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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - 1971 Movie Quotes


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3225 what she needs is a good kick in the pants (full quote)
  1. He'll never get out. 2. Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember when you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun? (full quote)
  Candy Shop Dude: Willy Wonka makes everything he makes, satisfying and pussylicious. (full quote)
3505 A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men. (full quote)
4049 Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. (full quote)
4049 Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple (full quote)
4049 We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams (full quote)
4049 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink . . . yet. (full quote)
4049 Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (full quote)
4049 If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. (full quote)
  1)I'm fed up with cabbage water....It's not enough!! 2) Hey hey hey, you'll get a stomachache...-Bye! (full quote)
3505 VIOLET, you're turning violet, VIOLET! (full quote)
  Whoever heard of a snozzberry? (full quote)
  where is fancy bread, in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
4297 where is fancy bread, in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
  I'M GETTING YOU FOR THIS, WONKA, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!! I've got a blueberry for a daughter! (full quote)
4375 A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men (full quote)
agwendolyn If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. (full quote)
agwendolyn We have so much time, and so little to do - strike that! Reverse it. (full quote)
agwendolyn We have so much to do, and less time to do it in! (full quote)
agwendolyn The suspense is terrible! I hope it'll last. (full quote)
agwendolyn I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. (full quote)
agwendolyn You would never, never doubt what nobody is sure about. (full quote)
agwendolyn So shines a good deed in a weary world. (full quote)
4679 You drank the fizzy lifting -- You get nothing. good day sir!! (full quote)
4307 Grandpa, on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth. (full quote)
5402 Wonka: Nothing to worry about, I take good care of my guests. Sam: Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there. (full quote)
1501 But I want an Umpalumpa NOW! (full quote)
5437 I've got a golden ticket!! (full quote)
4307 1. I think I'm gonna be sick. 2. Here, have one of these. 1. what are they? 2. Rainbow drops. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors. (Violet is picking her nose). 3. Spitting's a dirty habit. 2. I know a worse one. (full quote)
4066 I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. (full quote)
5172 (1) [W]hat was that we just went through? (2) Hsaw Aknow. (3) Is that Japanese? (2) No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards. (full quote)
5172 (1)Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. (2)what happened? (1)He lived happily ever after. (full quote)
5172 Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they're certainly not showing, Any signs that they are slowing! (full quote)
5172 (1) He can't swim! (2) There's no better time to learn (full quote)
5817 If the good Lord intended for us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates (full quote)
6102 good day sir,..........i said good DAY sir! (full quote)
6234 I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. (full quote)
6234 So shy is a good deed in a weary world. (full quote)
4307 1. Daddy, I want a golden goose. 2. Here we go again. 3. All right, sweetheart. Daddy'll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home. 1. No, I want one of those! 3. Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose? 4. They're not for sale. 3. Name your price. 4. She can't have one. 1. What? Who says I can't? 3. A man with a funny hat. (full quote)
  When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I got no business buying tobacco (full quote)
  I figured if they can do it with a picture, why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate. (full quote)
  Violet- Spittings a dirty habit. (she is picking her nose). Wonka- I know a worse one. (full quote)
  No. Wait. Stop. Come back. (full quote)
  your not squesing me threw that tiny door! (full quote)
  what ever happened to that Augistina kid? (full quote)
  There is no, place i know, that compares with pure imagination...living there you'll be free, if you only wish to be. (full quote)
  Willy Wonka: But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted... Charlie Bucket: what happened? Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after. (full quote)
  It's right here, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE fizzy lifting drinks! (full quote)
  If the good Lord intended for us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates. (full quote)
4066 Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? (full quote)
4307 Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the Promised Land. good-bye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu, auf weidersehn, gehseundeit, farewell. (full quote)
4307 Well, well, well. Two naughty, nasty, little children gone, but three good, sweet little children left. (full quote)
4307 I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other. (full quote)
4307 1. Charlie! My boy, you've won! You did it! I knew you would. I just knew you would! Come in Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson. 2. Pleasure. 3. Slugworth! 1. No, no, that's not Slugworth. He works for me. 3. For you? 1. I had to test you, Charlie, and you passed the test. You won! 4. Won what? 1. The jackpot, my dear sir. The grand and glorious jackpot. 3. The chocolate? 1. Yes, the chocolate. But that's just the beginning. We have to get on, we have to get on. We have so much time and so little to do. Wait a minute, strike that, reverse it. This way, please. We'll take the Wonkavator. Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir...This is the Great Glass Wonkavator. 4. It's an elevator. 1. It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and longways and...3. Sideways. 1. Sideways, and any other ways that you can think of. Just by pressing one of these buttons, any of these buttons. Just press a button, and zing! you're off! Up until now, I've pressed them all, except one. Go on, Charlie. 3. Me? (presses button) 1. Here we go. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Come on, come on, we have to get through. 4. Get through what? 1. A-ha! 4. You mean we're going--? 1. Up and out. 4. But this roof is made of glass. It'll shatter into a thousand pieces. We'll be cut to ribbons! 1. Possibly...Here it comes! Hang on everyone! (The elevator crashes through the ceiling and into the sky). 4. You did it, Mr. Wonka. Congratulations. 1. Get up. Take a look. 3. Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here. 4. Look over here, Charlie. I think that I see our house. 3. There's my school, Grandpa. 1. What did you think of the chocolate factory, Charlie? 3. I think that it's the most wonderful place in the world. 1. I'm real glad to hear you say that, bec (full quote)
6411 spring time, the only pretty ring time. birds sing, eh ding, eh ding eh ding, sweet lovers love, the spring (full quote)
6664 So shines a good deed, in a weary world. (full quote)
6969 1:Butterscotch... Buttergin... Got something going on inside of it? 2:Candy is dandy but liquir is quicker. (full quote)
7372 One should never ever doubt what one is not sure about. (full quote)
7539 Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. (full quote)
7539 1)Don't you know what this is?! 2)By gum it's gum! (full quote)
7539 1) Don't just stand there! Do something! 2) help. Police. Murder. (full quote)
7539 1) Don't just stand there! Do something! 2) help. Police. Murder. (full quote)
7539 Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? (full quote)
7539 It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! (full quote)
7539 Stop squawking, you twit! (full quote)
7539 1) What business you in, Salt? 2) Nuts. (full quote)
8487 correction of quote: Willy Wonka makes everything he makes, satisfying and delicious. (full quote)
8487 Just remember, there are many more important things in the world. Many, many more important things. I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure they're out there. (full quote)
8487 If you have any questions, call Information. Thanks for calling. (full quote)
8487 1) what is this, Wonka? Some kind of funhouse? 2) Why, you having fun? (full quote)
8487 1) Do something quickly! 2) help. Police. Mureder. (full quote)
8487 1) Ladies first, and that means Veruca. 2) If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid. (full quote)
8487 1) Daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa right away! 2) All right, sweeheart. I'll get you an Oompa-Loompa as soon as we get home. 1) Daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa NOW! 3) Can it, you nit! (full quote)
8487 Almost everything in here is eatable, edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything. (full quote)
8487 Shall we roll on? (full quote)
8487 Come on in! The air's fine! (full quote)
8487 It's an educated Egg-Decator! (full quote)
8487 1) I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television! 2) No, wait, stop, come back. (full quote)
8487 1) (fires toy handgun) Just wait till I get a real one. Pop won't let me have one yet, wil ya, Pop? 2) Not till you're twelve, son. (full quote)
Splent -Oh, I think I'm going to be sick. (Something gross on screen) -AHHH!! Now I AM going to be sick! (full quote)
Splent -Daddy I want a boat like this. (Goes thru tunnel with gross stuff and goes fast everyone scared etc.) -Daddy, I do NOT want a boat like this. (full quote)
Splent There's a lot of garbage today. (full quote)
Splent My chocolate!!! My beautiful chocolate! (full quote)
Splent 1.)Charlie Bucket, how many candy bars have you had? 2.)2. 1.)Ok, 200. So we take 200 and we- 2.)Not 200. Just 2. 1.)2? What do you mean 2? 2.)I'm not a big fan of chocolate. 1.)Well, we can't find the percentage of 2, so I'll just make it 200. Let's say after eating 200 bars, other than being dreadfully sick, you have eaten 20% of the candy bars. (full quote)
9442 How do you make 'um? / I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time. (full quote)
9477 Snozzberry...who's ever heard of a snozzberry?! (full quote)
9539 We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams (full quote)
10113 Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker (full quote)
10113 The suspense is terrible … I hope it’ll last (full quote)
10113 If the good lord had intended us to walk, he never would have invented roller-skates (full quote)
10113 You should never doubt what no one is sure of (full quote)
10113 You should never doubt what no one is sure of (full quote)
10113 You should never doubt what no one is sure of (full quote)
10269 Why? Having fun? (full quote)
10626 Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've got to go forwards to go back. (full quote)
10741 You've boiled him up, I know it! (full quote)
10741 Save some room for later, Augustus Liebling. (full quote)
10810 I found the golden ticket! (full quote)
11536 I don't care very much for chocolate. (full quote)
12136 1) He'll be made into marshmellows in five seconds! 2) Ridiculous! Absurd! 1) Why? 2) Because that pipe doesn't lead to the marshmellow room, it leads to the fudge room! (full quote)
12136 Run home Charlie! And don't stop until you get there! (full quote)
12136 Well I'm a gum-chewer, normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum. I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear. (full quote)
12136 There are a hundred billion people in this world, and only five of them will find Golden Tickets. Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn't find one. And after this contest is over, you'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one. (full quote)
12136 And somewhere out there, another lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history. Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is, and we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing, we must remember there are many more important things--many more important things. Offhand I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something. (full quote)
12136 Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars. (full quote)
12136 A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for. what's he got to hope for now? (full quote)
12136 Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka; I use 'em myself. They're strictly for suckers. (full quote)
12291 If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates (full quote)
12319 OMMPA OMMPA OMPADE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP PLEASE DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!! AGUSTICE SAME SOM ROOM FOR LATA!!! (full quote)
13090 Madames et Monsieurs, maintenant nous allons faire une petite voyage par bateau. whats he talkin about? (full quote)
13098 --spitting's a dirty habit. --I know a worse one. (full quote)
13306 Button, button, whose got the button? (full quote)
13306 1)Wait! Before we go on. I must show you this. Lickable wallpaper for nursery school walls. Go ahead, try it. The oranges taste like oranges, the rasberries taste like rasberries, the shnozberries taste like shnozberries. 2)Shnozberry, who ever heard of a shnozberry? 1)We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of a dream. (full quote)
14064 BURP charlie BURP!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14736 Bubbles bubbles everywhere and not a drop to drink. (full quote)
14736 Violet, you're turning violet, Violet. (full quote)
16992 up the airy mountain, down the russian plains, we dare not go-a-hunting for fear of little men. (full quote)
16992 Believing in one's dreams is a manifestation of insanity, the sooner you learn that the better... (full quote)
16992 Happiness is what counts with children, happiness and harmony. (full quote)
  She was a bad egg. (full quote)
  For some moments in life there are no words (full quote)
  If the good Lord had intended to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. -Willy Wonka (full quote)
  Little surpirses around ever couner but nothing dangerous....Don't be alarmed! (full quote)
  She was a bad egg. (full quote)
  Fancy-bred....where is it......in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
  Gooses Geeses i want a golden goose (full quote)
  Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. (full quote)
  do something wonka (full quote)
  There is no world I know, like the world of pure imagination (full quote)
  For some moments in life, there are no words. (full quote)
  youve got to burp charlie, its the only way (full quote)
  my dear boy do u ask a fish how it swims? or a bird how it flies? they do it because it is what they were born to do. just like willy wonka was born to make candy and you look like you were born to be a wonkerer (full quote)
  call a plumber (full quote)
  You LOSE!!You get NOTHING!! good DAY SIR!!! (full quote)
  Veruca: Give me that pen, your always making things difficult! Wonka: Nicely handled Veruca, she's a girl who knows where she's going. (full quote)
  There is no life i know to compare with pure imgaination. living there you will be free if you truly wish to be. --willy wonka (full quote)
  My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, and you look like you were born to be a Wonka-er. (full quote)
  Why don't you open your mouth a little wider when you speak? (full quote)
  Daughter: I want a bean feast. Father: Oh, on of those. (full quote)
  (Willy Wonka is speaking French) MR.SALT:What's he talking about? (Later,Willy is speaking German) MR.SALT:I can't take much more of this! (full quote)
  dairy cream, whipped cream, coffee cream, vanilla cream, hair cream? (full quote)
  there's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going, there's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane-a-blowin? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell-a glowing, is the grisley reaper mowing? YES the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing..quite right..stop the boat. (full quote)
  i never thought the world colud be anything but catastorphpe but suddenly im begining to see it all in a different light, cause ive got a golden ticket yes ive got a golden ticket in my life. (full quote)
  candy is dandy but liquir is quicker (full quote)
  #1: What business you in, Salt? #2: Nuts. (full quote)
  i am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate. (full quote)
  where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head? (full quote)
  A little nonsence now and then is relished by the wisest men. (full quote)
  The room is getting smaller! No, it's not, he's getting bigger! (full quote)
  Mr. Salt: what is this Wonka? Some type of funhouse? Wonka: Why? Having fun? (full quote)
  time is never wasted by people when they waste it all the time (full quote)
  Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination, living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be (full quote)
  Ninety-nine, forty-four, one hundred percent pure. (full quote)
  -yes! the danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing and they certainly show no sigNs that they are slowing. -STOP THE BOAT! (full quote)
  Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. (full quote)
  the furnace (full quote)
  the snozberries taste like snozberries. (full quote)
  Mother...I SAID, am I coming in clear? (full quote)
  Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. You'll make him crazy! (full quote)
  Fooled ya, didn't I...You thought I really had it... (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe You should never doubt what no one is sure of. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe So shines a good deed in a weary world. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe A little nonsense now and then is relished by almost all men. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head? (full quote)
CarmiCrowe I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in excstacy, but never the less its there that I am shortly about to be. (full quote)
10929 I found the golden ticket. (full quote)
10929 good day, sir. (full quote)
15708 Snozzberry?! Who ever heard of a Snozzbery!? (full quote)
17525 Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker. (full quote)
20947 WW: Here, eat these. They let you spit in seven different colors. VB (while picking her nose): Spitting's a dirty habit. WW: I know a worse one. (full quote)
20947 1: Violet! You're turning VIOLET, Violet! 2: I feel FUNNY! 3: I'm not surprised. (full quote)
20947 1: Snozberry? Who ever heard of a snozberry? 2: WE are the makers of the music. And WE are the dreamers of the dreams. Come along, everyone. (full quote)
22261 they are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams. (full quote)
23342 candy is dandy ...but liquer is quicker (full quote)
23655 Willy Wonka: Charlie dont ever forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted... Charlie: what happened? Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after. (full quote)
26681 Let's keep moving please. Lots of time and little to see! No wait. Stop that, reverse it. (full quote)
tigerboo Scratch that. Reverse it. Thank You. (full quote)
Marvin Acme A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-He'll be made into marshmallows in seconds! #2-That's ABSURD, my dear lady, UNTHINKABLE! #1-Why?! #2-Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room! It goes to the fudge room! (full quote)
Marvin Acme But, hurry please! We have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that... Reverse it! Thank you. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I want an Oompa Loompa now! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Adieu, auf wiedersehen, gesundheit, farewell... (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Wait till I get a real one. Colt .45, Pop won't let me have one yet, will ya, Pop? #2- Not till you're 12, son (full quote)
Marvin Acme I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Wrong, sir, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: 'I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!' It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! (full quote)
Marvin Acme You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! (full quote)
JenniferJayde 1) Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. 2) That's 105 percent! (full quote)
JenniferJayde I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. (full quote)
QuadCityRockNRoll Hsawaknow - That's Wonka Wash spelled backwards! (full quote)
29060 As soon as your outer vestments are in hand, we'll begin. (full quote)
32810 I Want It nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (full quote)
33944 1/_what is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse? 2/_Why? Are you having fun? (full quote)
33944 1/_The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozberries taste like snozberries! 2/_Snozberries?!.... Whoever heard of a snozberry?! 1/_*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of the dreams (full quote)
33944 I feel very sorry for Wonka.... it's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge. (full quote)
33944 Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see,... nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out! (full quote)
33944 There's no earthly way of knowing... Which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing ... Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining? Is it snowing?...Is a hurricane a-blowing?... Not a speck of light is showing... So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?... Yes, the danger must be growing... 'cause the rowers keep on rowing... And they're certainly not showing... Any signs that they are slowing!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_Mr. Wonka? 2/_I am extraordinarily busy, sir 1/_I was just wondering about the chocolate... the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie...when does he get it? 2/_He doesn't. 1/_Why not? 2/_Because he broke the rules. 1/_What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie? 2/_Wrong, sir!!! Wrong!!! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - *I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,* et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum et cetera, et cetera...Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!! You lose! Good day sir!! 1/_ You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! 2/_I said *Good day!* (full quote)
33944 1/_What business are you in, Salt? 2/_Nuts! (full quote)
33944 1/_Grandpa, why won't she listen to Mr Wonka? 2/_Because she, Charlie, is a nit-wit (full quote)
33944 1/_It's chocolate. 2/_That's chocolate? 3/_That's chocolate! (full quote)
33944 1/_Daddy I want a boat like this..... A beautiful party boat is what I want. 2/_what she wants is a good kick in the pants! (full quote)
33987 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink! (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe #1: Charlie! #2: what are you saying? #3: It's all we have! (full quote)
39261 Aound the world and home again! That's the sailor's way! (full quote)
39261 Mr. Salt: My Veruca doesn't sign anything either. Wonka: Then she don't go in. Sorry. Those are the house rules. (full quote)
39261 Grandpa! Look over there, across the river! They're little men! (full quote)
39261 Oh, you can't get out backwards. You have to go forward to get back. (full quote)
39261 Charlie: Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka? Grandpa Joe: Because, Charlie, she's a knit-wit! (full quote)
39261 rules? What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie? (full quote)
39261 Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! (full quote)
39261 Charlie: You know, I'll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. (full quote)
40248 Stop. Don't. Come back. (full quote)
40654 We are the dream makers. (full quote)
40905 If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. (full quote)
44723 She was a bad egg. (full quote)
TyeDi We must remember there are many more important things, many more important things . . . off hand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something. (full quote)
47301 WW:Don't forget what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he always wanted? Charlie: what happened? WW: he lived happily ever after (full quote)
47301 Mrs. TV: why is he taking so long Charlie: a million pieces takes a long time to put together (full quote)
47748 Grandpa George, Grandma Georginna, Grandma Josphine and Grandpa Joe! (full quote)
47748 Thats 105%! (full quote)
47748 Rockmonanoff (full quote)
47748 Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of Geography (full quote)
47748 Cheer up Charlie, no need to frown, what happened to that smile I used to know? Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine, let that sunshine show. (full quote)
47748 Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine, let that sunshine show. (full quote)
47748 Look up Charlie, you'll see a star, just follow it and keep your dream i view. Pretty soon the sky is gonna clear up Charlie, cheer up Charlie do. Cheer up Charlie, just be glad your you. (full quote)
48728 WE are the music makers and WE are the dreamers of the dreams. (full quote)
pwtrdrgn The Snausberries taste like snausberries. (full quote)
Shalashaska Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (full quote)
glowincaterpillar YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILING, WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED, SO YOU GET NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! good DAY, SIR!! (full quote)
glowincaterpillar Hurry! We have so much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. (full quote)
wellbil We must remember there are many more important things, many more important things . . . off hand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something. (full quote)