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Return of the Pink Panther, The - 1974 Movie Quotes

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  Gstaad. Today a paradise in the Swiss Alps. Tomorrow, a wasteland! (full quote)
  I have fixed your doorbell from ze ringing. There is no charge. (full quote)
  CLOUSEAU: How can a blind man be a lookout? INSPECTOR: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that! (full quote)
  'Beware Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies.' (full quote)
10929 I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Pink Lytton. (full quote)
10929 I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play and I don't tell him what to do with his money. (full quote)
10929 good Sharkey, Colonel God! (full quote)
  (1)Something is very fishy in Denmark.(2)AH Switerland!(1)AH! There too! (full quote)
  I think he's out of ammunition. He's out of his mind, thats what he's out of! (full quote)
  Swine bird (full quote)
10929 Follow that car! (full quote)
36713 You are out of lighter fluid. Perhaps you would like me to...fill it for you? (full quote)
36713 (A beggar sits in front of a bank playing an accordian. There is a monkey sitting next to him as Inspector Clouseau walks up.) Clouseau: Do you have a license? Beggar: What? Clouseau: City ordinance 147-B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize without a proper license. Beggar: I don't understand. Clouseau: It is against the leu (law) for you to play your musical instrument. Beggar: Leu? Clouseau: What? Beggar: You say, it's against the leu? Clouseau: Yes. Unless you have a proper license. Beggar: What kind of license? Clouseau: A license that permits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize. Beggar: Commercial enterprize? Clouseau: Yes. You play that thing and people give you the muhnay. Beggar: People give the monkey the money. Clouseau: It is the same. Beggar: Oh, no. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tel him what to do with his money. (Through the window of the bank, you can see that it is being robbed. One day I came home and I found him sitting in my living room. I let him stay, but he pays for his own room and board. Clouseau: Then the minkey's (monkey's) breaking the leu. Beggar: But he doesn't play any musical instrument. Clouseau: City ordinance 132-R prohibits the begging. Beggar: How do you know so much about city ordinances? Clouseau: What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind? Beggar: Yes. (full quote)
36713 Dreyfuss: Idiot! Clouseau: How was I to know he was the bank manager? Dreyfuss: (Sarcastic) How were you to know the bank was being robbed? Clouseau: That is correct. Dreyfuss: What is correct? Clouseau: I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer. Dreyfuss: You didn't even arrest the old beggar. Clouseau: There was some question as to whether the beggar or his minkey was breaking the leu (law). Dreyfuss: 'Minkey'? Clouseau: What? Dreyfuss: You said 'minkey'! Clouseau: That is correct, yes. Chimpanzee minkey. So I let them both off with a warning. Dreyfuss: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang! Clouseau: That is impossible. Dreyfuss: Why? Clouseau: He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout? Dreyfuss: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that! Clouseau: It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist-- Dreyfuss: Shut up! How do you know he was blind? Clouseau: He told me so. Dreyfuss: He told you so? And you believed him? Clouseau: I had no reason to doubt him. Dreyfuss: (Laughs) Would you believe me if I told you that I am not having you suspended for six months? Do you believe me? Clouseau: If you say so, sir, yes. Dreyfuss: Because I am a bigger liar than the beggar. You are suspended for six months, without pay! Clouseau: Six months? Dreyfuss: Effective immediately. Have you anything to say? Clouseau: ...Could they lend me fifty franks? Dreyfuss: Will you get out? Out of my sight! (full quote)
10929 Follow that car! (full quote)
10929 Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red cross worker! (full quote)