Movie quotes
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- From the movie: The English Patient
I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed at the horizon and said, "Faya!". That was a good day.
- From the movie: Jumanji
“- Sarah Whittle: Have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
- Alan Parrish: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun!
- Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.” - From the movie: Supergirl
- From the movie: That Night
“- Mickey Meyer: That's it! I'm never doing it, nobody's touching mine!
- Barbara: Don't you want to have a baby?
- Mickey Meyer: I'll buy one.” - From the movie: The Women
“A woman's compromised the day she's born.”
- From the movie: Ernest Rides Again
“- Ernest: This is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria.
- Abner: Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute... they were killed in Bolivia.
- Ernest: Well, maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.” - From the movie: Warm Springs
“- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Don't talk to me as if I were a child!
- Eleanor Roosevelt: How am I supposed to talk to you?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like I was!” - From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“- Gordon Bombay: Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey.
- Peter Mark: [sarcastically] You know, I knew we forgot something.” - From the movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
“- Andie: Why do they always forget my bacon?
- Jeannie Ashcroft: I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.
- Andie: Only for a few seconds.
- Lana Jong: Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.
- Andie: [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana.
- Lana Jong: When are you seeing him again?
- Andie: Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“- Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
- Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power!” - From the movie: Corky Romano
“I'm just a little wired… Ahh, I'm mean wired as in jumpy, not as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch.”
- From the movie: Fletch
“I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.”
- From the movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“- Mr. Darcy: [getting dressed after the inspection] How are you able to discern that the wound from my rib was from fencing?
- Priest: I've been at this a long time, my son.
- Mr. Darcy: [skeptical, as he walks away] I have no wound.” - From the movie: The Roaring Twenties
- From the movie: Cemetery Man
“I'd give my life to be dead.”
- From the movie: Popeye
- From the movie: Charlie Chan at Monte Carlo
“Destination never reached by turning back on same.”
- From the movie: The World According to Garp
“You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I'm going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life.”
- From the movie: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
- From the movie: Grease
“It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes.”
- From the movie: The Return of Jafar
“Good help is so hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?”
- From the movie: Juno
“Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.”
- From the movie: "Crocodile" Dundee
“If I give my heart to you, I’ll have none and you'll have two.”
- From the movie: Fathers' Day
“For years I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going.”
- From the movie: Little Shop of Horrors
“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
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