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Yours, Mine and Ours - 1968 Movie Quotes

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4066 1)Beardsley 2)north 1) Beardsley 2)north 1) Beardsley Beardsley, Beardsley 3) Watch out mom, or you'll get a black eye to. (full quote)
4066 1)Is he my brother or your brother 2) He's both our brothers (full quote)
4066 You've been a victim of an alcholac Pearl Harbor. It's amazing you've survived it. your bartenders will be dealt with later (full quote)
4066 1. We're pregnant!! Our first. 2. what? No wonder you've had so many. You can't count. (full quote)
4066 Well, I'm thinking of joining the Marines and that would drive him out of his skull. (full quote)
4066 I hate to use the word adonis. But there is no other way to describe him. (full quote)
6899 If I'm a sex maniac, then I'm the most frustrated sex maniac in the world! (full quote)
10929 It was a typical wedding. Enemies of the bride on the right. Enemies of the groom on the left. (full quote)
  1) I don't understand. Am I being stupid? 2) No, you're being a man, which is sometimes the same thing. (full quote)
5033 Santa Claus has been here! Santa Clause has been here! (full quote)
5033 Do you want this baby? Yes very much so. You see this baby won't have to worry if it's a Beardsley or a north. (full quote)
5033 This ones for Aunt Helen, and that's for Uncle Daddy! (full quote)
5033 I'm legal! (full quote)
5033 We voted last night and we unanimously voted Helen north Beardsley as our Mother - For life! (full quote)
5033 your Irish coffee is winking at me. (full quote)
5033 I look like a teeny bopper! (full quote)
5033 Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home? And tell her thank you. For what? We don't have any children. (full quote)
5033 You mean he doesn't know about us? Well of course he does darling! All of us? Oh mother that's so romantic! You lied to him! I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth! Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children! what's a liaison? An affair. That's what I thought. Me too. (full quote)
  Daddy, daddy, a sister locked in the bathroom. what sister? I don't know her name yet, but she can't get out and we can't get in and it's my turn! (full quote)
  Is this the Bearsly's new place? We've come to deliver the babies. Oh have a heart, can't you leave them on somebody else door step? (full quote)
  what happen to the key? It fell out and the lights fell out and I cna't find it. Well Light you candle. I came in here befor the candles. All right, I'm going to put a match throuhg the key hole. You light, find the key and open the door olay? Okay. Okay you see the match? Yes. Got it? Uh-hu. We'll light it. I cna't. Why not? Mommy won't let me paly with matches. HELEN! (full quote)
  So in we marched. The bride, the groom, a bottel of champaing, and 16 children. (full quote)
  Frank, I'm nervouse. Relax I had a nice long talk with the children, they're going to love you. (Wham) Who locked the door? (full quote)
  I’ve got a message for Larry. You tell him this is what it’s all about. This is the real happening. If you want to know what love really is, take a look around you. It’s giving life that counts. Until you’re ready for it, all the rest is just a big fraud. All the crazy haircuts in the world won’t keep it turning. Life isn’t a love in, it’s the dishes and the orthodontist and the shoe repairman and ... ground round instead of roast beef. And I’ll tell you something else: it isn’t going to a bed with a man that proves you’re in love with him; it’s getting up in the morning and facing the drab, miserable, wonderful everyday world with him that counts. (full quote)