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Love and Death - 1975 Movie Quotes

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4191 1) My seconds will call on your seconds. 2) I never gave her seconds! (full quote)
4191 1) He was the village idiot. 2) what did you do, place? (full quote)
4191 No, you must be Don Francisco's sister. (full quote)
4191 I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he charged for bookshelves. (full quote)
4391 To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. (full quote)
4391 All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. (full quote)
11538 1)Shall we say 'pistols at dawn'? 2)We can say it. I don't know what it means, but we can say it. (full quote)
10929 -You're an interesting young man. We'll meet again. -Don't bother. -It's no bother. (full quote)
10929 -I have no fear of the gallows. -No? -No. Why should I? They're going to shoot me. (full quote)
10929 -You want a dishonorable discharge? -Yes, sir. Either that or a furlough. (full quote)
10929 -If a man said that to me, I'd break his neck. -I am a man. -Well, I mean a much shorter man. (full quote)
10929 -And I want three children. -Yes. Yes! One of each! (full quote)
10929 -Oh, God is testing us. -If he's gonna test us, why doesn't he give us a written? (full quote)
10929 -What are you suggesting, passive resistance? -No, I'm suggesting active fleeing! (full quote)
10929 I got a perfect build for clothes. I'm a twenty-eight dwarf. (full quote)
10929 If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. (full quote)
10929 -Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm dead. -what's it like? -You know the chicken at Tresky's Restaurant? It's worse. (full quote)
  Aristocratic woman to Allen: You are disgusting. Allen to Aristocratic woman: My disgustingness is one of my best qualities! (full quote)
  Aristocratic woman, post-coitus, to Allen: You are a wonderful lover! Allen, also post-coital, to arito. woman: Yes, I practise a lot when I'm alone. (full quote)
  Aristocratic woman, post-coitus, to Allen: You are a wonderful lover! Allen, also post-coital, to aristo. woman: Yes, I practise a lot when I'm alone. (full quote)
10929 I never wanted to get married. I just wanted to get divorced. (full quote)
10929 Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage. (full quote)
10929 --Sex without love is an empty experience. --Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. (full quote)
44453 ..and so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... Actually, make that I run through the valley of the shadow of death -- in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see. (full quote)
10929 --There are many kinds of love, Boris. There's the love between a man and a woman, love between a mother and a son... --Two women, let's not forget my favorite. (full quote)
10929 I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer? (full quote)
10929 After all, there are worse things than death. If you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. (full quote)
Elstickybandito "Boris if we let him live he will burn down half of Europe!" "Good, let's hope it's the half with our land lord in it" (full quote)