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Sleeper - 1973 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
5111 Woody Allen upon being given a futuristic mechanical dog as a pet, TELL ME, IS IT HOUSEBROKEN OR DOES IT JUST LEAVE LITTLE BATTERIES ON THE CARPET? (full quote)
3605 1) Everyone you knew in the past has been dead for nearly 200 years. 2) But they all ate organic rice! (full quote)
11289 The patients name is Miles Monroe. It says here he was the part owner of the Happy Carrot health food store on Bleeker Street, wherever that was. Also, he was a clarinet player for a band called the Ragtime Rascals. (full quote)
11289 My Doctor said i'd be back on my feet in 5 days. He was off by 199 years. (full quote)
11289 Miles: My brain? But that's my 2nd favorite organ. (full quote)
11289 Miles, have you ever taken a serious political stance before ? Yes, once for 24 hours, I refused to eat grapes. (full quote)
11289 Luna: It's keen. It's pure keen. No, no, it's greater than's kugat. (full quote)
11289 Oh my God, I beat a man insensible with a strawberry. (full quote)
11289 Miss Montana: I would use my title to bring peace to all the people of the they black, be they white, be they yellow, be they... whatever. (full quote)
11289 We're here to see the nose, I heard it was running. (full quote)
11289 It's something I like to call the Pinocchio effect whereby the square root of the proboscis is equal to the sum of the sinuses. (full quote)
11289 An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth. A nose for a nose. I don't know what that means but it sounds brilliant. (full quote)
11289 1. Nobody move or i'll shoot your president. 2. He'll do it. He'll do it. I've seen him shoot a nose before. (full quote)
10929 I'm a teleological, existential agnostic. (full quote)
10929 Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants. (full quote)
10929 --So, then what do you believe in? --Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you are not nauseous. (full quote)
10929 That's deep! You're so obviously influenced by McKuen. (full quote)
10929 --It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years. --204, if you count my marriage. (full quote)
10929 I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now. (full quote)
10929 --Miles, do you know that 'God' spelled backwards is 'dog'? --So? --It makes you think. (full quote)
  My doctor said I would be up in 5 days. He was off by 199 years. (full quote)
  I once asked my mom where babies came from and she thought i said where does rabies come from. then a few weeks later one of my neighbors had triplets and thought she got bit by a great dane. (full quote)
10929 what kind of government you guys got here? This is worse than California. (full quote)
  She thought i was a pervert because i drank our water bed. (full quote)
  That's a big chicken. (full quote)
42152 Miles: (starting up the abandoned VW Beetle) Boy, they really built these things, didn't they? (full quote)
42152 Observing Doctor: ...what do you have under your mask? Miles: Nothing! Why? Does it look excessively bulbous? (full quote)
10929 It's a 'New York Times' - be careful - from 1990. 'Pope's wife gives birth to twins.' (full quote)
10929 Take her in! We'll have her reprogrammed! (full quote)