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What's Up, Doc? - 1972 Movie Quotes


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  Judy: You've got to stop repeating yourself, Steve! Howard: I'm NOT repeating myself; I'm NOT repeating myself; Oh G-d, I'm repeating myself. (full quote)
4921 Don't you dare strike that brave, unbalanced woman! (full quote)
  HOWARD: No, my igneous rocks; I hope they're not broken! CABBIE: I know how you feel, Mister. I hate it when my igneous rocks are even touched! (full quote)
Judyella -Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry. -That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. (full quote)
Judyella Don't you know the meaning of Propriety?? (full quote)
10634 --Oh, I'm not looking for romance, Howard. As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is? --Senility? --Trust! (full quote)
10634 Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee. Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles? (full quote)
10634 Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee. Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles? (full quote)
10634 Judy: You don't wanna marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined and flabby! Howard: Everyone gets wrinkled, lined and flabby! Judy: By next week? (full quote)
10634 Judy: I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same. Howard: The same as what? Judy: The same as people who aren't different. (full quote)
10634 Howard: Good morning. manager: No, I don't think so. (full quote)
10634 Eunice: And these men tried to molest me. Judge Maxwell: That's... [looks at Eunice] unbelievable. (full quote)
10634 Judy: I don't know who he is but I hate him. (full quote)
10634 Judy: I can't see! Howard: There's nothing to see really, we're inside a Chinese dragon. (full quote)
10634 Howard: You! You! Judy: Eu-nice. Eunice. We've almost gotten that stammer cured. Howard: How! How! Judy: How-ard. Howard. He always gets stuck on names. It must be the excitement of meeting you for the first time. (full quote)
10634 Judy: Love means never having to say you're sorry. Howard: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. (full quote)
10634 Judy: Eunice? That's a person named Eunice? (full quote)
10634 Judy: Well, this last one was not my fault. Howard: What happened? Judy: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down, well blew up actually. Howard: Political activism? Judy: Chemistry major. Howard: I see. (full quote)
10634 Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor. Judge Maxwell: Of what? Hugh: Music. Judge Maxwell: Can you fix a hi-fi? Hugh: No. Judge Maxwell: Then shut up! (full quote)
10634 Eunice: what if it's in the bathroom? Fritz: Impossible, madam. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile. (full quote)
10741 Yes Eunice. (full quote)
10741 Oversimplifying, you accuse me of oversimplifying, I NEVER over-simplify. (full quote)
10741 Yes Eunice. (full quote)
10741 VH: Hello Hans! F: Er, Fritz. VH: Oh what happened to Hans? F: Er, there is no Hans Mrs Van Hausmere, only me. VH: Oh, what a shame. (full quote)
  J: Love means never having to say you're sorry! (batting her eyelashes) H: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! (full quote)
  HANS: Tell her you are smitten with her and want to make mad, passionate love to her. DETECTIVE: (winces)Couldn't I just kill her? (full quote)
  manager: I have a message from the staff of the hotel. HOWARD: What's the message? manager: Good Bye. HOWARD: Thats the entire message? manager: We would appreciate it if you would check out. HOWARD: When? manager: Yesterday. (full quote)
  You're going to need an awfully big glass of water to get that down. (full quote)
  I'll give ya your bike back, I'll give you a broken back if you don't be quiet! (full quote)
  You made me smash my life savers. (full quote)
  what do you mean you can't find me, I'm right here. (full quote)
  what adventure did I have....what adventure did I have? (full quote)
  1. You're upsidedown. 2. I know. (full quote)
  I am being open with you Eunice, I'm always open..... Its open. (full quote)
  1. Is your honor feeling all right? 2. No my honor is not feeling all right. (full quote)
  Do you have any idea whats its like to sit here night after night, and watch this endless parade of human debris floating by? (full quote)
  I'd like to send every one of them to an island somewhere....wrapped in heavy chains. (full quote)
  1. You see this yellow pill? You know what its for? To remind me to take this blue pill. 2. whats the blue one for, judge? 1. I don't know. They're afraid to tell me. (full quote)
  No sir, the one who isn't my fiance dosen't, call me Howard, and the one who isn't my wife dosen't call me Howard, because the one who isn't my fiance is also the one who isn't my wife. The other one who isn't my wife, the one who is my fiance, she dosen't call me Steve, she calls me Howard. (full quote)
  1. Oh, so Eunice was there. 2. No sir, Burnsey was there, or rather the one who isn't Burnsey. 1. I think I want to skip over this part too. 2. Well that night I went back to my hotel room and she was there taking a bath. 1. Who was there?....uh no No. (full quote)
  My fiance Miss sleep is still burning....Miss Burns is still sleeping. (full quote)
  Howard : If you're not out of here in two minutes, I'm calling the police. Judy : Who do you think they'll arrest? The girl in the tub or the guy with his pants down? Howard : I am not joking now. I do not like to act rashly, but you are the last straw that breaks my camel's back, you are the plague, you bring havoc and chaos to everyone, but why to me? Why me? Why? Judy : Because you look cute in your pyjamas, Steve. (full quote)
  Judy : You don't wanna marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined and flabby! Howard : Everyone gets wrinkled, lined and flabby! Judy : By next week? (full quote)
  Howard : What? No, you see I was just testing this specimen for inherent tonal qualities. I have this theory about early man's musical relationship to igneous rock formations. But I guess you're not interested in igneous rock formations. Judy : Not as much as I am in the sedimentary or metamorphic rock categories. I mean, I can take to igneous rocks or leave 'em. I relate primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar. You can keep your Pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse grain granites as far as I'm concerned. (full quote)
  Howard: Eunice? Eunice: Who's there? Howard: Its me, Howard Banister, your fiance. Eunice: Oh you look very nice Howard. Howard: Thank you Eunice you look very nice too. Eunice: Well I havent gotten dressed yet Howard. Howard: Oh. Eunice: Well come in and I'll do you tie. Howard: what tie is that? Eunice: Your tie...the tie IN YOUR HAND. (full quote)
  Who is that dangerously unbalanced woman? (full quote)
  Mr. privilege its a Larra...no, no. Thats not it. Anyway its very nice to see you sir. (full quote)
  Howard: Is this the kind with bufferin? How much do I owe you? cashier: $68.29 Howard: I beg your pardon? cashier: 68 dollars and 29 cents. Howard: Well how much is it without bufferin? cashier: Look mister, the aspirin is 84 cents, this is $67.45. Howard: What's that? cashier: A radio. Howard: I don't want a radio... cashier: What about your wife? Howard: I don't want a wife, I mean I havent got a wife. Judy: Oh come on Steve, quit kidding around, he's always kidding around. Howard: I don't know who you are- I don't know who she is. cashier: Oh come on Steve, buy her the radio, it's on sale... (full quote)
  what kidn of wine are you serving at table 1? (full quote)
  Eunice: As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place, do you know what that is? Howard: Senility? Eunice: TRUST! (full quote)
  Eunice? Thats a person named Eunice? (full quote)
  Judy: I don't understand...they told me they'd be staying in room 1717 at the Hotel Crystal. Fritz: This is the Hotel Bristol madam, not the Crystal. Judy: Well then one of us must be in the wrong hotel. (full quote)
  JUDY: Oh I just adore Emerson MR. LARRABEE: I adore anyone who adores Emerson. JUDY: And I adore anyone who adores anyone who adores Emerson. (full quote)
  Judy : We're just testing a theory Howard has about Vocal Reverberation Under Spinal Pressure. Musicologist 1 : what? Musicologist 2: Vocal Reverberation Under Spinal Pressure? Judy : You know, V.R.U.S.P.? Musicologist 2: Oh yes! Musicologist 1: I think I read a monograph on that (full quote)
  Judge Maxwell: Do you know what this yellow pill is for? Baliff: No sir Judge Maxwell: To remind me to take this blue pill! Baliff: what's the blue pill for sir? Judge Maxwell: I don't know, they're afraid to tell me (full quote)
  1. Well sir, we picked some of them out of San Francisco Bay. 2. Entering the country illegally? 1. No sir, they drove in. 2. Into the country? 1. No, into the bay. (full quote)
  1. your honor I can clear all this up in 10 seconds. 2. You do and you'll get a prize. (full quote)
  1. Everyone be quiet. 2. Everyone be quiet. 1. Silence. 2. Silence. 1. You too. 2. Me too. (full quote)
  I am seriously considering setting up a torture chamber! (full quote)
  Judy: Did anyone ever tel you that you were very very sexy? Hugh: Well actually no Judy: They never will! (full quote)
  HOWARD:Then came this trouble between me and Hue. JUDGE: You and me? HUE: I am Hue. JUDGE: You are me? HUE: No, I am Hue! JUDGE: Stop saying that...make him stop saying that! (full quote)
  DECECTIVE:I got the jewels. FRITZ: Get out of there, but don't let anyone see you. DETECTIVE: Rodger. FRITZ: FRITZ! (full quote)
  Propriety: noun- conformity to establish standards of behavior or manners; suitability, rightness, or justice. See: Etiquette. (full quote)
  Eunice: Do you think you can do that? (full quote)
  I don't know who she is, but he's definitively not himself. (full quote)
Judyella No, sir, the one who isn't my fiancée doesn't call me Howard, and the one who isn't my wife doesn't call me Howard. Because the one who isn't my fiancée is also the one who isn’t my wife. The other one who ISN'T my wife, the one who IS my fiancée... she doesn't call me Steve. She calls me Howard. Do you see? (full quote)
Judyella - If you're not out of here in two minutes, I'm calling the police. - Who do you think they'll arrest? The girl in the tub or the guy with his pants down? (full quote)
10929 Judy! (full quote)
10929 You're the top. (full quote)
10929 As time goes by. (full quote)
10929 Th-th-that's all, folks! (full quote)
Emania You are the last straw that breaks my camels back! You are the plague. You...you bring havoc and chaos to everyone, but why to me? Why me? Why? Why?! (full quote)
17028 Must you stand quite so close? -- I'm very nearsighted. (full quote)
23990 Made me smash my lifesavers. (full quote)
crowecat Consistency is the bugaboo of little minds! (full quote)
crowecat what do you think I am; fresh fruit that you can squeeze the juice out and tossaway? (full quote)
42119 1. I want my bike back. 2. I'll give you your bike back. I'll give you a broken back if you don't shut up. (full quote)
42152 Eunice: THIS...IS...OUTRAGEOUS! (full quote)