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In-Laws, The - 1979 Movie Quotes


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5757 You have no reason to shoot at me ! I'm a dentist ! (full quote)
  My car has flames! (full quote)
12169 Serpintine, Shel! SERPINTINE!!!! (full quote)
20397 can we have a sedative for shell here general (full quote)
20397 i left those slides in a suit i had martinized, they would have won me a pulitzer prize (full quote)
  Oh Jesus, Pigs! (full quote)
  Oh Jesus, Pigs! (full quote)
  Is the freeze dried? It's really good. (full quote)
  Is this coffee freeze dried? It's really good. (full quote)
10929 Six thousand a year tuition to liston to this? (full quote)
10929 -Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue? -No, we missed him by a good foot and a half. (full quote)
10929 -You were involved in the Bag of Pigs? -Involved? That was my idea. (full quote)
10929 I'm such a good driver, it's incomprehensible they took my license away. (full quote)
10929 -I was in the jungle. The bush we called it. For approximately nine months... -Nine months! That must have really been something! -It was. I saw things. They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles! (full quote)
10929 Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program. (full quote)
10929 -Dad and his mysterious phone calls. -What the hell do you mean by that? -Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths... -You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I can’t take it anymore. The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets. I can’t take it. #2- Are you serious? #1- I can’t stay here. #2- Okay, But remember serpentine! (full quote)
  STOP WITH THE SOUP! (full quote)
  1. Aqua Frio! 2. Awww, he wants cold water Shell, that's what he's saying. (full quote)
  Very nice. A little greasy, but very nice. Crumble some crackers into it Shell, that will help to absorb the grease. (full quote)
  BEAKS! Flies with beaks!?! (full quote)
  It's over the water to Scranton pennsylvania? (full quote)
  Remember Shell, D. Tracy, galoshes. (full quote)
  You should crumble up some saltine crackers in there, Shell, it will absorb the grease. (full quote)
  Oh, Jesus, Pigs! (full quote)
  You Never Take an Early Lunch? (full quote)
  Just go with flow Shell, just go with the Flow. what flow? There isn't any flow (full quote)
  Flies... with BEAKS? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months... #2-Nine months! That must have really been something! #1-It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-You were involved in the Bay of Pigs? #2-Involved? That was my idea. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I'm Sheldon Kornpett #2- Shelly I'm just thrilled to meet you. Tommy tells me you were the first dentist ever to use that drill that spritzes water. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-You sure these are flies you are talking about? #2- Flies. The natives had a name for them Jose Greco de Muertos, flamenco dancers of death. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-The enormous flies flapping away slowly into the sunset...small brown babies clutched in there beaks. #2- Beaks? Flies with beaks?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Alright relax. Now the thing, we'll call it the thing okay Shel but you know we're talking about the engraving, the thing will be out of your house in 2 hours. A man calling himself 'D. Tracy' will come to your home wearing galoshes give him the thing. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Remember Shel, D. Tracy - galoshes. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- It's Germany before Hitler you can see that! I don't know what people are going to do when a six pack of Budweiser cost $1,200.00. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Next time we're in Tejada Shel don't let me forget, they make a chicken sandwich down here...they serve on a hard roll, they heat it up...with oragne juice you know grande...a big one or pineapple juice and coffee. Do you take coffee Shel? Expresso with the beautiful foam...OH JEEZ PIGS! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-The enormous flies flapping away slowly into the sunset...small brown babies clutched in their beaks. #2- Beaks? Flies with beaks?! (full quote)
10929 Serpentine, serpentine. (full quote)
  A ZEE?!? (full quote)
  There's a lot of red-tape in the bush. (full quote)
10929 There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a denist. (full quote)
10929 'To Vince -- well, at least we tried.' (full quote)
10929 The Guacamole Act of 1917. (full quote)
10929 The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's the whole key to the benefits package. (full quote)
10929 These are the best security men in the world. They used to work for J.C. Penney. (full quote)
Marvin Acme The Ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton Pennsylvania?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme We're met by Senator Jesus Braunschweiger, he's a corrupt member of the Tiejaden legislator. (full quote)
pmbtx A Z !?!?!?!?! (full quote)
pmbtx Serpentine! Serpentine! (full quote)
pmbtx The benefits are terrific. The trick is not getting killed. That's really the key to the benefits program. (full quote)
AcmeMarvin You know, if Chiang had ever made it back to mainland China, Billy and Bing would be anchoring the evening news, that's how beloved they were. (full quote)