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Producers, The - 1968 Movie Quotes

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4217 He used to say to me... Hanz... *bonk* OW! (full quote)
4217 (music and singing) Springtime for Hitler and Germany... Winter for Poland and France... (full quote)
4217 (german accent) 'Dis is no' good. You are not dying. (full quote)
4217 Helga, go to work. (full quote)
4217 (with Swedish Accent> Bialishtock und Bloom Bialishtock und Bloom (full quote)
5832 I never sang a song before, I mean with someone else (full quote)
  Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the nazi party (full quote)
5172 My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket! (full quote)
5172 Wait a minute! This is a very big decision. It might effect the course of my entire life. I shall have to think about it . . . I'll do it. (full quote)
5172 Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation! (full quote)
5172 You're an accountant. You're in a nobile profession. The word count is part of your title. (full quote)
5172 (1)After that, we'll play, The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucrecia. And, I'll be Lucrecia. (2) And, I'll be Rape. (full quote)
5172 Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats! (full quote)
5172 (1) Ahem, ahhemm, cough, cough, ahemmm . . . (2) I assume you're making those cartoon noises to attract my attention. (full quote)
6653 Don't be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi party! (full quote)
  Didn't I meet you on a summer cruise? (full quote)
4851 1) what's the matter with you? 2) I'm hysterical, I'm having hysterics, I'm hysterical! [1 throws water in his face] 2)I'm wet! And I'm hysterical! [1 slaps him] 2)I'm in pain! I'm wet! And I'm hysterical! [1 goes to slap him again] 2)no, no, don't hit, it only increases my sense of danger. Go away, go away, you frighten me... (full quote)
3605 That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it! (full quote)
3605 I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you. (full quote)
3605 Thank you, I knew I could con you. (full quote)
3605 Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! (full quote)
3605 Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer. (full quote)
3605 That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart. (full quote)
3605 You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect! (full quote)
3605 I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure! (full quote)
14191 (German Accent) It'z Zat LSD with hiz Babiez! (full quote)
11538 Many men sail through life. Bialystock has struck a reef! (full quote)
11538 It's fate! It's destiny! It's kismet! (full quote)
11538 (old lady)Hold me. Touch me. (Max)Thursday. (full quote)
11538 where are you, Devil Woman! (full quote)
11538 (old lady)Watch the road, watch the road. (Max)How can I watch the road when I can't take my eyes off you? (old lady)Oh Rudolfo, you dirty pig! Pull over. (full quote)
7016 I'm sorry. I don't like people touching my blue blanket. It's not important. It's a minor compulsion. I can deal with it if I want to. It's just that I've had it ever since I was a baby, and I find it very comforting. (full quote)
10929 Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume. Heh heh, forgive the pun. (full quote)
10929 -what pun? -Shut up! He think's he's witty. (full quote)
10929 Max Bialystock is launching himself into 'little-old-lady' land. (full quote)
10929 -Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man. -Assume away. (full quote)
10929 -Actors are not animals! They're human beings! -They are? Have you ever eaten with one? (full quote)
10929 Ooooooooh, I want that money!!! (full quote)
10929 Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo-Sais DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D. (full quote)
10929 This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now. LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt! (full quote)
  white, white, white, is the color of our carpet. (full quote)
  never find it, huh? (full quote)
  perhaps we've met on a summer cruise? (full quote)
  Oooh...I fell on my keys. (full quote)
  Stormtrooper #1: I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf! Stormtrooper #2: Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! (full quote)
  an annuity over the years (full quote)
8563 But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? (full quote)
8563 There was a painter...he could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon - two coats! (full quote)
8563 They come here. They all come here. How did they find me? (full quote)
8563 Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to cut a little 'z' in your forehead. (full quote)
8563 I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical, and I'm wet! I'm in pain, and I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical! (full quote)
8563 Do they pay you to screw that bear? (full quote)
8563 We find the defendants incredibly guilty. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart. (full quote)
10929 --I never should have listened to you. --I never should have listened to you. (full quote)
10929 Love Power. (full quote)
10929 We're Prisoners Of Love. (full quote)
10929 Springtime For Hitler. (full quote)
10929 'Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he has been transformed into a giant cockroach.' Nah, it's too good. (full quote)
10929 -Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? what will people say? -They'll say, 'A wuma wa wa wa wa!' (full quote)
10929 -Who d'ya want? -I beg your pardon? -Who d'ya want? Nobody gets in the building unless I know who that want. I'm the concierge. My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead. Now I'm the concierge. (full quote)
10929 -Roger, did you have a chance to read 'Springtime for Hitler?' -Remarkable. Remarkable. A stunning piece of work. (full quote)
10929 Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers. (full quote)
10929 -Max, he's wearing a dress. -No kidding. (full quote)
10929 How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play. The wrong director. The wrong cast. Where did I go wrong? (full quote)
10929 And I give a flower to the big fat cop. He takes his club and he beats me up. I give a flower to the garbage man. He stuffs my girl in the garbage can. And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round. He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down. It goes into the sewer with the yuck runnin' through 'er. And it runs into the river that we drink. Hey, world, you stink! (full quote)
10929 I'm not a madam! I'm a concierge! (full quote)
10929 Hilter was a great painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats. (full quote)
10929 Well, talk about bad taste! (full quote)
10929 I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure. (full quote)
10929 --what have you done? --About six months. But I'm out on probation. (full quote)