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Two for the Road - 1967 Movie Quotes

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1212 1)I hate these occasions. 2)I hate these occasions. You love these occasions. 1)I love you. 2)I love you. (full quote)
1212 1)How long is this going to go on? 2)For ever! For ever? How long is what going to go on? 1)You used to think I wasn't ever serious. Now you're never serious. 2)How long is what going to go on? 1)The pretense that we're happy. 2)You've never pretended we were happy! So who's pretending? 1)You are. That you want to stay with me. That we're happily married. 2)Those are two entirely different things! (full quote)
1212 1)what would you do if we got a divorce? 2)Cry. 1)Live for how long? 2)YOu want dates? I don't know. Why should we get a divorce? 1)Or if I died. If I didn't exist. 2)Look, if I hadn't had chickenpox, I'd've had chickenpox. (full quote)
1212 1)There'll never be anyone else like you in my life. 2)You promise? 1)I hope. (full quote)
1212 1)what would you do if we got a divorce? 2)Cry. 1)Like for how long? 2)You want dates? (full quote)
10987 Howard, you're the largest source of untapped natural gas known to man! (full quote)
13075 And they never made it home for early tea. (full quote)
13075 You use to have hair then. (full quote)
13075 I'm trying to picture you fat! (full quote)
13235 I still want a child; I just don't want THAT child! (full quote)
  what couples just sit there like that and don't say anything to each other? Married couples. (full quote)
18825 you go on and on about me leaving you but I always still here (full quote)
18825 you don't know what love is. Bitch, Bastard (full quote)
  He: Bitch She: Bastard (full quote)
  Do you realize this is the first afternoon i spent a natural light in over a year. By the time i get home from work it's pitch black. (full quote)
34164 1)We agreed that before we were married we weren't gonna have any children. 2) And before we were married we didn't, ha ha! (full quote)
  what sort of people sit with each other at a restaurant without even thinking to talk to one another? Married people. (full quote)
  I can't, I've got sneakers on and things! (full quote)
  1.) what if I didn't exist? 2.) then i will marry david, but you do exist! (full quote)
10929 Marriage is when a woman asks a man to take off his pajamas, and it's because she wants to send them to the laundry. (full quote)
10929 I was for two years at the university of Chicago. (full quote)
  Mark: This camera only takes 3 dimensional pictures. Joanna: I'm 3 dimensional as a matter of fact. (full quote)
  I aint much of a lover boy... i never saw no percentage in it. (full quote)
10929 --They don't look very happy. --Why should they? They just got married. (full quote)