie: And I hate you. (full quote)
  PAUL: Is this what life's going to be like for the next 50 years? CORIE: Is that all were going to be married? 50 years? (full quote)
  When you were a little girl you said you wanted to live on the moon....I thought you were joking... (full quote)
  A martini to wash down a pill? I had a martini at home it made me sick thats why i'm taking the pill... (full quote)
  I'm all out of pink pills. (full quote)
  I can't make a fist! (full quote)
  Ethel: *choking* I think I popped it back too far... (full quote)
  Mr. Velasco: Bitter... Corie: you know why don't you? Paul: I didn't pop it. (full quote)
  You don't have a case Corie...adultery yes, cold feet, no. (full quote)
  I'll come home early- we'll wallpaper eachother. (full quote)
  Did you know last year in harry's bar, I punched an old woman. (full quote)
  We'll I'm 26- and cold as hell. (full quote)
  HOTEL desk GUY: Will Mrs. Bratter be staying with you? PAUL: My mother?....Oh- yes...Mrs. Bratter. (full quote)
  Shh. There's snow on the roof. You'll caused an avalanche. (full quote)
  I'm 26 and cold as hell (full quote)
  If our marrige hinges on breathing fish balls and poofla-poo pie its not worth saving. I am now going to crawl into our tiny little single bed. If you care to join me we'll be sleeping from left to right tonight. (full quote)
  PAUL: Open this door! CORIE: I cant, I'm scared. PAUL: Of me? CORIE: Yes. PAUL: Why? CORIE: Because its not you anymore. I want the old Paul back. PAUL: That fuddy duddy? CORIE: He's not a fuddy duddy he's dependable and strong and he protects me from people like you! (full quote)
10929 I feel like we've died and gone to heaven. only we had to climb up. (full quote)
22756 Maybe you're right maybe I am a stuffed shirt. Maybe you would have been happier with somebody a little more colorful and flamboyant-like-the geek. (full quote)
22756 For the last thirty seconds, we have to let them sit there and breathe. (full quote)
22756 Nobody's been seen coming in or out for 3 years. Except every morning there are 9 empty cans of tuna fish sitting outside the door. CORRIE: Who do you suppose lives there? PAUL: Sounds like a big cat with a can opener. (full quote)
22756 She's gonna think were gypsies living in a empty store. (full quote)
22756 I'm trying to get you all hot and bothered...and youre summing up for the jury. (full quote)
24263 Six days does not a week make (full quote)
24366 You don't just pick up a fork and dig into a black salad...you've got to play with it. (full quote)
24366 If you don't hear from us tomorrow, we'll be in the Nationale Hotel in Mexico city....Room 703! (full quote)
24366 Corey: You're very nearly perfect! Paul: That's a HORRIBLE thing to say. (full quote)
24366 You know what?.....my teeth feel soft. (full quote)