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Catch-22 - 1970 Movie Quotes

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  you can't let crazy people tell you if you're crazy or not (full quote)
  I plan to live forever, or die trying (full quote)
13604 If he wants to receive a medal with no clothes on... (full quote)
  where's the bombadier? where's the bombadier? (full quote)
  The next man that moans will be taken out and shot! (full quote)
  what are you laughing at you fucking slut? (full quote)
  Mom, his name is Yossarian. (full quote)
  Some days I just declared war on adverbs. (full quote)
  Italy will last forever because its so weak. (full quote)
  Dad, I don't think your allowed to take someone out and shoot them. (full quote)
  You crazy, you can't marry me because I'm not a virgin. (full quote)
  When the Germans come I am fanatically pro-German and when the Americans come I am fanatically pro-American. (full quote)
  They can do anything we can't stop them from doing. (full quote)
  Onlookers:Get out Doc! Get out Doc! Poor Doc Daneeka! Doc Daneeka:I'm right here and I'm OK ! Onlookers:Get out Doc! Poor Doc Daneeka! (full quote)
  nurse Ducketts love fulcrum. (full quote)
  You did what? You arranged to bomb our own base !! (full quote)
  Chocolate covered cotton. (full quote)
  First Sgt Towser:Sir, You can only see the major when he is not in. Incredulous Captain Tapman:You mean I can only see the major when he's not in? Towser: Thats Right Sir. Tapman: well when can I see him. Towser: When he is in, he's not there and you can't see him, and when he's out - Then you can see him - except that he's not there. (full quote)
  TAPMAN: It's not necessary to call me Father, sir. KORN: Father, I'm a Colonel, Correct? TAPMAN: Yes sir. KORN: And you are a Lieutanant, correct so far? TAPMAN: Yes sir. KORN: Then I guess I can call you any damn thing I please, Right *FATHER* ? (full quote)
  We just want you to like us. (full quote)
10929 Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him. (full quote)
10929 Take him out and shoot him. (full quote)
The Raven Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying. (full quote)
The Raven Dobbs): Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. Yossarian): Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different. (full quote)
The Raven Colonel): You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. Captain): You promoted me. Colonel): That has got nothing to do with it! (full quote)
The Raven 1): We're gonna come out of this war rich! 2): You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead. (full quote)
37040 Actor1: Those bastards are trying to kill me. Actor2: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. (full quote)
37040 Actor1: Nately died a wealthy man. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. Actor2: What difference does that make? He's dead. Actor1: Then his family will get it. Actor21: He didn't have time to have a family. Actor1: Then his parents will get it. Actor2: They don't need it, they're rich. Actor1: Then they'll understand. (full quote)
37040 Actor1: [Over the radio] help him! help him! Actor2: help who? Actor1: help the bombardier! Actor2: I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. Actor1: Then help HIM, help HIM! (full quote)
37040 The only friend I had was Snowden and I didn't know him. (full quote)