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Kentucky Fried Movie, The - 1977 Movie Quotes

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1815 Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces. (full quote)
  This is not a chawade. I need your total concentwation. (full quote)
  I live the unknown, I love the unkown, I am the unkown (full quote)
4921 At Argon, we're working to keep your money! (full quote)
4921 At Argon, we're working to keep your money! (full quote)
6357 This is Buttkiss, klahn's bodyguard. He's tough and ruthless. This is Quan,Klahns Chauffeur, he's rough and toothless. (full quote)
6357 The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven. (full quote)
5150a I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11. (full quote)
5150a Guard #2. If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up? I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling. (full quote)
5150a You are aware this movie is shown in feel-around? (full quote)
5150a I live ze unknown, I love ze unknown, I am ze unknown. where do you live? Zat is unknown--I don't know. (full quote)
7887 People oftenmistake me for my daughter dale (full quote)
8871 Don't you know there is a penile code in this state? (Character is waving a large floppy dildo in a courtroom scene) (full quote)
  Christ! Did a cow shit in here?! (full quote)
15473 your team has just assassinated the President. (full quote)
  1Fish for dinner last night? 2Harvey still smoking those cigars? 3Christ did a cow shit in here?? (full quote)
  Raiders plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock LA. Film at 11. (full quote)
  In the event of premature emission, the Joy of Sex also comes equipped with 'Big Jim Slade', former tight end...... (full quote)
  Send him to Detroit! (full quote)
  now take him to be tortured (full quote)
  what was dat? twy again. this time wid feewing. (full quote)
  A, i want you. B, i need you. C i love you. B! (full quote)
  more shocking than Mandingo. more revealing than Deep Throat. and more offensive than Behind the Green Door. its Catholic High School Girls in Trouble. (full quote)
  HENRY GIBSON:Death continues to be our nation's number one killer. (full quote)
10929 SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY (full quote)
42119 Announcer: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker. (Rex Kramer steps in the middle of large afro-Americans) Rex Kramer: NIGGGERRRS (full quote)
42119 Father: And what is our little skeptic doing today? Mother: Frying the cat in Nesson Oil (full quote)
42119 Woman 1: Fish for diiner last night? Woman 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars? Woman 3: Christ, did a cow shit in here? (full quote)
42119 This is Henry Gibson speaking. When death knocks on your door, give generously (full quote)