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All That Jazz - 1979 Movie Quotes


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  Ladies and gentlemen, lemme lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian and this cat was never nobody's friend. Making his final appearence on the great stage of life,...uh, you can applaud if you want...Mr. Joe Gideon! (full quote)
  He always worked in those cheap burlesque clubs, always surrounded by stark naked girls. But di that bother him? No. He never paid any attention. Never even looked at them. (full quote)
  He always worked in those cheap burlesque clubs, always surrounded by stark naked girls. But did that bother him? No. He never paid any attention. Never even looked at them. (full quote)
  How dare you use my telephone to call someone who's not gay! (full quote)
  A-and a-ny-seat-you-grab-will-be-first-class! (full quote)
  If I die, I'm sorry for all the things I did to you. And if I live, I'm sorry for all the things I'm GONNA do to YOU. (full quote)
12169 It's SHOWTIME, folks! (full quote)
  To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting. (full quote)
  This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. 'Good morning, Anderdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance'! (full quote)
  Using my four-balloon rating system, I give 'The Stand-Up' half a balloon. (balloon deflates) (full quote)
  Our motto is 'We take you everywhere, but get you nowhere'! (full quote)
  C'mon, don't bullshit a bullshitter! (full quote)
  .> business.> business. I'll go either way.> (full quote)
10929 To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting. (full quote)
10929 I wonder if Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed? (full quote)
10929 Oh, boy, do I hate show business! (full quote)
10929 I always look for the worst in other people. (full quote)
10929 what's the matter? Don't you like musical comedy? (full quote)
10929 You could be the first show on Broadway to make a profit without really opening. (full quote)
10929 On Broadway. (full quote)
10929 A Perfect Day. (full quote)
10929 There's No business Like Show business. (full quote)
10929 Everything Old Is New Again. (full quote)
  We're supposed to be down there right now. (full quote)
10929 Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. (full quote)
Marvin Acme This chick, man, without the sole benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. !'. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody's friend. In his final appearance on the great stage of life - uh, you can applaud if you want to - Mr. Joe Gideon! (full quote)
rhps2000 I know here name because that girl meant something to me. Her name was Sweetheart! (full quote)
jenbadamo I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock. (full quote)
jenbadamo Oh-oh...we just lost the family audience. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You blew it, you forgot your line. At the end of this number you're suppose to say...a what's he suppose to say? #2- He's suppose to say I don't want to die, I want to live. #3- (Mumbles) #1- Well look if you can't say it you can't say it. We'll just have to cut it that's all. Cut it. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You blew it, you forgot your line. At the end of this number you're suppose to say...a what's he suppose to say? #2- He's suppose to say I don't want to die, I want to live. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart! Honey? baby? (full quote)
wenplata showman (full quote)
Marvin Acme There's a lady in Chicago, man, wrote a book. Dr K├╝bler-Ross, with a dash. This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken the process of death into five stages; Anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- From deep, deep in here, ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you... #2- A great entertainer. #1- a great entertainer, #2- A great humanitarian. #1- a great humanitarian, #2- And my dear friend of 25 years. #1- And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'll leave these menus with you. Please check off what you want for the coming weeks, OK? #2- Monday, I'll have roast beef, Tuesday, chicken, Wednesday, steak, Thursday, I plan to be dead, so... I'll just have something light. (full quote)