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| evilroy |
#1 Food . . .makes me sick #2Any man drinks like that and he don't eat . . He is going to die.
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| evilroy |
I hired you boys to lay rail, not to jump around like a bunch of kansas City faggots.
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We gotta go back and get a whole shitload of dimes!
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| 3820 |
Excuse me while I whip this out.
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| 4191 |
...authentic frontier gibberish...
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| 4191 |
I was out walking the parapet.
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| 4217 |
Is it twue what they say about you people?
It's TWUE! It's TWUE!
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| 4191 |
The little bastard shot me in the ass!
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| 4375 |
A wed wose... how womantic.
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| 4375 |
My name is Jim, but people call me.... Jim.
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| 4375 |
Hey! where all da white women at?
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| 4375 |
1. Are we awake?
2. We're not sure. Are we black?
1. Yes, we are.
2. Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
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| 4375 |
2. Mornin', ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
1. Up yours nigger!
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| 4375 |
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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| 4375 |
1. Hello, cowboy. Wha's your name?
2. Tex, Ma'am!
1. Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?
2. Well, no, ma'am.
1: Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off o' the stage!
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| 4375 |
God dammit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!
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| 4375 |
1. You be my guest, and I be your host. what be your pleasure, *name*?
2. I don't know... play chess... screw...
1. [quickly] Let's play chess!
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| 4375 |
1. Would you like another schnitzengruben?
2. No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben!
1. Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
2. [shocked] baby! I'm not from Havana!
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| 4375 |
1. qualifications?
2. Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
1. You said rape twice.
2. I like rape.
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Jim:My name is Jim,but most people call me...(swallows)Jim.
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I'd like to extend a laurel and hardy welcome to our new....nigger!?
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| 5316 |
What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of kansas City faggots!!!
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| 4352 |
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!!
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| 5221 |
Daddy love Froggie. Froggie love daddy?
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| 5221 |
I'm rapdily becoming a big underground success in this town!
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| 852 |
The fact that you hired him, just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in this state.
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| 5172 |
(1) Are we awake? (2) We're not sure. Are we black? (1) Yes we are. (2) Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.
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| 5172 |
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
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| 5172 |
(1) Who is this Mongo anyway? (2) Well, Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.
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| 5172 |
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
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| 5172 |
(1) where you headed, cowboy? (2) Nowhere special. (1)Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.
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| 5172 |
(1) what's your name? (2) Well, my name is Jim. But most people call me...Jim.
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| 5172 |
(1) I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge. (2) How? (1) We'll kill the first born male child in every household. (2)Too Jewish.
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| 5172 |
Holy underwear!
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| 5172 |
(1) Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge. (2) Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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| 5172 |
Mongo like candy.
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| 5172 |
No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
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| 5172 |
(1) My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
(2) Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.
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| 5172 |
Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters.
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| 5172 |
(1) Go for your gun. (2) Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. (1) Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. (2) Sorry, I just remembered...I am armed.
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| 5757 |
Well, piss on you; I work for Mel Brooks !!!
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Mongo just pawn in game of life.
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| 6482 |
Candygram for mongo
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| 4108 |
Telegraph the main office, tell them I said OW!
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| 6652 |
Is it true how your kind is equiped....OHHHHH ISSS TRUUUUE IS TRUE!!!
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| ibarb |
Well raise my rent...
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| 7410 |
(Jim) Hey boys, looky what i got here... (bart) where da white women at?
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| 7410 |
(bart)whats your name? (waco kid)well, my name is jim but most people call me...........................jim
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| 7410 |
(taggert) oo oo oo (lamarr) down the hall and to your left (T) no i got it! We'll kill the first born child in every household. (H,) too Jewish. ... (T) I GOT IT! I GOT IT! We'll work up a number six on 'em (H) number 6 number 6, im afraid im not familiar with a number 6. (T) Well thats when we go a ridin into town, a whompin and a woompin and kill every last thing within an inch of its life... except the women folk o' course. (H) you spare the women? (T) NAW we rape the shit outta them at the 6 dance later that night. (H) Taggert thats marvelous (T) OOOOOCH (H) why taggert, you've been hurt (T) aww that uppidy nigger went and hit me in the head with a shovel. Sir I'd appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to hang him up his neck until he was dead. (H) consider it done
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ro;ekgj;lerkjt[owij;trlkgjwe;lkrfpodsijhgr how bout summore beans mr taggert
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| 7147 |
somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes
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| 7147 |
how about some more beans mr. taggert
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| 7147 |
how about some more beans mr. taggert
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| 7147 |
sir...sir...I believe he specifically requested two niggers
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| 7147 |
dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job
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| 7147 |
let's hear a good ol nigger song
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| 7147 |
hold it hold it what the hell is that shit.....I meant a real song something like swing low
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| 7147 |
am I wrong ...or is the world...rising I don't know but whatever it is I hate it
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| 7147 |
dang that was lucky doggone nearly lost a 400 dollar hand cart
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| 7147 |
here take that shovel and put it to some good use
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| 7147 |
send wire to the main office tell them I said ow
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| 7147 |
yes the doctor gillespie killings...do your best
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| 7147 |
there's only one thing that stands between me and that land...the rightful owners
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| 7147 |
we'll kill the first born male child in ever household...no that's a little too Jewish
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| 7147 |
you spare the women?....no we rape the shit out of em
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| 7147 |
shhhhh that's allright taggert...just a man and his horse being hung out there
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| 7147 |
forget that shit here comes mongo
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| 7147 |
behind the bar stood abel johnson, he always kept things nice and clean
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| 7147 |
be seated now I don't have to tell you good folks what has happened in our little town .... sherrif murdered crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cows raped.
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| 7147 |
the words of mattew mark luke and ...duck
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| 7147 |
200,000 , 200,000 what'll it cost man
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| 7147 |
work work work....hello boys have a good nice rest I missed you
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| 7147 |
I didn't get a harumph outta that guy. Give the governor a harumph. harumph. you better watch your ass
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| 7147 |
welcome to hanging house...not to worry everyone is equal in my eye
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| 7147 |
official business sir..is it important?..very important
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| 7836 |
Watch me faggots!
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| 7973 |
It's twue! It's twue!
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| olivia_ramirez |
Work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good nights rest. I'll miss you.
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| olivia_ramirez |
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
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| 8636 |
Mongo. . . Santa Maria!
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| 9090 |
what do you think you're doing? This is a CLOSED set!
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| 9090 |
Alright, we'll take the niggers and the chinks... but not the Irish!
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I must see you in my dwressing woom wight after the show
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<group>harumph,harumph,harumph
<1>i didnt hear a harumph out of that guy
<2>give the amyor a harumph!!
<3>HARUMPH!
<1>youd better watch your ass!
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| 10110 |
This friggin thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one!?
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| 10110 |
The affairs of state, must take precedence, over the affairs, of state.
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| 10110 |
A cabinet post!!
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| 10110 |
I sure do hate to see you like this, Mr Taggart. How would it be if me and the boys, were to shoot that nigger dead?
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| 10110 |
Um, sir? I believe he specifically requested two nig-gers? Well to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
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| 10110 |
Bart, don't do it Bart.
Uh-uh baby, I have to.
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| 10110 |
I'm parked over by the commissary...
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| 10110 |
Get your pies!...for the great pie fight!
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| 10110 |
DINER: How many days you got left Larry?
MAN IN HITLER costUME: Oh they lose me right after the bunker scene.
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| 10110 |
GABBY: The sheriff is a ni..!
what did he say?
He said the sheriff is near.
Oh.
GABBY: No god damn nab rabbit! I said the sheriff is a NI...!!
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| 10110 |
what the hell were you thinking? Can't you see that that man is a ni..? Sorry, wrong guy.
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| 10638 |
little bastard shot me in the ass!
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Horses!? We can't afford to lose no horses...send a couple of niggers!!!
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Dock that chink a day's pay for nappin' on the job!
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They Said you was Hung! (bart) And they were right!
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| 10626 |
1) A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
2) When?
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That was close. Darn near lost a $400 hand cart.
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| 11157 |
Alright, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish.
No deal.
Oh Praire shit. Everybody.
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| 11157 |
Hey Boys, look what I got here.
Hey where are the white women at?
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| 11157 |
Excuse me while I whip this out.
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| 11413 |
(Govenor)help me with this thing (Headly) Sir! Think of your secretary.
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| 10209 |
Anyone got any dimes? (other voice saying No I don't have any dimes etc.) Well Someones gatta go back and get a shit load a dimes!
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| 11868 |
(A homosexual dancer guy smacks a big cowboy and says) You brute, you brute, you vicious brute! (he then puts his face to the cowboys shoulders and begins to cry heavily, the cowboy confused and pats the homo on the back)
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| 12169 |
That's HEDLEY...
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MAN 1) SIGN HERE
>>JIM STICKS OUT HANDS SHOWING HE'S BLACK<<
BART) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO WASH your HANDS AFTER WEEKLY CROSS BURNIN'S?
JIM) AND NOW FOR MY NEXT IMPRESSION, JESSE OWENS!
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MAN 1) what's that in your mouth?
MAN 2) Nothin'
MAN 1) Nothin' 'eh? Lyle!
LYLE) >TAKES GUM OUT OF MANS MOUTH< Gum!
MAN 1) Chewing gum on line? Well I hope you brought enough for everybody!
MAN 2) I didn't know there was gonna be so many people!
MAN 1 SHOOTS HIM IN THE FOOT
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Oh no...don't shoot him...that'll only make him mad.
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They've hit Buddy! Come on girls!
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| 13781 |
Ahh..come on boys...i don't hear no singin. Why, when you was slaves, you sang like birds....come on... how about a good ol' nigger work song?
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| 13781 |
Sir.....he specificly requested two ni-ggers.......well...to tell a family secret....my grandmother was dutch.
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| 13781 |
Govener: 200,000 acres, 200,000 acres..Good god man..what'll it cost, what'll it cost?
Lamar: A box of these.
Gov.: They'll never go for it...then again maybe they will...red devils..love toys.
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Read it, read it you wild bitch!
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Bart: play chess? Screw?
The Kid: Let's play chess
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now we go to all the time and trouble to kill every last indian in these parts, and they elect a sherrif thats blacker than any indian. i am depressed.
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-they said you was hung?!?
-they was right!
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they said you was hung?!?
mmm... they was right!
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The sheriff's a nigger! what'd he say? He said the sheriff's near!
I said the sheriff's a nigger!
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Mango just pawn in game of life!
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dom delouise- WRONG!!! this is so simple, now watch me faggots!
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| 7248 |
Excuse me while I whip this out!
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| 7248 |
what in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here!
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| 7248 |
When you were slaves, you sang like birds.....C'mon how about a good old nigger work song?!
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Look at all of you actin like its 120 dergrees when it cant be nomore than 113!
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| 19220 |
I am now going to read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke and.... duck!
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| 18815 |
1. Just give me 24 hrs. to come up with a plan. (the town) NO!!! NO!!! 2. You'd do it for Randolph Scott! (the town) RANDOLPH SCOTT?!!
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| 19327 |
what in the wide-wide world o' sporst is a goin' over here!!!
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| 20069 |
1) I thought you was hung? 2) I is.
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Have You ever seen such cruelty?
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Hedley:qualifications? Bart:stampeding cattle Hedley:That's not much of a crime Bart:through the vatican Hedley:Kinky
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Lilly Van
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| 21540 |
Does anyone have a dime??
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.
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I'll shoot yo nigger dead
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My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a water fall of creative alternitives
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I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
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Schwartzes!
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Now go do that vodoo that you do so well!
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| 25012 |
(1)Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
(2)No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
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| 25012 |
Dang, that was lucky. Dog-gone near lost a four hundred dollar hand cart.
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| 25012 |
(1)Hell I was born here. And I was raised here. And dad-gummit I'm gonna die here. And no side-windin' bushwackin' horn-swagglin' crugger-croager is gonna roaul me brishnin cutter!
(2)Now who can argue with that?
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| 25012 |
(1)How 'bout some more beans Mr. Taggert?
(2)I'd say you've had enough!
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| 25012 |
NO, God-blama-dang-blammit! The sherrif is a ni..(Bell Rings)
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| 25012 |
(1)You want us to pull an ol' number 6 on 'em?
(2)A number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that procedure.
(1)That's when we come into town, a whompin' and a whoopin'. Beatin' the livin' shit out of everything that moves. Except the women folk, of course.
(2)You mean you spare the women?
(1)NAWWWW! We rape the shit out of them at the ol' number 6 dance later that night!
(2)Splendid!
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| Beat Rice |
1. Dare I say it?
2. Dare, dare.
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| 25740 |
Mister Lamar, you use your toungue pertier'n a $20 whore
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| 25740 |
we can't a ford to no horses! hell send a coupla niggers
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Don't do that. You shoot him, you'll just make him mad!
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Affairs of state must take precedence over...affairs of state.
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| Deb |
I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
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| Marvin Acme |
what in the wide wide world of sports is a going on here?
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| 1ajas |
Sir. Sir. He specifically requested two niggers. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
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| 1ajas |
(1)what are your pleasures? what you like to do?
(2)Oh, I don't know. Play chess, screw.
(1)Well let's play chess.
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| 1ajas |
(1)Will I see you later?
(2)Well it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.
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| 1ajas |
(1)Under the provisions of this bill we would snatch 200,00 acres of Indian territory, which we have deemed unsafe for their use at this time. They're such children.
(2)200,000 acres? 200,000 acres? What will it cost, man? What will it cost?
(1)A box of these (box of paddle balls).
(2)Are you crazy? They'll never go for it, and then again they might. Little red devils! They love toys!
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| 1ajas |
Unfortunately, there is one thing that stands between me and that property .. the rightful owners.
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| Nemo |
shoo that was lucky, we darn near lost a four hundred dollar hand cart
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| Nemo |
excuse me while I whip this out
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You know, Nietzsche said, out of chaos comes order...oh blow it out your ass, Howard.
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| Shaft1076 |
1. Well Jim, as you are my guest, and I am your host, what's your pleasure? what would you like to do? 2. Oh I don't know... play chess... screw... 1. Let's play chess!
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| Shaft1076 |
Some get a kick from cocaaaaaiiiiinnnne!
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What did you expect? Welcome Sonny? make yourself at home? Marry My Daughter? You gotta remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know.....Morons.
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IF I NEED YOU AGAIN
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| 30099 |
Are you crazy it appears that that man is a niiiigg
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| Marvin Acme |
Oh Lordy-lord, he's desperate. Do what he say. Do what he say
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| Marvin Acme |
Oh, well, it got so that every pissin' prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. De Mille.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? #2-If you really must pry... #1-Oh, I must, I must. #2-Well, back in '56, my folks and I were part of this long wagon train movin' West. Well, not exactly part of it. You might say we was bringin' up the rear when suddenly, from out of the West came the entire Sioux nation. And let me tell you baby, they was open for business.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours. That's all I ask.
Townsfolk: No! #1-You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
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They said you was hung. And they was right.
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ok, no more Mr. Goodbar!
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#1 They said you were hung! #2 They were right.
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| 32106 |
Hey boys, look what we got here!
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| 33584 |
(with a mexican accent)Badges!...We don't need no stinking badges!
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| 33584 |
Director: what are you doing? This is a closed set. Villain: Piss on you...I work for Mel Brooks.
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| 33584 |
Get me off this picture.
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| 33584 |
Lamar: How did he do such fantastic work, with so little feet?
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| 33584 |
Lamar: How did he do such fantastic work, with such little feet?
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What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here...I sent you boys down here to lay some track and you're all dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
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| beanochris |
1 (Hold a gun to himself) Don't move or the nigger gets it!
2: Do you think we should do something to help that poor man!
No, that's annoy him more
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| 7025 |
1) Are we awake? 2)I'm not sure. Are we black? 1) Yes, we are. 2)Then we're awake.
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I didn't know your granma was dutch.
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| The Raven |
A wed wose, how womantic!
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| The Raven |
Woman singing) Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit! / I need some west.
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| The Raven |
Church Congregation singing) Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen.
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| The Raven |
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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| The Raven |
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswaglin', cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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| The Raven |
Goddammit, Mr. Lamarr, sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!
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| The Raven |
You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the best Supporting Actor.
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| The Raven |
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of kansas City faggots.
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| The Raven |
Hedley) My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention! Taggart) Ditto! Hedley)DITTO? DITTO! You provincial putz!!
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| The Raven |
Bart) what's your name? Jim) Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.
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| The Raven |
Reverend): Order, order. Goddamnit I said ORDER! Howard): Y'know Nietzsche says: *Out of chaos comes order*. Olson): Oh, blow it out your ass Howard.
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First man makes a move and the nigger gets it
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| 34712 |
Then one day I hear 'Reach for it mister!' I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass
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1) the sherrif is a ni(DING!) 2) what DID HE SAY? 3) the sherrif is near 1) no, the sherrifs a ni(ding!)
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we don't need no stinking...
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aw! Mongo straight!
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Mongo like candy
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Badges?We don't need no stinking badges.
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Candy Gram for Mongo! CANDY GRAM FOR MONGO! CANDY GRAM for Mongo!
Me Mongo! Sign please! Thank you!
Looney Tunes Theme music played
MONGO LIKE CANDY!
BOOM!!
Looney tunes music continues!
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There aint no way, no how that no body's laving this town! Hell I was born here, I was raised here & dammit Im gonna die here! And aint no sidewinding, bushwhacking, cracker croker is gonna ruin my biscuit!
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My name's Jim. Most people call me Jim.
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| A-Boynix |
Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes
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(1)The sheriff is a nig...! (2) what? (1) The sheriff is a nig...!
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Bullshit, what's the job?
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| 38708 |
(The gay men dance song) Throw our your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give them a push! That's the way to do the French cantina!
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| 10929 |
Nah, too Jewish.
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(1) We'll work up a 'Number 6' on 'em.
(2) 'Number 6'? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
(1) Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
(2) You spare the women?
(1) NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
(2) Marvelous.
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The way you was lollygagging with them picks and shovels, you would think it was a hundred and twenty degrees out here. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen.
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' niggers.
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Break's over, boys. Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan, ain't gonna do you no good anyhow. Now take this shovel and put it to some good use.
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| 10929 |
Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.
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(Lilly)He's such a nice guy...
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Are we just pissing in the wind?
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1)The sherriff's a n...BONG! 2)what'd he say? 3)I think he said that the sherriff is near! 1)No, I said the sherriff's a n...BONG!
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Can we overcome this enourmous task in one night.....or are we just jerking off
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| 33944 |
I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes...I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!!!
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives
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Horses!! You idiot we can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple a niggers
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baby you are so talented.......and they are so dumb
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| 38042 |
Up yours, Nigger.
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now GO DO...THAT VOODOO...THAT YOU DO SO WELL!!!
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| 45219 |
walking parapet
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That upity nigger just hit me upside the head with a shovel!
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I KNOW EACH OF YOU
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Mongo only pawn in game of life
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Put it in, take it out. Put it in, take it out. I am the monarch of the sea. The ruler of the queen's navy. Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants. And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts. good, good. You've got the rhythm. Now let's try it with a swiss cheese, and take it from the top.
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| 33944 |
*TAGline*
Never give a saga an even break!
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| 38042 |
Raisinettes
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Around the campfire: Oh! Do beans cause that?
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They said you was hung!
And they was right!!!
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Mungo not know where choo-choo go.....Mungo just pawn in game of life!
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we spare the women? no we rape the....out of them
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...to our new nigger RUVVERD!!
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work, work, work....hello girls
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| 47896 |
(1)...stampedeing cattle.
(2)Thats not much of a crime.
(1)Through the Vatican?
(2)Kinky.
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| 47896 |
Of course, you'll have the common decency not to mention i spoke to you.
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| 47896 |
These things are defective.
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| 47896 |
Not in the face!..Thank you.
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| 47896 |
Son, your on your own.
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badges, we don't need no stinking badges
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| 10929 |
--These people are dummies!
--I know that. How do you think i got elected?
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How did he do such great stunts, with such little feet?
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How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
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How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours. That's all I ask. Townsfolk: No! #1-You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
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badges
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| gameboy20000 |
B: Are we awake? J: That depends. Are we....black? B: Yes we are. J: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled...
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| gameboy20000 |
B: Since you are my gust, and I am your host, what shall we do? what are your hobbies? J: Oh, I don't know. Play chess.....screw.... B: Well lets play chess...
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| gameboy20000 |
J: Oh, don't shoot Mongo. You'll just make him mad. B: *Stares*
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| Marvin Acme |
Well, once I establish myself in this here town, Deputy Spade might turnout to be a groovy position.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said . . . OW!
#2- Send wire, main office, tell them I said, 'ow.' Gotcha.
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| Marvin Acme |
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
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| pmbtx |
Somebody go back to town and get a shitload of dimes!
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| Marvin Acme |
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome, c'mon in!
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| pkinsella |
It's so simple. PLAY back!! Watch me faggots.....
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| bengoalie |
Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. what is your pleasure? what do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart:Let's play chess.
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| xatu5150 |
someone has to go to get a bunch of dimes
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| Tinman2455 |
Work, work , work... hello boys.
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| Tinman2455 |
That's Hedley... Hedley Lamarr
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