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Annie Hall - 1977 Movie Quotes


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4927 We can walk to the curb from here. (full quote)
5435 1: Look a that V.P.L. 2: V.P.L.? 3: Visible Panty line. (full quote)
5435 Out here, they don't bury their trash. They turn it into television shows. (full quote)
4927 We can walk to the curb from here. (full quote)
7724 those who can't do teach, those who can't teach, teach gym. (full quote)
  Alvy (talking about LA): I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light. (full quote)
8542 Don't knock masturbation, its sex with someone you love. (full quote)
  I wouldnt want to be in any club that would have me as a member (full quote)
11289 1.Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture. 2.You? You kiddin'? If the Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything. (full quote)
11289 A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. (full quote)
11289 I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss. (full quote)
13075 I forgot my mantra (full quote)
13075 Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick! (full quote)
13075 They did not take me in the Army. I was, um, interestingly enought, I was, I was 4-P. Yes. In the event of war, I'm a hostage. (full quote)
13075 They did not take me in the Army. I was, um, interestingly enough, I was, I was 4-P. Yes. In the event of war, I'm a hostage. (full quote)
13075 I did it. I killed 'em both (spiders). what's the matter? what are you sad about? what did you want me to do? Capture 'em and rehabilitate them? (full quote)
13075 1) With your wife in bed, does she need some kind of artificial stimulation? 2) We use a large, vibrating egg (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)Let me ask you something. Is this a sandwich? (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)Jesus, I'm standing here with the cast of The Godfather. (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)what I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)Max, are we driving through plutonium? (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)I wonder what she looks like naked? (full quote)
11538 (Alvy)Well, Duane, I'm due back on the planet Earth. (full quote)
11538 (Annie)La Di Da! La di da! (full quote)
11538 (actor)When I die I want to be torn apart by wild animals. (Alvy)Yeah, probably eaten by some squirrels. (full quote)
18032 La-dee-da.......la-dee-da (full quote)
  You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That's-that's all. So-so when you go through life you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's ... You're very lucky ... to be ... to be miserable. (full quote)
4927 We can walk to the curb from here. (full quote)
  Talk to him! You speak shellfish! (full quote)
  Annie: Would you like a lift? Alvy: Sure which way you going? Annie: I'm going downtown. Alvy: Oh, I'm going uptown. Annie: It's ok cause I'm going uptown too. Alvy: You just said you were going downtown. (full quote)
Riccishere Don't knock masterbation, it's sex with someone I love. (full quote)
  Sex with you is a truly Kafkaesque experience - I mean that as a compliment. (full quote)
  Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. (full quote)
  Do you realize the rest of the world looks at us as a bunch of left-wing, homosexual Jewish pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here! (full quote)
  You were following me! 2: I was NOT following you, what, just because I'm walking a block behind you, staring at you....that's following? (full quote)
10929 I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict. (full quote)
10929 Well, la-di-da. (full quote)
10929 Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym. (full quote)
10929 Nixon was popular. (full quote)
  ben shan drawings (full quote)
  You, you like New York, Jewish, left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University with the Socialist summer camps, and the father with the ben-shahn drawings, right, and the really, you know, strike-oriented..... (full quote)
  No. It'll be great, it'll be great. All those PhDs are in there like discussing modes of alienation and we'll be in here quietly humping. (full quote)
  Why don't you get William F Buckley to kill the spider? (full quote)
  I've told you a thousand times to keep a lot of insect spray around. You never know who's gonna crawl over. (full quote)
10929 When I was fourteen I knew I should carry around an emergency contraceptive. By the time I got around using it, it was dust. (full quote)
10929 I really wanted to be an anarchist, but I didn't know where to register. (full quote)
10929 where did you grow up, in a Norman Rockwell painting? (full quote)
10929 You're always trying to get things to come out perfectly in art because it's real different in life. (full quote)
10929 Whose 'Catcher in the Rye' is this? (full quote)
10929 I'm obsessed with - with death, I think. Big, big subject with me, yeah. (full quote)
10929 Right, well I have to go now, Duane, because I'm due back on planet Earth. (full quote)
10929 I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery. (full quote)
10929 --Well, you are what Grammy Hall calls a 'real Jew.' --Thank you. (full quote)
10929 I've a very pessimistic view of life. (full quote)
10929 I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. (full quote)
10929 I don't respond well to mellow. (full quote)
10929 Quantity doesn't imply quality. (full quote)
10929 I can't get with any religion that advertises in 'Popular Mechanics.' (full quote)
10929 Why don't you take some sodium pentothal? Then you could sleep through the whole thing. (full quote)
10929 They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. (full quote)
10929 The Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card. You'd tell them everything. (full quote)
43384 I would not want to belong to any club that would have me for a member (full quote)
45227 Listen, Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. (full quote)
45227 If she comes over here, Max, my brain's gonna turn into guacamole. (full quote)
debee_bambino It's ok I can walk to the curb from here (full quote)
leoanp My grammy never gave gits she was too busy getting raped by Cosaks (full quote)
jmoore We 'um we need the eggs. (full quote)