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Oh, God! - 1977 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
7937 Court Reporter: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? God: So help me Me. (full quote)
3605 1) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 2) So help me Me. 3) So help you you? (full quote)
13604 You think only God can make a tree? Try coming up with a mackerel from scratch. And when the last one's gone, that's it. (full quote)
  Sometimes when you don't feel normal doing a normal thing makes you feel normal (full quote)
  GOD:I want you to carry the ball for me. Jerry:I've got no ball! (full quote)
  Jerry: what's going to happen to us? God: How should I know? Jerry: what do you mean how should you know? You're God! God: I only know what is. I'm also big on what was. On what will be, I haven't got a clue. (full quote)
10929 Lose a job. Save a world. Not a bad deal. (full quote)
10929 --Sometimes, now and then, couldn't we just talk? --I tell you what. You talk. I'll listen. (full quote)
  PERHAPS MY best MIRACLE WAS THE 1969 METS (full quote)