| Posted By | Quote |
| 2946 |
Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
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| 2946 |
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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| 2946 |
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
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| 2946 |
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
(full quote)
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Thank you sir, may I have another? *Whack* Thank you sir, may I have another?
(full quote)
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| 4049 |
May I have 10,000 marbles, please.
(full quote)
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| 1990 |
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
(full quote)
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| 1990 |
Eric Stratten...Rush Chairman...damn glad to meet ya!
(full quote)
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| 284 |
It's not going to be an orgy. It's a toga party.
(full quote)
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| 284 |
Can we dance wiff yo dates ?
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| 1990 |
your new name will be Pinto.
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| 4119 |
#1 Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta House?
#2 Sure.......C'mon in.
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| 1990 |
#1 Would you tells those asshole's to shut up. #2 Hey shut up you asshole's!
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| 4446 |
THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE F**KING BAR!
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| 1990 |
You guys playing cards?
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president:I...state your name. pledges: I...state your name president:do hearby pledge allegence to the frat. pledges: do hearby pledge allegence to the frat. president: With liberty and fraternity for all pledges: AMEN!
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| 4715 |
I believe the cucumber is the most sensual of all vegetables.
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| 4853 |
Why don't you get Nidermayer on the case? He's a little shit just like you are.
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| 4853 |
Well sir, we were really hoping our midterms would really bring up our grades.
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| 4509 |
You're a P-I-G pig!
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| 5167 |
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor
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| 1990 |
(coughing in unison) Blow job! Blow bob!...Eat me! Eat me!
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| 1990 |
Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
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| 1990 |
You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now, Carmine.
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Would anybody like to smoke some pot?
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| 1212 |
Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
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| 1212 |
1)Don't you have any respect for yourself? 2)This is just gross. That boy is a P-I-G--PIG.
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| 1212 |
1)She broke her date. 2)Washing her hair? 1)Dead mother.
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| 1212 |
Double secret probation?
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| 1212 |
1)You guys up for a toga party? 2)Toga! Toga! Toga!
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| 1212 |
It's not gonna be an orgy, its a toga party.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
I'll write ya a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
food King, food King, food King.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
1)Hey, I could get in trouble. 2)That's right. So, stay cool.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
1)vegetables can be really sensuas, don't ya think? 2)No. vegetables are sensual, people are sensuas.
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| 1212 |
My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house. Can I meet you there?
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| 1212 |
This is Sissy, my steady girl.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
(singing)I gave my love a cherry, that had no stem. I gave my love a chicken, that had no bones. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave---
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| 1212 |
(singing)I gave my love a cherry that had no stem. I gave my love a chicken that had no bones. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave---
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| 1212 |
Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
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| 1212 |
1)(Name),I'm so glad you could come. 2)Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
1)I lied to you too. 2)Oh, yeah? what about? 1)I'm only 13.
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| 1212 |
Is that any way to treat an intimate friend?
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| 1212 |
We all got expelled last night.
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| 1212 |
See if you can guess what I am now.......I'm a zit!
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now.
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| 1212 |
1)I said, what a shame that a few bad apples had to spoil the fun for everyone by breaking the rules. 2)Put a sock in it!
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| 1212 |
(Woman falls through window and lands on boy's bed) Boy:Thank you, God!!
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| 1212 |
Lets stop this now. CHARGE!!!
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| 5102 |
Who is it? You'll have to come back later, I'm doing the dishes.
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| 5754 |
When I graduate I am gonna get drunk every night.
(full quote)
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| 6449 |
Eric Stratton, rush chairman, Damned glad to meet you!
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| 6525 |
HOLYSHIT! HOLYSHIT!
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| 6533 |
Lizardbreath is an animal!
(full quote)
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| clarkins |
Wait till Otis sees us. He loves us
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| 6625 |
zero point zero
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| 6788 |
They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal
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| 6788 |
Nice Fish
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| 6788 |
1) She'll take this seriously 2) Does this thing talk?
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thank you sir, can i have another?
(full quote)
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| clarkins |
They took the bar. The whole f***ing bar.
(full quote)
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::HOLY SHIT!!!!!!::
THERE WERE BLANKS IN THAT GUN::
HOLY SHIT!!!!!::
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what'S WITH THIS LYIN AROUND SHIT, HUH!!!???!??!?!?!?
(full quote)
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they took the bar!! the whole fucking bar
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| 7295 |
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
(full quote)
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Grab a brew, don't cost nothing
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I here to pick up my date, Fawn Liebewicz
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Do you mind if we dance with your dates.
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| clarkins |
1. She broke our date. 2. Washing her hair? 1. Dead Mother
(full quote)
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| clarkins |
For God's Sake officer, they're looting the food King.
(full quote)
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| clarkins |
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits. Squeeze her buns. You'll never get a chance like this.
(full quote)
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1: If I were in your shoes right now I'd be... 2:LEAVING, what a GOOD idea!
(full quote)
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Dis could be very perilous fo you. If I was you I'd be....
LEAVING what a great idea!
(full quote)
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Yeah, He can't do that to our pledges. only WE can do that to our pledges.
(full quote)
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Say, is that a clip-on by any chance?
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Drop and give me twenty!
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You F**ked up. You trusted us.
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| 7836 |
what the hell we s'posed to do ya mo-ron.
(full quote)
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| 7973 |
Thank you sir, may I have another
(full quote)
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| 7973 |
Mind if we dance with your dates?
(full quote)
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| 7973 |
(1)How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
(2)How does it feel to be an asshole, Niedermayer?
(full quote)
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| 8057 |
mine is bigger then that ....my cucumber that is.
(full quote)
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| 7973 |
women, can't live with'em, can't live without'em
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When I graduate I am gonna get drunk everynight
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| 8265 |
1. You gonna pork (name)2. pork her 1. your gonna hump her brains out
(full quote)
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| 8188 |
We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong
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| 9316 |
My advice to you is to begin drinking heavily
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| 9508 |
Well what the hell we suppose to do you moron?
(full quote)
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He can't do that to our pledges? only WE can do that to our pledges
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
I've done a lot of things you don't know about.
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
We have an old saying in Delta, Don't get mad, get even!
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
Those ASSHOLES must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
It's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party.
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
Take it easy, I'm in pre-law man.....I thought you were pre-med?.....what's the difference?
(full quote)
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| 9572 |
Well you can do what you want to us, but we're not gonna sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!!!!
(full quote)
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That was Eric Straten, Rush Chairman, and he was damn glad to meet you.
(full quote)
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| 10047 |
My advice to you: start drinking heavily.
(full quote)
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| 10609 |
~i think i'm in love with a retard.
~is he bigger than me?
(full quote)
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Over? It's not over! was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
Germans?
Shh, he's rolling.
(full quote)
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| 10868 |
Try and guess what I am right now.......
*fills mouth and smashes cheeks*
I'm a zit
(full quote)
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| 10868 |
That boy is a P-I-G Pig!
(full quote)
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| 11157 |
Mr Dorfman.
Hello.
0.2! Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son.
(full quote)
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| 11157 |
Christ!!!
Seven years of college down the drain.
Might as well join the fuckin' peace corp.
(full quote)
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Singing: Let me tell you bout some friends I know. They're kinda crazy but you'll dig the show, they can party till the break of dawn. And with Delta Tao Ki you cant go wrong. (animal house)
(full quote)
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| QuickStopRST |
Well, what the hell we s'posed ta do ya moron?
(full quote)
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| QuickStopRST |
1.If I was in your shoes, I'd be- 2. Leaving! what a good idea!
(full quote)
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| 11289 |
1. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ? Hell no.
2. Don't, he's on a roll.
(full quote)
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| 11341 |
Knowledge is good!
(full quote)
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| 11289 |
Remain calm, all is well.
(full quote)
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Let me give you a hint, she's got a couple of major league Yabbos.
(full quote)
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| 12132 |
1)Tell those assholes to shut up 2)(yelling)Shut up you assholes!
(full quote)
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| 11513 |
Well, what the hell are we s'posed to do, ya moron?!
(full quote)
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| 11289 |
Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.
(full quote)
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
(full quote)
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| 4119 |
The negroes stole our girlfriends!
(full quote)
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| 13567 |
Oh no! We're afraid to follow you, Bluto-we might get in trouble. Well, just kill my ass from now on! Wormer - dead man! Marmelard - dead! NIEDERMEYER- DEAD
(full quote)
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| 13629 |
1)They took the bar, the whole fucken bar.
2)Yea, they even confiscated the shit we didn't steel.
(full quote)
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| 13629 |
1)what is that on your uniform?
2)Its a pledge pin.
1)A PLEDGE PIN, ON YOUR UNIFORM!!
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| 14043 |
See if you can guess what I am now.
(full quote)
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| 14043 |
Thank you sir, may I have another?
(full quote)
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how does it feel to be an a**hole Neidermeyer ?
(full quote)
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what the hell are we supposed to do you moron
(full quote)
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| 15923 |
See if you can guess what I am now (squeezes his cheeks that are full of potatoes) a Zit! Get it!
(full quote)
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What about that horse? Is there anything you hate more than that horse?
(full quote)
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what? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
(full quote)
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-Will this make me go schizo?
-It's a distinct possibility
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Little more little more (BAM!!!!) that's good.
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| 17878 |
Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed PEarl Harbor?
(full quote)
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When the going gets tough, the tough get going!
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your Delta name is.... Flounder.
Why Flounder?
WHY NOT!
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Bluto talking to Kent:...and from now on, your name will be........Flounder
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Bluto: Holy shite! (meanwhile Otter talking) Holy shite!
(full quote)
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| 19005 |
face it, you ficked up. You trusted us.
(full quote)
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| 19423 |
...and could you get three dates for my friends?
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Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
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Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
(full quote)
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what am I....what am I....a ZIT!!!
(full quote)
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| 21848 |
The time has come for someone to put their foot down, and that foot is me.
(full quote)
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through your life son....
(full quote)
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| 22725 |
THEY TOOK THE BAR, THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!
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| 22956 |
We'll say you parked your car out back last night, and when you woke up, it was gone.
(full quote)
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See if you can guess what i am now. I'm a zit, get it!!
(full quote)
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| Norsemanlax1 |
It's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party.
(full quote)
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she should be good looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain...morally casual attitude...
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You'll have to come back later, I'm doing the dishes.
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HEY! what's all this lyin'-around shit?!...NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! And it ain't over now! 'Cause when the going gets tough...(long pause)...the tough get going!...what the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives - but you're gonna let it be the WORST. (mocking) Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL, JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! NOT ME! I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS! WORMER, HE'S A DEAD MAN! MARMALARD, DEAD! NIEDERMEYER...dead!...LET'S DO IT!
(full quote)
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took advantage of our female party guests. (We did.) But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then you have to blame the entire fraternity system. And if the entire fraternity system is guilty, then is this not an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg! Is this not an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us - but I am not going to stand here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America!
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Mr. Hoover, 4 c's and an F, 1.6 Grade Point Average. Fine example you set. Mr. Kroger, 2c's, 2d's and an F. 1.2 Grade Point Average, congratulations Kroger you lead the Delta pledge class. Daniel Simpson Day, has no Grade Point Average, all courses incomplete. Mr. Blu-- Mr. Blutarsky, 0.0.
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Flounder: I can't believe I threw up at Dean Wormer.
Otter: face it, Flounder...you threw up ON Dean Wormer!
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Holy shit-a
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| 1ajas |
Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Hi, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can't afford to have a toga party.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
(1) Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? (2) Sure, c'mon in.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. Well, just kiss my ass from now on!
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
May I have 10,000 marbles, please.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Daniel Simpson Day: has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit
long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and
his jokes are terrible.
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| 10929 |
You guys playing cards?
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house
and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
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1)your name will be Pinto. 2)Why Pinto? 1)(burps)Why not?!
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Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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| 27178 |
my advice to you is to start drinking heavily
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| 1ajas |
Well what the hell are we supposed to do you moron
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Katie: Is this really what your gonna do for the rest of your life.
Boone: what do you mean?
Katie: I mean Hangin around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend
Boone: No, after I graduate I'm gonna get drunk everynight
Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boone: Is he bigger than me?
(full quote)
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| Riccishere |
Christ! Seven years of college down the drain, might as well join the fuckin' Peace Corps!
(full quote)
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| Riccishere |
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!
(full quote)
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| Riccishere |
Grab a brew, don't cost nothin'.
(full quote)
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| Deb |
Otter: He can't treat our pledges like that!
Boone: Yeah! only we can treat our pledges like that!
(full quote)
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| Deb |
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wermer!
Otter: face it, Flounder: you threw up on Dean Wermer!
(full quote)
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See if you can guess what I am now. A ZIT! Get it? I'm a zit!
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| 1ajas |
Maybe he had a heart attack.
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face it, Flounder. You didn't throw up in front of Dean Wormer, you threw up on Dean Wormer.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
(1)I think I'm in love with a retard. (2)Is he bigger than me?
(full quote)
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| 27891 |
1. vegetables are very sensual, don't you think? 2. No. 1. Excuse me? 2. vegetables are sensuous. People are sensual.
(full quote)
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| KoolKatt |
'Guess what I am.' 'A zit.'
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| KoolKatt |
'Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.'
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1)what am I...a zit get it.
(full quote)
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| 27808 |
1. Why Pinto? 2. (BURP) Why not?!
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| 27808 |
You'd better listen to him. He's pre-Med.
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| 27808 |
The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female guests. We did. [winks] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
(full quote)
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| 27808 |
... and everyone thought The Stork here was brain-damaged.
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| 10929 |
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average. All classes incomplete.
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Hey, Guess what i am?...A zit, get it!
(full quote)
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Toga! Toga! Toga!
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get off the mailbox, it is government property
(full quote)
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Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode
(full quote)
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| punisher |
Meanwhile your ass belongs to me...
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Who did this to you? Oh, you know, Greggie and Georgie and the rest of the hitler youth.
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He's right! He's absolutely right! You know what we need to do? Together: Toga party. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
(full quote)
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How does it feel to get kicked out of school, Delta? How does it feel to be an asshole, Needimeir?
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If I was you, I'd be- LEAVING! what a good idea!
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
(full quote)
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what the hell we s'posed to do, ya moron?
(full quote)
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| beekers |
TOGA!!!!!!
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| 10929 |
Thanks. I needed that.
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Sorry.
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
No prisoners!
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what are we sposed to do, ya moron?
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Person 1: So what, after you graduate college you're going to get drunk every weekend? Person 2: No! After I graduate college, I'm going to get drunk every night! Person 1: (Name) I think I'm in love with a retard!
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Person 1: Do you mind if we dance with your dates? Person 2: Not at all. Person 1: If I had a date like that I would be Person 2 interrupts: LEAVING! what a good idea!
(full quote)
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Person 1: Who did this to you? Person 2: Oh you know, Greggy and Georgy and the rest of the Hitler youth
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''HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!''
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what am I?... a zit!
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Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
(full quote)
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1. What the f*ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts?! This could be the best day of our lives, but you're gonna make it the worst. (Mockingly) Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Bluto, we might get in trouble. Well then just kiss my ass from now on! Not me, I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalade, dead! NEIDERMYER...
2. Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We've gotta take these bastards. I think this situation absolutely requires a very stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part.
1. And we're just the guys to do it.
3. let's do it.
1. Let's DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. War's over, man, Wormer dropped the big one.
2. Over? Did you say OVER? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
3. Germans?
4. Forget it, he's rolling.
2. And it aint over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough.... The tough get going! So, who's with me! Let's go! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.....
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Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didnt even point it at him!
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack?
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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Angel Pinto: LAWRENCE!!! If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, defensless girl, you will hate yourself forever! .....I'm proud of you, Lawrence!
Devil Pinto: YOU HOMO!!
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HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT
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what is that on your uniform? A pledge pin. A PLEDGE PIN? ON YOUR UMIFORM?
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| beekers |
1)I think I'm in love with a retard.
2)Is he taller than me?
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Can we dance wif yo dates?
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Shout.
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Shama Lama Ding Dong.
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Louie Louie.
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Wonderful World.
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Twistin' the night away.
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Hey! Nice tie! 90% rayon!
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im a zit! Get it?
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Grab and seat and make yourself at home.
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--We already met.
--Super! Then you'll have a lot to talk about.
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My brother, Fred, was a Delta. That makes me a legacy.
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The Negroes took our dates.
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
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OTIS!!!!! My Man!
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Unless of course they were a total closet case....Like Fred.
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Hey Lonny (It's Larry), this is Mohammed, Jugdish, Clayton, Sydney
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Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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Does this thing talk
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
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| beekers |
Have a beer -- it don't cost nothin'.
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1)Mine's bigger than yours. 2)I beg your pardon? 1)My cucumber, it's bigger than yours. Vegetables can be so sensuous, don't you think? 2)No. People are sensuous, vegetables are sensual.
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| beekers |
Don't flatter yourself, Otter, it wasn't that great.
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| beekers |
1)Going out tonight? 2)No, she broke our date. 1)Washing her hair? 2)Dead mother.
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face it Kent, you didn't throw up in front of Dean Wormer,... you threw up ON Dean Wormer.
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| Marvin Acme |
Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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| Marvin Acme |
May I have 10,000 marbles please?
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food Fight!!!
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what kind of man are you ... TO HARM A DEFENSLESS ANIMAL .... I got a good mind to slap your fat face ....... NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!
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HOLY SHIT.. I put blanks in that gun..HOLY SHIT, I didn't even point the gun at him, there were blanks in the gun...HOLY SHIT
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Fat disgusting slob...YOU'RE A GODDAMNED DISGRACE!!!
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Guess what i am now...a zit!
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(with marshmallow puff in mouth) See if you can guess what I am now. (pushes down on cheeks, exploding it) I'm a zit. Get it?
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Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?
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1) Don't worry man I'm Pre-Law
2) I thought you were Pre-Med
1) Same thing.
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1) My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. 2) Better listen to him Flounder. He's pre-med.
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Its so good to be back here at the Dexter Lane Club. Hit-tit!
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Otis, my man!
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Hey Otis!!!
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And could you get three dates for my friends?
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It was the Deltas against the rules...the rules lost.
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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I won't go skitso will I?
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Does you mind if we dancff with yo dates? Why no... go right ahead.
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what the hell we suppose to do ya moran
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a wimp and a blimp
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Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is
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My advise to you is to start drinking heavily!!
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0.0
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left, left , left, right, left, my boots are heavy, my pants are tight, my balls are swinging from left to right, left, left, left, right, left
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I'm not joking. This is my job.
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I'm a zite. Get it?!
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Oh boy, is this great?!?!
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