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Slap Shot - 1977 Movie Quotes

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evilroy Morris, you make me sick when you speak. (full quote)
4276 That reminds me...I was coaching in Omaha when Eddie Shore sends me some guy. Horrible masterbater! He would get deliberate penalties..and I'd be damned if he wouldn't...we'll... (full quote)
  Susan Sucks Pussy! (full quote)
4715 1)They teach you how to underline in college.2) Not the sex scenes they don't (full quote)
4715 1.What are you doing? 2.Putting on the foil. 3. Every game. 4. Want some. (full quote)
4847 get me a soda what kind grape or orange but none of that stinkin rootbeer (full quote)
5110 1: You cheap sonofabitch, are you crazy? Those guys are retards! 2: I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise. 1: They brought their fucking TOYS with 'em! 2: I'd rather have 'em playing with their toys than playing with themselves. 1: They're too dumb to play with themselves! (full quote)
5110 Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a dyke. I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian! (full quote)
5110 I may be bald, but at least I'm not chickenshit! (full quote)
5110 1: It took my quarter! 2: Think they show Speed Racer here? (full quote)
5110 She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on. (full quote)
5110 1: How about it tonight, guys? Old Time Hockey! 2: Piss on Old Time Hockey!!! 1: Eddie Shore? 2: Piss on Eddie Shore!!! (full quote)
5110 1: trade me right fucking now! 2: Now hang up. (full quote)
5110 1: Who own de chief? 2: OWNS! OWNS! (full quote)
5110 what'd the old man trade for those guys, a used puck bag? (full quote)
5110 1: You can't lock 'em up; they're folk heroes. 2: They're criminals. 1: A lot of folk heroes started out as criminals, you know. (full quote)
5238 My allergy to these fucking fans...has returned. (full quote)
FletchFFletch They brought their FUCKIN' TOYS WITH THEM! (full quote)
5658 call Detroit, tell dem bull shit. (full quote)
6080 They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em! (full quote)
5971 I'm listening to the fucking song!!!! (full quote)
jevans68 Hey, Hallorhan! You're wife's a lesbian! (full quote)
  That is a VERY DEEP CUT! (full quote)
9140 Icing happen when the puck comes down, bang, you know, before the other guys,nobody there, then my hand goes comes up, then play stops then start up. (full quote)
9140 1.) You know your son looks like a fag to me. 2.) I beg your pardon. 1.) You better get re-married soon, or he is going to have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson. 2.) How dare you! (full quote)
  They brought their fucking TOYS!!! I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. (full quote)
  1. change the channel! 2. huh? 1. change the channel! 2. huh? 3. change le canal! 2. ah, oui! (full quote)
11157 Dave's a killer!!!! Dave's a mess. (full quote)
jevans68 Hallerhan! Hey, Hallerhan! You're wife's a lesbian! (full quote)
  You know your son looks like a fag! Yeah you better re-mary again before he ends up with someones cock in his mouth (full quote)
14633 Someone yells to Reggie...Dunlop, you suck cock! Reggie Dunlop says..All I can get. (full quote)
14617 I dont care I hate it here I go to florida and I ghet the money (full quote)
14617 My allergies to theses fans have returned!! (full quote)
14617 Dave's a killer!! Daves a mess!! (full quote)
14617 That cunt is no good! (full quote)
14617 Any body here here of a place called the Palmile? Fucked the barmaid last trip (full quote)
14617 What are you guys brothers? (full quote)
14617 He's hung like a horse (full quote)
14617 then you go to da box for 2 minutes by yourself you feel shame...then you get free. (full quote)
14917 The Peterborough Patriots vs. the Charlestown Chiefs. Brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing. (full quote)
  Heyyyy Ogie! Buy ya a soda after the game? (full quote)
  Chicken. No skin. salad. the fruit. all on one plate nothing touch or else you take it back...thank you fuck you se tu (full quote)
  I'm going down to get some snatch by the pool. (full quote)
  I'm going down to get some snaaatch by the pool. (full quote)
  I'd like some snatch by the pool (full quote)
  This young man has had a very trying rookie season. What with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada, and that country's refusal to accept him....well, that's more than most 21 year olds could handle. (full quote)
  Andre, of course, has been living in semi-seclusion in northern Quebec ever since the unforunate Denny Pratt incident. (full quote)
  (French accent)---Icing 'appen when de puck come down....BANG...before de udder guy....nobody der...(you know) harm go come ca...den de game stop den start up.--DENIS LEMIEUX (full quote)
  I am trying to listen to the fucking song. (full quote)
  Regg what you say to him. I told him his wife was a dyke. NO. Yah. Fuck (full quote)
  nipples as hard as little rocks (full quote)
  Hit 'em with your purse you pussy! (full quote)
  He's got a big cock; like the horse (full quote)
  Daddy he called me a pussy and then he changed the channel (full quote)
  I think there are a lot of shysters in florida. (full quote)
  When you go to Penalty Box you feel shame for two Minutes, then you go free (full quote)
  ya remember the guy who used to purposely get penalties just to go in the box and masterbate (full quote)
  Give ma a grape or orange. None of that stinkin' rootbeer! (full quote)
  so Regg what did you say to them I told him his wife was a dyke NO? YES!! Fuckkk.. (full quote)
  Anybody know the Palm Isle in this town? Fucked the barmaid last trip! (full quote)
  Thats what it said in the yearbook, jim. (full quote)
  I am placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the coach and chief goon on that Syracuse team. A bounty? Yeah. A hundred bucks of my own money for the first one of my guys that reallly nails that creep. ARE YOU CRAZY!? WE COULD ALL LAND IN THE CLINKER FOR THIS!! YOU CAN'T PUT A BOUNTY ON A MAN'S HEAD!! I just did. (full quote)
  They teach you how to underline in college. No the fuck scenes they don't. (full quote)
  They teach you how to underline in college. Not the fuck scenes they don't. (full quote)
  An object right in the face. what kind of object? Keys. You know, car keys, house keys? Keys to the camper. Yes hello. They've arrested the Hansons on a trumped up charge. Well someone threw a monkey wrench. Yeah, hit Jeff right in the face. (full quote)
  ...she came up to me without even saying hi and rubbed up against me. Her juggs were right up against my suit! Nipples hard as little rocks. (full quote) about some SNATCH by the pool! .....I was in Florida once. On a southern tour. I met this cute little redhead. She says to me, Come on down by the pool. So I go down. All of the sudden she comes divin out of this cabana wearing nothing but a see-through wetsuit! (full quote)
  (Reggie Dunlop to the team) We've gott a lotta losses. 2. (Hansons sreaming) YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WE GOTTA LOT OF EM, LET'S GO! NOBODY'S BETTER THAN US! THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR GUYS TO WIN! (Reggie to Braden) Jesus fucking Christ, these guys don't leave the friggin bench. (full quote)
  (Reggie to team) We haven't been hockey players. We've been animals. GOONS! Freaks in a fuckin' sideshow. We ought be in jail that's all there is to it! (full quote)
  McGrath to Reggie: You see this quarter? It used to be a nickle. You are not getting any younger. Another season maybe two, you will be hanging up the blades and retiring the axe! And it will be Joe McGrath you will have to thank for training you for the front office! Reg: Ah, fuck it! (full quote)
  Any of you guys familiar with the Palm Isle in this town (full quote)
  1. Jesus Lil, there have been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 2. I didn't do it. (full quote)
  I don't wanna play with it anymore..You broke the darn thing. (full quote)
  The people paid to see the Chiefs , not this group of ...[pause]... pussies! (full quote)
  She comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs up against me...nipples hard as little rocks! (full quote)
  what are ya doing Walt? Makin it look mean! (full quote)
  who own da chiefs? owwwwns, who owns the chiefs owwwwwwwwwns (full quote)
  Ned: Now, they give you a dime, and you get to make one phone call. Jeff: Can we call the pizza man? (full quote)
  She comes up to me without even sayin hello and rubs her jugs right up against my suit. Nipples hard as little rocks. (full quote)
  dave's a killer...yeahhhh dave's a killer!!!! (full quote)
  i fucked the bar maid last year....she rubbed her tits up against me, nipples hard as little rocks. (full quote)
  The fucking machine took my quarter! (full quote)
  I'M listening to the fucking song!!!! (full quote)
  1)They brought their fucking TOYS!!! 2)I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. 3) Their too stupid to play with themselves! (full quote)
  The fans are standing up to them! The peanut vendor is standing up to them! And by gosh if I were down there, I'd be standing up to them! (full quote)
  Stick 'em fuck 'em christ pop 'em (full quote)
  Why you cheap son of a bitch! Are you Crazy? Those Guys are retarded? (full quote)
  I got a good Deal on those BOys, Scout Said they showed a lotta promise (full quote)
  Well I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves (full quote)
  they are too stupid to play with themselves. Every piece of garbage that comes into the market and You gotta buy it! (full quote)
  Hey reggie, hey that reminds me, I was coaching in omaha back in '48, and Eddie Shore sent this guy to me, habitual masturbator, no self control, know what i mean, well , what he would do, he would get deliberate 5 minute majors so he could go into that pentaly box all by himself and GOD DAMN that son a bitch ,, LOOK AT HIM GO. what was that boy's name? (full quote)
  I'm listenin to the fuckin song (full quote)
  Ahh who knows maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies (full quote)
  Locker room pep talk: Reggie: We all know how to play the game--just go out and play it smart! Hanson #1: That's right, get out there and stick 'im! Hanson #2: Fuckin' Christ, pop 'em! Hanson #3: That's what we're here for guys, to WIN! (full quote)
  Hey coach I'm gunna change my name: Killer, Dave Killer Carlson (full quote)
  Reggie:She underlined the fuck scenes! Brayden: They teach you to underline in college. Reggie: They don't teach you to underline the fuck scenes! (full quote)
10929 They teach you how to underline in college. (full quote)
10929 You take the van. I'll keep the dog. (full quote)
15572 I'm going down to get some snaaatch by the pool. (full quote)
15572 You know what I'm going to do, I'm gonna walk out there and wiggle my dick at them. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again. Everyone with the exception of my wife will be headed for the exits. You and your fuckin fashion shows!!! (full quote)
15572 Why do they have to cover up their juggs like that with all them feathers This isn't art, this is sex!!!! (full quote)
16158 1.what ARE YOU DOING? 2.Makin her look MEAN! (full quote)
24745 get me a grape or an orange none of that stinkin rootbeer (full quote)
36175 (1)Dave's a killer. (2)Dave's a mess. (full quote)
38042 They're fucking horrible looking (full quote)
38042 These guys are a fucking disgrace. (full quote)
38042 Are you guys brothers? (full quote)
38042 I'm going to flash them, Joe. I'm going walk down that stinking aisle, I'm going to open this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my my dick at 'em (full quote)
42119 He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on Johnny (full quote)
42119 Anybody slams me against the boards tonight, I'm going to piss all over myself (full quote)
42119 1. Dunlop, you suck cock. 2. Hey, all I can get (full quote)
42119 1. Eddie Shore? 2. PISS ON EDDIE SHORE!!! 3. Old time hockey? 2. PISS ON OLD TIME HOCKEY!!! (full quote)
42119 Buy you a soda after the game? (full quote)
42119 Radio Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, look at that. You can't, we're on radio (full quote)
42119 I don't want any tits and I don't want any For sale signs (full quote)
42119 1. I want a chair by the pool 2. I want some snatch by the pool. (full quote)
  STICK UM, FUCK UM, CHRIST POP UM! (full quote)
  Everyone at the War Memorial is standing on their feet, screaming KILL KILL KILL this is hockey.-(Jim Carr during the championship game (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Well, Reg is our coach. #2- Sure, old time hockey. #3- Like Eddie Shore. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- what are you guys doing? #2- Putting on the foil. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You guys triplets or something? #2- No, I'm in the middle Steve's 20 & Jeff's 18. (full quote)
47679 We aint hockey players were clowns, goons, were freaks in a side show, we should be in jail. (full quote)
mgoc11 "what are you guys doing? "Puttin' on the foil, want some?" (full quote)