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| 892 |
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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Here lies the body of MaryLee, died at the age of a'hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.
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Here lies the body of MaryLee, died at the age of a'hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.
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| evilroy |
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu young ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston and so nevermore shall we see you again.
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| 1815 |
It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
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| 4051 |
I want those paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns.
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| evilroy |
We got a taxidermy man back home gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him.
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| 4731 |
show me the way to go home, i'm tired and i wanna go to bed, i had a little drink about an hour ago and it got right to my head...
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| 4751 |
Martin, it's all psychological. If you yell barracuda, people are gonna say, huh, what? You yell shark...then, we have a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.
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Amity as you know means friendship.
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I don't have to take this abuse much longer
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| 4921 |
Ten thousand dollars for me, by myself.
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| 5335 |
You go inside the cage...cage goes into the water...you go in the water...sharks in the water...our shark.
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| 5335 |
You go inside the cage...cage goes into the water...you go in the water...sharks in the water...our shark.
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| 5335 |
Y'all know me..know how I earn a 'livin. I'll catch this bird for ya, but ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like goin' down to the pond and chasin' bluegills or tommycats. This shark...swallow you whole...little sinkin'....little tenderizin....down you go. Now we gotta do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck alot more than three thousand bucks chief. I'll find him for three...but I'll catch him and kill him...for ten. You gotta make up your minds...wanna stay alive and ante up...wanna play it cheap be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no voulunteers, I don't want no mates, there's to many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head...the tail...the whole damn thing.
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Hooper drives the boat Cheif.
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| 4921 |
Quint?
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I think they're in the backyard.In Amity Island,you say YAAAD.They're in the yaaa not to faaa from the caaa.How's that?
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what was your name?Chrissie.Where are we going?Swimming!I'm coming!I can swim.I just can't walk or dress myself!
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| 5335 |
Nowadays these kids, they take out everything. Radar, sonar, 'lectric toothbrushes. Jesus H. Christ.
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| 5335 |
Japanese submarine slammed two topedoes into our side, Chief. Was coming back from the Island of Tinian Leyte. Just delievered the bomb, the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven Hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when your in the water Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light Chief, sharks come cruisin' so we formed ourseleves into tight groups. Kinda' like old squares in a battle. Like you see on a calender like the Battle of Waterloo, and the idea was, shark comes to the nearst man that man, he starts poundin' and hollerin'and screamin', sometime' the shark go away....sometimes he wouldn't go away. Some time's that shark he look's right into ya ..right into your eyes....and another thing about a shark. He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites you. Then those black eyes roll over white. And then...well you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'. The ocean turns red, despite all the poundin and hollerin' ....and all come in and rip you to peices. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hunded men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don't know how many men, they averged six an hour. On Thursady morning Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robertson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water like a kinda' top. Upended. Well he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon t
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Slow up, yeah i'll slow up why don't ya come and chum some of this shit
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| 6146 |
you all know me. you know how I make a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond chasin' blue gill and tommyhawks. This shark, swallow you whole. Steakin', tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis, but it's not gonna be pleasant, I value my neck alot more than 3 thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for 3, but i'll catch him and kill him for 10. Now, you gotta make up your minds, gonna stay alive and ante up? You gonna play it cheap and be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, theres too many captains on this island, 10 thousand dollars for me by myself, for that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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| 6146 |
Have Polly do the printing.
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| 5906 |
Gentlemen, I think you're overloading that boat.
*grumbling and swearing*
OK, well then can you tell me where there's a good hotel on the island?
--ah...you walk straight ahead *laughter*
Hah Hah! They're all gonna' die.
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Smile, you son of a bitch!
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what kind of shaaaaaak???????.......A tiger shark.......A whaaaaaaat?
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| 7248 |
I know you are going to continue to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!
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| 7248 |
Gentlemen, this isn't the time or place to perform some half-ass autopsy on a fish!
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| 7248 |
Now, I want those paint happy bastards caught and hung up by their buster browns!
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| 7248 |
You're certifiable, Quint, you here that, CERTIFIABLE!
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| 7412 |
I don't have any spit.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME down HERE AND CHUM SOME OF THIS SHIT?
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That's a twenty footer.....Twenty-five three tons on him.
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| 2489 |
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended
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| 2489 |
Brody: I used to hate the water.
Hooper: I can't imagine why.
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| 2489 |
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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| 2489 |
This was no boat accident!
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I'm not gonna stand here and watch that Kitner boy spill out all
over the dock.
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Here.....try this Chief....made it myself,pretty good stuff.
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Show me the way to go home, Cos im tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and its gone right to my head!
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don't drink that.....
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Don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it....Might
eat it I suppose.....Seen one eat a rocking chair one time. Hey
Chiefy, next time you just ask me which line to pull.
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Y'all know me; know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like goin' down to the pond and chasin' bluegills or tommycods. The shark...swallow you whole...little shakin'....little tenderizin'....'n'down you go. Now we gotta do this quick. That'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck alot more than three thousand bucks chief. I'll find him for three; I'll catch him and kill him for ten. Now you gotta make up your minds...wanna stay alive and ante up...wanna play it cheap; be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want any volunteers; don't want any mates; there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head...the tail...the whole damn thing. Mr. Mayor...Chief...ladies and gentlemen.
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line up another barrell, I'm coming round agian!
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Quint: You got city hands Mr. Hooper. Been countin money all your life.
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what do we have here? A portable shower or a monkey cage.
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark!
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the crime rate in new york will kill ya
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what should i tell the kids...tell them i've gone fishin
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my husband tell me that that you in sharks...
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that's some bad hat harry
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mary ellen moffett...she broke my heart
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1. You're either going to kill this animal or you're gonna cut off his food supply!
2. Larry, were not only gonna have to close the beaches, we're gonna have to hire somebody to kill the shark!
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(Brody arranged the stuff.When he pull on rope,three white tanks start
to rolling.)
Hopper and Quint:WHAT?!
(Hopper gets the tank.)
Hopper.Damn it, Martin!This is compressed air! Brody:what the hell kind off knot was that?!
Hopper:You pulled the wrong one!If you screw around with these tanks,
they gonna blow up!
Quint:Well,we have a lot staff,butt i wondering what shark
may thinking about that...
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Here's to swimming with bow legged women!
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According to the circumference of the wound, the epitome that killed that 10 year old boy was about 25 feet long!
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It's Fourth of July weekend. You cry epitome and we've got a panic on our hands during the biggest holiday of the season. As the mayor, I won't allow it.
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This was no boating accident. This woman was killed by a Great White Epitome!
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Quint chugs beer, crushes can.....Hooper chugs coffee, crushes styrofoam cup
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Hooper: JUst as I thought, he came up by the Gulf Stream... Brody looks puzzled for a second, until Hooper pulls a Louisiana license plate out of the shark's belly. Brody: Did it eat a car?
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Hooper: What you've got here is a perfect eating machine. It's a miracle of evolution. It does nothing but swim, eat, and make little sharks.
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For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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i'll find him for 10 and kill him for 20
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Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back for his noon feeding
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quint: front, bow...back, stern....if ya don't get it right squirt, I'll throw your ass out of one of the little round windows on the side
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Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head. Where-ever I my roam, on land or sea or foam, you will always hear me singing this song, show me the way to go home.
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Here's to swimmin with bow legged women.
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Can you tell me if there's a decent hotel in the area?
Yeah - Walk straight ahead
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u yell baracuda, everyone sayd huh? what?...
u yell shark, we've got our selves a panic on the fourth of july.
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farwell and adu to you fair spanish ladies,
farwell and adu young ladies of spain,
for we've got orders for to sail back to boston,
so never more shall we see you again.
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ill find him for three, but ill catch him and kill 'im for 10.
i don't want no voluntres, or any captions, theres to many on this island.
For that you get teh head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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I think we're going to need a bigger boat
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I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem, until it swims up and bites you in the ass.
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Quint: HERE LYES THE body OF MARIE LEE, DIED AT THE AGE OF 103, FOR 15 YEARS SHE KEPT HER VIRGINITY...NOT A BAD RECORD FOR THIS VINCINITY
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Quint: You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water, sharks in the water...our shark. *laughs* Farewell and Adiu to you fair Spanish ladies, Farewell and Adiu you ladie of Spain, for we've recieved orders to sail back to Boston, and so never more shall we see you again. *laughs more*
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Quint, Brody and Hopper: Show me the way to go home, im tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head, where-ever I may rome, by land or sea or fome, you can always hear me singing this song, show me the way to go home.
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Quint: You all know me, you know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this fish for yea, but it wont be easy, bad fish, not like going down to the pond, chasing blue gills or tommy cots. This shark, swallow you whole, a lil' shakin' a lil' tenderizin', down yea go. Now we gotta do this quick, that'll bring back the tourists, put all your buisness' on a payin' basis. I dont want no volunteers I dont want no mates, too many captains on this island. It wont be plesant, I value my neck alot more than 3 thousand bucks cheif, i'll find him for 3, but i'll catch him and kill him for 10. Now you got to make up your minds, you want to stay alive and anty up, wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. 10 thousand dollers, for that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Mayor: Thank you Mr. Quint, we'll take that under advisment.
Quint: Mr. Mayor, Cheif, Ladies and Gentlemen.
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hooper! starboard! starboard! ain't ya watchin?
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Wait til we get them silly bastards out by that rockpile. There'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers when they start diggin' in and slammin into them rocks, boy.
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Wait til we get them silly bastards out by that rockpile. There'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers when they start diggin' in and slammin into them rocks, boy.
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Front...bow! back...stern! Don't get it right squirt, I'll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!
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Quint: I'll never put on a life jacke again.
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| 8750 |
This was no boat accident. It was no boat propeller, it wasn't any coral reef, and it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a shark.
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| 9316 |
He cant go down with three barrels,not with three he cant
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| 10641 |
We need a bigger boat.
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| 10706 |
I'm talkin about shaaarkin'!
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| 10929 |
Show me the way to go home.
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| 10929 |
I honest love you.
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| 11902 |
Amity has been known for its clear skys and white sandy beaches, but recently a cloud has formed over the horizon, a cloud, in the shape, of a killer shark.
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| 12153 |
(1)i don't think either of you are familiair with our problems.
(2)i am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particluar problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!
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| 12206 |
Brody: Mayday, Orca! Mayday Orca! Coast Guard? (Quint smashes the radio with a bat) Brody: That's GREAT!!! That's just GREAT!!! Now where the HELL are we, HUH? You're certifiable QUINT!!! Your CERTIFIABLE!!!
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| 12206 |
I don't know Chief, he's very smart or very dumb. He's gone under the boat! HE'S A BIG smart FISH, HE'S GONE UNDER THE BOAT!!
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| 12206 |
As you can see it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means friendship.
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| 13556 |
Quint: You go in cage, cage goes in water, you go in water. Sharks in water, our shark!
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| 13901 |
1.You know those eight guys in the fantell launch out there? 2. Yea 1. Well no of them are going to get out of the harbor alive
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| 13901 |
1. I want those paint happy bastards caught and hung up by their buster browns!
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| 13901 |
1. Take a long close look at that sign, those proportions are correct 2. Love to prove that wouldn't you, get your name into the National Geographic
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| 13901 |
1. Did you notify the coast guard about this? 2. No, it was all in local jurisdiction. 1. Well this was not a boating accident, it wasn't a propeller, it wasn't any coral reef, and it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a shark.
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| 14534 |
Not so good is it Cheif?
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| 14534 |
Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.
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| 16823 |
we need a bigger boat
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| 19423 |
You're gonna need a bigger boat
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| 20084 |
Quint: Mr Hooper, I'm not talkin' about pleasure boatin'or day sailin',
I'm talkin' about workin' for a livin', I'm talkin' about SHARKIN!
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| 20947 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat...
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| 20947 |
We're gonna need a bigger boat... we're gonna need a bigger boat...
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| 22838 |
We drink to our legs!
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| 22900 |
Y'all know me, know how I earn a livin', I'll catch this bird for ya.
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| MGM |
Hey, Marty. We got a lot of problems downtown but I got a lot of
problems at the house I wish you could take care of. One, I've got some cats barking in front of the house, I can't get down to the office. And that garbage truck, next to the office, has got to be moved. So we're going to use a red zone, it's a simple thing you can take care of, you've done it before, k?
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| 1ajas |
I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!
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| 1ajas |
Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu to ye ladies of Spain...
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| 26686 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- I got that beat..I got that beat, it's a Moray Eel bit right through my wet-suit. #2- Well Hoop now listen I don't know about that but I entered an arm wrestling contest in an Okie bar in San Francisco and you see this I can't extend it and you want to know why? I got to the semi finals celebrating my third wife's demise and a big Chinese fella pulled me right over.
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#1- Look at that... it's a bull shark... scraped me while I was taking samples. #2- I got something for you that's the thresher...you see that Chief? The thresher's tail. #3- Thresher? #1- It's a shark. #2- You want a drink? Drink to your leg? #1- I'll drink to your leg. #2- Okay so we'll drink to our legs.
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| JenniferJayde |
I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.
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| 30517 |
mrs. brody, be home
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| 34986 |
Saw one eat a rocking chair, once.
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| 34992 |
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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| 36905 |
ye
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Put out the fire, will ya Chief?
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My son is dead because of you.
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Get on the wires... AP... UP... all the peas in the pod.... call Dave Alexrod in New York, tell him he owes me a favour...
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OK ... that's it...... goodbye........ I'm not arguing with a man who's *lining up* to be a hot lunch....... I'll see you later.......!!!!!!!
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1/ Mr Vaughan, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine......an eating machine...... it's really a miracle of evolution...... all this machine does , is swim..... and eat..... and make little sharks and thats all......!!!!! Now why don't you take a look at this sign... those proportions are correct...
2/ Love to prove that, wouldn't ya... get your name up the in the National Geographic??
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1/ You got *city* hands, Mr Hooper... been counting money all ya life..
2/ Alright, I don't need this... I don't need this *working class hero* crap!!!!!
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if you see a shark hooper swallow!!
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If you see a shark hooper swallow
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enough water you'll drowned me
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its only an island if you look at it from the water.
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Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.
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dolls eyes
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Hooper drives the boat chief.
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where going to need a bigger boat.
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you know those guys in the boat?-yeah- there all ganna die.
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Wanna get drunk and fool around?
Oh yeah.
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1: Gives us a kiss. 2: Why? 1: Cuz I need it
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Wait till we get them silly bastards outta that rock pile, they'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers when they start deckin' their botoms out and slammin into them rocks boy.....
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-You wanna get drunk and fool around?
-Oh yeah.
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Colorful isnt he.
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start the engines. Put out the fire will ya chief.
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Starboard Hooper aintcha watchin em!!
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shark in the water
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If you shout barracuda people say huh what?, if you yell shark, then we got a panic on our hands on the fourth of july
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If you shout barracuda people say huh what?, if you yell shark, then we got a panic on our hands on the fourth of july
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| 10929 |
--Hey, what day is this?
--It's Wednesday. It's Tuesday, I think.
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| 10929 |
--I used to hate this water.
--I can't imagine why.
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| 10929 |
Did you notify the Coast Guard about this?
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| Marvin Acme |
Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time.
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| Marvin Acme |
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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| 33944 |
1/Gentlemen, I don't think you're entirely aware of our problems
2/And I think you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!!
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| 33944 |
listen, listen, there are 2 things you're going to do about this animal... you're either gunna kill it or you're gunna cut off it's food supply!
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| 33944 |
That's some bad hat, Harry!
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| 33944 |
[Toast] Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women
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| 33944 |
what are ya, some kinda half-assed astronaut?!
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| 33944 |
Front; BOW... back; STERN... ya don't get it right, I'll throw your ass out the little round window in the side!
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| 33944 |
if they don't like ya goin' out, they'll love ya comin' in! hahahaha!!!
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| 33944 |
Ok, you dont wanna listen to me, don't listen to me.... it's not a shark
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| 33944 |
1/ Where's the kids?
2/ I think they're in the backyard
1/ In Amity you say yaad
2/ They're in the yaad not too faaa from the caaa... how's that?
1/ Like you're from New York
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| 33944 |
1/ Hooper!!! Tie it on!! Don't screw it up now!
2/ Don't wait for me!
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| 33944 |
Boys... oh boys! I think he's come back for his noon feeding!
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| 33944 |
At home, we got a taxidermie man, he gunna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him! hahaha!!!
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| 33944 |
1/We'll drawn him, gunna draw him into the shallows, gunna draw him in and drown him.... we're headed in, Brody
2/ Thank Christ!!
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| 33944 |
Smile, you son of a bitch!!! [BOOOOOOM!!!!]
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| 33944 |
It's all psychological, Martin... you yell barracuda, everyone says *huh!* *what!* ... you yell shark... and we got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July
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1/ what's that one?
2/ what?
1/ That one... the one on your arm
2/ That's a tattoo, I had that removed
3/ Don't tell me, don't tell me... MOTHER hahahaha!!!!
2/ Mr Hooper, that's the U.S.S. Indianapolis
3/ You were on the Indianapolis?!
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I am pleased to say that some local fishermen have caught and killed a large predator which supposedly injured some bathers, but as you can see, it's a beautiful day, and everyone's having a wonderful time... Amity, as you know, means friendship
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| 33944 |
You know those eight guys in the fantail launch out there? Well, none of 'em are gonna get out of the harbour alive
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[Tagline] See it.... before you go swimming
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Get on the wires.... AP UP all the peas in the pod.... call Dave Axelrod in New York... tell him he owes me a favour....
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OK ... that's it...... goodbye........ I'm not arguing with a man who's *lining up* to be a hot lunch....... I'll see you later.......!!!!!!!
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1/ Mr Vaughan, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine......an eating machine...... it's really a miracle of evolution...... all this machine does , is swim..... and eat..... and make little sharks and thats all......!!!!! Now why don't you take a look at this sign... those proportions are correct
2/ Love to prove that, wouldn't ya... get your name into the National Geographic???
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1/ You got *city hands* Mr Hooper ... that's what you get from counting money all your life...
2/ Alright, hey... I don't need this... I don't need this *working class hero* crap!!!!
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That's some fine looking equipment you got there, Mr Hooper... I don't know what that bastard shark's gunna do with it... probably eat it, I s'pose... I saw one eat a rockin' chair once...
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Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.
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The Taxidermist gonna have a heart attack when he see what i brought back
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you're gonna need a bigger boat
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| 44723 |
Hooper drives the boat Chief.
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| DoOrDoNot |
why don't you get here and chum some of this shit!
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| 46042 |
Fellas, lets be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish.
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| Jaws219 |
Now Brody, if you yell baraccuda people will say huh? what?, if you yell shark, then we got a panic on our hands on the fourth of july.
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| Jaws219 |
What we have here is an eating machine. It eats, swims, and makes little shark's and thats all!
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