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Airplane! - 1980 Movie Quotes


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1212 I speak Jive. (full quote)
1212 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? (full quote)
1212 1)Air sickness? 2)I think so, but I've never seen it so acute. (full quote)
1212 1)Are you nervous? 2)Yes. 1)First time? 2)No, I've been nervous lots of times. (full quote)
  what a pisser (full quote)
  have you ever been in a turkish prison? (full quote)
  I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you. (full quote)
1501 And Leon's getting lllaaaarrrgggeeerrr! (full quote)
4210 Everybody on the plane say ho! (full quote)
4210 Well, of course, well surley. Thankyou, and next time, don't call me shirley. (full quote)
4210 I feel sooooo good. Jive talking all the way home. Shhhhhhhhhhhit! (full quote)
4210 I'm gonna sing a little song. Let's all sing and dance. The plane may crash, and we may not have a chance. (full quote)
4702 1)Johnnie, what can you make out of this? 2) Well, I can make a hat, or a brouche, or a pterodactyl! (full quote)
4751 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue! (full quote)
  Do you like gladiator movies? (full quote)
4210 I like my men tall and black just like my coffee. (full quote)
5045 1)the cockpit, what is it? 2)it's the room in front where the pilots sit, but that's not important now (full quote)
5045 and tell the milkman no more cheese!!! (full quote)
5045 chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow. (full quote)
5045 did you ever hang around gymnasiums? (full quote)
5045 i think you're the greastest. but my dad says you don't get back on defense, and only play hard during the playoffs. (full quote)
5102 1)The white zone it for loading and unloading only. 2)The red zone it for loading and unloading only. (full quote)
4921 Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? (full quote)
1501 Do you know what it's like to get pushed in the mud? Kicked in the head, with an iron boot? (full quote)
5435 He has a drinking problem. (full quote)
5435 Okay, give me Hamm on white, hold the Mayo. (full quote)
1501 There is only one river. There is only one sea. And it flows through you. And it flows through me. (full quote)
5221 Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been! (full quote)
  Stewardess: Excuse me, sister. Nun: Yes? S: There's a little girl onboard who's ill-- N: Oh, yes. I saw. Poor child. S: Could I borrow your guitar? I thought maybe I could cheer her up. N: Oh, of course! Stewardess to mother: Hi. Mother: Hi S: Do you mind if I talk to your daughter? M: Why, I think that'd would be nice S: Hi. I'm Randy. Little Girl: I'm Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar! S: I thought maybe you would like to hear a song LG: I'd love to! S: Let's see, umm... This is one of my favorites. I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan. to find where it flows to the sea, I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry, and saw I was looking at me. And I wanted to know if life had a purpose, and what it all means in the end. In the silence I listened to voices inside me, and they told me again and again. There is only one river, there is only one sea. And it flows through you, and it flows through me. There is only one people. We are one and the same. We are all one spirit, one name. We are the father, we are one, we are one, we are onnnnneee... (full quote)
  (Inside Airport) Male Announcer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female Annoucer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. MA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. FA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. MA: The red zone is for loading and unloading passangers. There is no stopping in the white zone. FA: No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There is not stopping in the red zone. MA: The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone. WA: Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which zone's for loading! MA: Listen, Betty, don't start your white zone shit again. There is just no stopping in the white zone. FA: Really, Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. MA: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved. (full quote)
4921 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! (full quote)
5172 Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
5172 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens. (full quote)
5823 Doctor: Captain, how long before we land. Captain: I can't tell. Doctor: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Captain: No no. I mean, I don't know how long it's gonna be until we land. Doctor: Well can't you take a guess? Captain: Not for another two hours. Doctor: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Captain: No, I can't land the plane for another two hours!! (full quote)
5757 1) jus hang loose, blood. she gonna be hoppin back on the rebound a du some medicide. 2) hey, what it is big momma? my momma didn't raise no dummy. i dug her rap. (full quote)
  Tell me everything that's happened up to this point ... first the earth cooled, then came the dinosaurs but they got too big and fat, died and turned into oil. Then along came the Arabs driving mercedes. (full quote)
  #1 You have clearance Clarence #2 Roger, Roger. whats our vector Victor? (full quote)
6599 Oh, its a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels, and it looks like a big tylonol! (full quote)
5757 Jim never vomits at home. (full quote)
7222 There is no reason to be alarmed and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way is there anyone on board that nows how to fly a plane (full quote)
  Shiiiiiiit! (Golly) (full quote)
  Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today. Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it? Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
  Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . . Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it? Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
  Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital--what is it? Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
  Dr. Rumack: what was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. (full quote)
  Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? Elaine Dickinson: No. (full quote)
  The Shit has hit the fan (full quote)
  McCROSKY: Johnny, what can you make out of this? JOHNNY: Oh, I can make a lot of things out of this! I can make a hat or a broache or a pterodactyl...! (McCROSKY grabs the paper out of his hands) (full quote)
  The tower, the tower, Repunzel, Repunzel!!! (full quote)
  Can you identify the plane? Well it looks like a big tylenol with wiiings. What can you make of this map? Well I can make hat... and a little birdy (full quote)
  McCROSKY: There it is! TED: There it is! KRAMER: There he is! Striker, you're coming in too fast! TED: I know, I know! ELAINE: He knows, he knows! (full quote)
  Chu mo fu butta laid me to bone, jackin me up...Tightme. (full quote)
  DR. RUMACK & RANDY: It's an entirely different kind of flying. (full quote)
  I'm serious, and please, don't call me Shirley (full quote)
  Oh No!!! The automatic pilot!!! It's deflating!!! (full quote)
  1) You'll have to fly the plane. 2) Surely, you're not serious. 1) Yes, I am. And don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
  1) How long do we have to land? 2) I can't tell. 1) You can tell me. I'm a doctor. 2) No, I can't tell how long until we can land. 1) Well, take a guess. 2) Not for another two hours. 1) You can't take a guess for another two hours? 2) No, I can't land the plane for another two hours. (full quote)
  1) We have to get these people to a hospital. 2) A hospital? What is it? (asking what the sickness is) 1) It's a big building with patients. (full quote)
  1) what was served for dinner tonight? 2) Well, there was a choice. Steak, fish. 1) Ah, yes. I remember. I had lasagna. (full quote)
  TED: It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts! ELAINE: (into radio) It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts. (full quote)
  1) cream? 2) (shakes head) I like it black, like my men. (full quote)
  1-mayday mayday ,what the hell does that mean? (full quote)
  Elaine: A hospital? what is it? Doctor: It's a big building with sick people and doctors, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
  Captain Ouver: Check our clearance Clarance. Clarance: Roger, Roger. Captain Ouver: what's our vector, Victor? (full quote)
  Hey Hoey, have you ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been in a plane before! Ever seen a grown man naked? (full quote)
  1) Do you swear on the constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God!? 2) Aint no THANG! 3) Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night? 2) Check it BLEED, bro was ON, didn't trip, but the folks was streakin man, hey, and the pilots were layed to the BONE home, so blood hammered out and TOWNSHIPS, tighten that bad sucka had to run away like a mutha-f-sheit (full quote)
  Doctor: When will we be able to land this plane? Striker: I can't tell. Doc: Don't worry. You can tell me. I'm a doctor. (full quote)
449 Tommy, you even been in a Turkish Prison? (full quote)
449 Hey, i know you, you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar....you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers (full quote)
449 Stewartess....i know jive (full quote)
449 There is only one river, there is only one sea..... (full quote)
1501 Alright, boys. Let's get some pictures. (full quote)
2829 The tower, the tower, RAPUNZEL! (full quote)
7973 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? (full quote)
8702 The fog's getting thicker, and Lennys getting larger (full quote)
8871 He was working as as air-traffic controller. Then Reagan sacked them all and then he went insane. - what happened to Ted Stryker then? (full quote)
9090 Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. (full quote)
9090 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue. (full quote)
9090 Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive. (full quote)
9121 Cutty say lay me to the bone. (full quote)
9508 And Leon's getting larger!!! (full quote)
9552 WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever Crash (full quote)
9552 Flight 2-0-9 now arriving gate 8- gate 9, gate 10... Gate 13, gate 14, gate 15 . . . Gate 23, 24, 25 (full quote)
9552 Lonliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head. With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question. (full quote)
9633 1. You ever been in a cockpit before? 2. No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. 1. You ever see a grown man naked? (full quote)
10047 I just want to tell you, good luck, we're all counting on you. (full quote)
10471 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (full quote)
10626 A) cream? B) No, thank you. I take it black, like my men. (full quote)
10626 1)Nervous? 2) Yes. 1) First time? 2) No, I've been nervous lots of times. (full quote)
10626 It's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film festival. (full quote)
Northboarder I like my coffee black, like my men! (full quote)
12029 1) The Des Moines Institute for Impodency? 2,3,4 all at once) We're familiar with it. (full quote)
12042 The decision to proceed is yours. Stryker you're too low! (full quote)
12103 Looks like I picked the wrong week, to stop sniffing glue. (full quote)
12153 (1)surely you cant be serious? (2)i am serious...and dont call me shirley! (full quote)
12153 boy: can i ask you a question? striker: what is it? boy: it's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. but that's not important right now (full quote)
12153 (1)You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. (2)A hospital? what is it? (1)It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
12153 (1)Nervous? (2)Yes. (1)First time? (2)No, I've been nervous lots of times. (full quote)
12153 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (full quote)
12153 (1)You got a letter from headquarters this morning. (2)what is it? (1)It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. (full quote)
12206 The decision to proceed, is yours,...... yours,.......yours,....The decision is yours,.......is yours,..... The decision to proceed is yours,.... (full quote)
12206 STRYKER: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether!! EVERYONE ELSE TOGETHER: It's an entirely different kind of flying. (full quote)
12206 First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH... First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em(smack hands together)First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.(Golly!) (full quote)
12206 Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Clarence Oveur: I can't tell. Dr. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Clarence Oveur: No, I mean we can't land for another two hours! (full quote)
12206 First Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. First Jive Dude Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. First Jive Dude Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE,... First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: makeS A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. (smack hands together) First Jive Dude Subtitle: HOW TRUE! First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY!(SHIIIIIIIIT) (full quote)
13080 Jive-ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow. (full quote)
13080 There is no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (full quote)
13080 airport management, the FAA and the airlines; they're all cheats and liars. (full quote)
13080 Me John! Big Tree! (full quote)
13446 jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...... (full quote)
14345 There's no reason to panic and I hope you enjoy the rest of our flight. By the way, does anybody know how to fly a plane? (full quote)
14450 Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious conscience. Would you care to make a donation? )Hare Krishnas): No thanks, we gave at the office. (full quote)
14450 It's coming right at us!!! (jumps through window) (full quote)
14450 I've got to concentrate.......I've got to Concentrate.....Hello?....Echo!.......Pinch hitting for Pedro Corbone.....Manny Mota.... (full quote)
14541 (1)Would you like something to read? (2)Do you have anything light? (1)How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends. (full quote)
16854 1)It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all, it takes respect. And I can't live with a man I don't respect. 2)[To Camera] What a pisser! (full quote)
16854 1)The fog's getting thicker... 2)...and Leon's getting larger! (full quote)
19005 Oh, Scraps is a boy dog. (full quote)
21880 shirley you cant be serious...I am serious.. and please dont call me shirley! (full quote)
23383 I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate... I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate... Hello...hello...hello... Echo...echo...echo.... (full quote)
  Captain How soon can you land? I can't tell You can tell me I'm a Doctor No I mean I'm just not sure Well can't you take a guess Well not for another 2 hours. You can't take a guess for another 2 hours? No I mean we can't land for another 2 hours, fog... (full quote)
  Roger... what? Reconspector Over... Yeah? We have clearence Clarence. whats the Vector Victor (full quote)
  Hi we are here from the church of religous conshusnus would you care to make a donation. (full quote)
  I think I picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines. (full quote)
  STRIKER (ralking to Kramer over the radio): Lets not kid each other Kramer. You know I've never flown a bucket like this! I'm gonna need all the luck there is. KRAMER (back to Striker): Standby Striker. (clicks off radio, turns and speaks with McCrosky) Our one hope is to build this man up, I've got to give him all the confidence I can. (clicks radio back on to speak with Striker) Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before? STRIKER: No, never. KRAMER (quickly turns to McCrosky, forgets to click off radio): Shit! This is a God damned waste of time, there's no way he can land that plane! MCCROSKY (pleads with Kramer, radio still on) Grab ahold of yourself! You gotta talk him down, you gotta! KRAMER (still unaware that the radio is on and Striker's confidence is dropping): We ought to route him in Lake Michigan, at least we'll avoid killing innocent people! (full quote)
  We have clearence, Clarence. Roger, Roger. what's our vector, Victor? (full quote)
  (Operater): Excuse me, Capitain Oveur, you have a call on line five from a Mr. Ham. Alright, give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo. (full quote)
  Say Timmy do you like when Rex hugs your leg and rubs up and down (full quote)
  surely you cant be serious i am serious and dont call my shirly (full quote)
  I speak epititom. (full quote)
  )J, what can you make out of this? 2) Well, I can make a hat, or a brouche, or a epititom! (full quote)
  Shirley you must be kidding. I'm not kidding, and stop calling me Epititom. (full quote)
  An epitom! what is it? It's a disgusting foot on the leg of a DW but that's not important now. (full quote)
  We have clearance Clarence. Roger Roger. whats our vector Victor? (full quote)
  (1).can i get you something? (2).s'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. kranking me up, tightly. (1). im sorry i dont understand. (3). cutty say he cant hang. (4).oh stewardess, i speak jive. he said that hes in great pain and wants to know if you can help him. (1)just tell him to relax and i will be back with some medicine. (4)jus' hang loose bloood. she gonna catch up on da rebound outta medside. (2)what it is big mama my mama didnt raise no money i dug her rap! (4) kut me some slak jack. (full quote)
  I like my coffee black, just like my men (full quote)
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  Elaine : Just how serious is it Doctor? Rumack : Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence ( Oever begins to fart ) Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly. (full quote)
  passangers, there is nothing to worry about we have just hit a little turbulance but we should be fine...........oh by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane? (full quote)
  I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you (full quote)
  Doctor: This women needs to be taken to a hospital immediatly. Air Stewerdess: what is it doctor? Doctor: A big building full of sick people, but thats not important right now. (full quote)
  1. Surely you must be kidding! 2. I'm not, and don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
  Johnny, you ever seen a grown man naked? (full quote)
  1# My orders came through. We are going to attack from the north under theyr'e rader at 08 hundred hours. 2# When will you be back. 1# I can't tell you that. It's classified. (full quote)
  Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. (full quote)
  Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. (full quote)
  Brotha dont want no help, brotha dont get no help! (full quote)
  McCroskey: We´re going to the tower. Johnny: The tower!? The Tower!? Rapunzel! Rapunzel! (full quote)
  Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? (full quote)
  Doctor:we need to get this man to a hospital right away! Stewardess: what is it? Doctor: a large building with patients, but thats not important. (full quote)
  I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue (full quote)
  That dress its awful and those shoe their so cheap (full quote)
  I like my men like I like my coffee…BLACK! (full quote)
  It's gonna be all right! Get a hold of yourself! *slap* (full quote)
  I am serious, and don't call me shirley (full quote)
  Would you put all your metal objects in this dish (full quote)
  1) I have an emergency call for you on line five from a mister Hamm 2)Alright, Give me Hamm on five hold the mayo (full quote)
  1) can you fly this plane? 2) Surey you can't be serious? 1) i am serious, and dont call me shirley (full quote)
  Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: Famous Jewish Sports Legends? (full quote)
  Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone, Captain Clarence Ouver white courtesy phone. (Captain picks up red phone) Lady On phone: No, the white phone! Captain Ouver: Oh... (Captain picks up white phone) Captain Ouver: This is Captain Ouver Lady on phone: One moment for your call from the Mayo clinic Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone Captain Clarence Ouver Captain Ouver: I've got it! Loudspeaker: Thank you! (full quote)
  SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I AM SERIOUS, AND DON'T call ME SHIRLEY! (full quote)
  I just wanted to tell, good luck, and we're all counting on you. (full quote)
  ght (full quote)
  Surely you can't be serious. I am... & stop calling me Shirley. (full quote)
  ...everything is alright, and does anybody here know how to fly a plane? (full quote)
10929 This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever. (full quote)
10929 Just like Gerald Ford. (full quote)
beekers 1)Would you like cream or sugar? 2)No, thank you, I take my coffee black. Like my men. (full quote)
beekers Stewardess, I speak jive. (full quote)
Betsy Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. (full quote)
Betsy Yes, he looked at me and said, Doc, he said, Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure. (full quote)
Betsy How about this leaflet,Famous Jewish Sports Legends? (full quote)
25031 What do you make of this?...I can make a hat, I can make a broach, I can make a Pterodacty (full quote)
Daisy 1:We have clearance Clarence. 2: Roger, Roger. what's our vector Victor? 3: Tower's radio clearance, over. 2: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. 3: Roger. 1: Huh? 3: Roger, over. 1: Huh? 2: Huh? (full quote)
25732 Person 1: Should we put on the runway lights now, sir? Person 2: No.....That's just what they'll be expecting us to do. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Captain, how soon can you land? (2)I can't tell. (1)You can tell me, I'm a doctor. (2)No, I mean, I'm just not sure. (1)Well, can't you take a guess? (2)Well, not for another two hours. (1)You can't take a guess for another two hours? (2)No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Can you fly this plane and land it? (2)Surely you can't be serious. (1)I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
1ajas (1)There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was... (2)The cockpit--what is it? (1)It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now. (full quote)
1ajas (1)what was it we had for dinner tonight? (2)Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. (1)Ah right, now I remember. I had the lasagna. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Excuse me, I happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee. (2)Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. Oh, won't you sit down? (1)Oh Thank you. Cream? (2)No thank you, I take it black...like my men. (full quote)
shelldog stewardess: excuse me would you like something to read? passanger: do you have anything light? S: how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Athletes. (full quote)
Ant S. Looks like i picked the wrong week to quite amphetamines. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Listen kid I've been hearing that crap every since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Pitch hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota...Mota... (full quote)
Marvin Acme You've got to...concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota...Mota...Mota... (full quote)
29134 Tell your old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the court for 48 minutes. (full quote)
29134 Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. Elaine: Seven, Lieutenant Zip died this morning. (full quote)
29134 Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband. (full quote)
29134 THERE'S A sale AT PENNY'S!! (full quote)
29134 That's impossible, they're on instruments. (full quote)
29939 1) Nervous? 2) Yes. 3) First time? 4) NO, I've been nervous lots of times. (full quote)
29939 1) You ever been in a cockpit before? 2) No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. 3) You ever . . . seen a grown man naked ? (full quote)
29939 1) You got a telegram from headquarters today. 2) HEADQUARTERS?!? what is it? 3) Well, its a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now. (full quote)
29939 1) Captain, how soon can you land? 2) I can't tell. 3) You can tell me, I'm a doctor. 4) NO, I mean I'm just not sure. 5) Well, can't you take a guess? 6) Well, not for another 2 hours. 7) You can't take a guess for another 2 hours? 8)No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours! (full quote)
29939 Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused this is due to periodic airpockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (full quote)
29939 1) Can you fly this plane? 2) Surely you can't be serious? 3) I am serious, and don't call me Shirley! (full quote)
29939 1) what kind of plane is it? 2) Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Jackin' me up... Tight me... (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. (full quote)
36027 #1 The fogs getting thicker. #2 And Leon's getting larger! (full quote)
37287 1: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. 2: When will you be back? 1: I can't tell you that. It's classified. (full quote)
37287 No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet. (full quote)
anne benoit Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking (full quote)
anne benoit 1) Would you like something to read? 2) Do you have anything light? 1) How about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends? 2)Yes, tnank you.. (full quote)
40905 1.Surely you can't be serious. 2.I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
45511 1) Headquaters? what is it? 2) Its a big building where the generals are, but thats not important. (full quote)
45658 The cockpit? what is it? It's a little room in the front of the plane, but that not important. (full quote)
46042 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (full quote)
46800 They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say let em crash. (full quote)
46800 Better get on board, son. All aboard!!! (full quote)
46800 No wonder you're upset. She's lovely! And a darling
figure. Supple pouting breasts... firm thighs... (full quote)
47731 1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C'mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours. (full quote)
RachieAchie 1) Surely you can't be serious? 2) I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. (full quote)
48700 boy: Would you like some cream? girl: (drinking coffee) No thank you, I take it black...like my men. (full quote)
Turkish 1. Surely you can't be serious? 2. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. (full quote)