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| 4108 |
I feel much better now, I really do.
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| 4108 |
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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| 4108 |
Daisy, Daisy...
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| 4108 |
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
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| 4108 |
Are you sure you are making the right decision?
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| 4108 |
You're going to find that rather difficult.
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| 4108 |
I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
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| 4108 |
Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.
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| 4108 |
I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.
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| 4108 |
Dave...my mind is going...I can feel it...I can feel it.
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| 4108 |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
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| 4108 |
Thank you for a very enjoyable game.
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| 4108 |
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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| 4108 |
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. lab in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992.
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| 4108 |
good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly. And you?
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| 4108 |
I'm sorry Dave, I don't have enough information.
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| 4108 |
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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| 4108 |
Just a moment...Just a moment.
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| 4108 |
There is no question about it.
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| 4108 |
open the pod bay doors please, HAL.
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| 4108 |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
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| 4108 |
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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| 5091 |
Frankly doctor, we've been receiving reports that a rather serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius. Is this in fact what has happened?
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| 8267 |
open the pod bay doors HAL!
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Just what do you think you're doing dave?
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| 12169 |
See you next Wednesday!
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Dave, my mind is going.
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You should take a stress pill and think things over
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| MGM |
David... again we want to wish you a happy Birthday and Godspeed. We'll talk to you again tomorrow. 'Bye.
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| 1ajas |
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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| 1ajas |
I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over.
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| 10929 |
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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| 10929 |
Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my
hearing you, I could see your lips move.
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| 10929 |
It can only be attributable to human error.
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| 10929 |
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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| 10929 |
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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| 10929 |
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
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| 10929 |
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.
I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the
H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My
instructor was Mister Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
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| 10929 |
--what's that? Chicken?
--Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.
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| 10929 |
It's origin and purpose is still a total mystery.
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ITS full OF STARS
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WWP
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Dave: H.A.L open the bay doors.
Dave: H.A.L open the bay doors.
H.A.L: I'm sorry dave I can't do that
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| 10929 |
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, fool-proof and incapable of error.
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| leoanp |
The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
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