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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - 1975 Movie Quotes


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4073 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Juicy Fruit ! (full quote)
  A sudden loss of musclular coordination (full quote)
4430 PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES nurse RATCHED!!! (full quote)
4921 The next woman takes me out is going to light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. (full quote)
7937 McMurphy: In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch. (full quote)
641 I bet a dime. (full quote)
8636 Juicy Fruit. (full quote)
jevans68 Goddammit chief, you fooled 'em all. (full quote)
9126 I don't want his cigarettes, nurse Ratchett!!! I want my cigarettes! I want my cigarettes! (full quote)
10832 want some gum? (full quote)
circelli17 They're givin' me 10,000 watts a day you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman that takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars. (full quote)
11289 Play the game Harding. (full quote)
10706 You're just a young kid. what are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why...bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver. (full quote)
10706 How about it? You creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for Bull Goose Randall back in action...You ding-a-lings. The Mental Defective League, in formation. (full quote)
  WELL I TRIED GODDAMNIT, AT LEAST I DID THAT! (full quote)
12153 Which one of you nuts has got any guts? (full quote)
12153 Chief: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him. McMurphy: Killed him, huh? Chief: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you. (full quote)
12153 McMurphy : That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny. (full quote)
12153 McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. (full quote)
12153 McMurphy: I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science. (full quote)
12153 nurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed? Billy: No, I'm not. [Applause from friends.] nurse Ratched: You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this. Billy: Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched. nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that. Billy: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother. (full quote)
12153 McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor? (full quote)
12153 McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it. (full quote)
12153 [The inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes.] Martini: [rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel. McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini. Martini: I bet a dime. [Puts the two halves onto the table.] McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime. [shows a whole cigarette] If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand? Martini: Yes. McMurphy: You don't understand. (full quote)
12153 McMurphy: what do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it. (full quote)
12153 [McMurphy, getting Chief into the basketball game] McMurphy: Hit me, Chief, I got the moves! (full quote)
12153 nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. (full quote)
13350 I can only speculate as to the reasons why. (full quote)
13350 1)Cheswick, do me a favor. Take it easy and stay off my side. 2)But I only wanna help you. 1)Please! 2)But I only wanna help you. 1)PLEASE! (full quote)
14988 outta my son your using my oxygen (full quote)
14988 outta way my son your using my oxygen (full quote)
13896 why dont you just knockoff the bullshit & play the game? (full quote)
17878 What do ya mean, we can't watch the World Series? Even when I was in the cooler we watched the Series...they used to have riots...For the lasttime, I'm telling you I want that TV turned on RIGHT NOW! (full quote)
18520 It's as if each time he took a sip from out of that wine bottle it took a sip from out of his soul. (full quote)
19851 Put it in the basket, Chief! (full quote)
hannahbelle I don't thinks he's overly pychotic, but I do think he's sick. (full quote)
1ajas They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars! (full quote)
1ajas Aren't ya' gonna' play? Aren't ya' gonna' play, Martini? Martini, I wanna' play! (full quote)
1ajas She was fifteen years old goin' on thirty-five, doc, she told me she was eighteen. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Do you like it here? (2)It's that fuckin' nurse, man. (full quote)
  haha hehe hoho they are coming to take me away (full quote)
  stuff that son of a bitch cheif (full quote)
  Your coming with me Chief puts pillow on Mcmurphys head. Lets go. starts suffocating Mcmurphy, Mcmurphy patting Chief on the back, shaking, puts hand down. Chief walks into the shower room, tries to pick up the hose, face going red, picks up the hose. Runs, puts it over his head, and throws it out the window. Jumps out, runs out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then makes a fist with his hand. (full quote)
  You think i'm peculiar, you think i'm some little maryanne walking down the street. (full quote)
  It took every bit of strength I had to hold that fish up as he took the picture. every damn bit (full quote)
10929 I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. (full quote)
10929 A little dab'll do ya. (full quote)
10929 I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science. (full quote)
10929 You all crazy? (full quote)
vanilla McMurphy: Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen (full quote)
1ajas Oh, I'm Doctor McMurphy, R. P. McMurphy. (full quote)
1ajas ...and every time he put the bottle to his mouth he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him. (full quote)
1ajas Ain't this a bitch? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Koufax gets the sign from Roseboro! He kicks once, he pumps... It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a firecracker. Here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings! It's a long fly ball to deep left center! It's going! It's gone! Somebody give me a wiener before I die. (full quote)
Marvin Acme All right, Chief, here. Take the ball. Now, jump up and put it in the basket, Chief! Jump up and put it in the basket! (full quote)
Marvin Acme I haven't missed the Series in years. Even in the cooler. When I'm in the cooler they run it there or they'll have a riot. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- We're from the...State Mental Institution..This is Dr. Cheswick... Dr. Taber, Dr. Fredrickson...Dr. Scanlon. The famous Dr. Scanlon. Mr. Harding, Dr. Bibbit...Dr. Martini, and...Dr. Sefelt. #2- How about you? Who are you? #1- I'm Dr. McMurphy. R.P. McMurphy. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- That's a hell of a fish there, Doc. #2- Isn't that a dandy? #1-Yeah. It's about 40 pounds, ain't it? #2- No, Thirty-two. But I'll tell you, it took every bit of strength I had...to hold it while the guy took the picture. Every bit. #1- Probably that chain didn't help it any, either. You didn't weigh the chain, did you? #2- No, I didn't weigh the chain. But I'm awfully proud of that picture. That's the first Chinooker I ever caught. (full quote)
28356 Aint nobody jerkin off nowhere mother fucker (full quote)
The Raven I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya. You watch. (full quote)
The Raven Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much. (full quote)
The Raven You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman! (full quote)
44823 Which one of you nuts has got any guts? (full quote)
44823 your hand is staining my window. (full quote)