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1)Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
2)You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
1)I want you to hold it between your knees
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| 10929 |
--Hey, follow that truck. They know the best places to stop.
--That's an old maid's tale.
--Bullshit! Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road.
--Salesmen and cops are the ones. If you'd ever waitressed, Honey, you'd know that.
--Don't call me Honey, Mac.
--Don't call me Mac, Honey.
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| 10929 |
I move around a lot. Not because I'm looking for anything really,
but 'cause I'm getting away from things that get bad if I stay.
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| 10929 |
You're a very strange person, Robert. I mean, what would it come to?
If a person has no love for himself, no respect for himself, no love of his friends, family, work, something...How can he ask for love in
return? I mean, why should he ask for it?
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| 10929 |
--what are you doing screwing around with all this crap?
--I do not find your language very charming.
--It isn't. It's direct.
--I'd like you to leave so that I can take a bath. Is that direct?
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| 10929 |
--You love me, Bobby?
--what do you think?
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| 10929 |
Stand By your Man.
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| The Raven |
Palm:) Fantastic that you could figure all that out and lay that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic! Bobby): Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I? Palm:) No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.
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| The Raven |
Palm:) You know, I read where they, uh, invented this car that runs on, ummm...that runs on, ummm...when you boil water? Terry): Steam. Palm:) Right, steam. A car that you could ride around in and not cause a stink. But do you know they will not even let us have it? Can you believe it? Why? Man! He likes to create a stink! I mean, I've seen filth that you wouldn't believe. Ugh! what a stink! I don't even want to talk about it.
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| The Raven |
I said don't point at her, you pompous celibate!
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| 10929 |
If you wouldn't open your mouth, everything would be just fine.
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| 10929 |
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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| 10929 |
Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
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| 10929 |
No substitutions.
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| 10929 |
I don't make the rules.
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