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Blues Brothers, The - 1980 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 Our Lady of Blessed Exceleration, don't fail me now! (full quote)
evilroy You get me my Cheeze whiz boy (full quote)
bigcat58 One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied. (full quote)
bigcat58 It's got a cop motor, a four forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas. (full quote)
bigcat58 Illinois Nazis. (full quote)
4117 It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. (full quote)
4191 How much for the little girl? (full quote)
4191 1) I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. 2) And some dry white toast. (full quote)
  We're on a mission from God (full quote)
evilroy Th light was yellow, sir. (full quote)
evilroy I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I..uh..didn't have change for cab fare. I left my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake . . .a terrible flood! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!! (full quote)
evilroy #1 How often do the trains go by? #2 So often you won't even notice. (full quote)
5167 We're on a mission from God (full quote)
5167 I've always loved you (full quote)
5167 (Elwood) I took the liberty of bullshitting you. (Jake)You lied to me. (Elwood)It wasn't lies, it was just bullshit. (full quote)
  Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. (full quote)
5172 Give us a bottle of your finest champagne, five shrimp cocktails and some bread for my brother. (full quote)
  #1 what are we doing here? #2 You said you'd visit the penguin when you got out #1 Okay so I lied #2 You can't lie to a nun we gotta go in there and visit the penguin! #1 No FUCKING WAY! (full quote)
6485 It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of smokes, it's dark, and we're wering sunglasses. Hit it. (full quote)
6637 It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!! (full quote)
5046 Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way. (full quote)
5046 WAKE UP! (yeah) WAKE UP! Don't be lost when your time comes! (NO!). Don't be LOST when your time comes! (NO!) Because the Day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night! (full quote)
6392 It wasn't lies...it was just...bullshit. (full quote)
6392 Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis. (full quote)
6669 This is glue. Strong stuff. (full quote)
6971 we're 106 miles from chicago, a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarretes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!! (full quote)
7101 Woman - We got two honkey's out there dressed like hassedic Diamond Merchants. Man - Say what? Woman - They look like they're from the CIA or somethin'. (full quote)
6866 (1) Shit. (2) what? (1) Rollers. (2) NO! (1) Yeap. (2) Shit! (full quote)
7546 Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. (full quote)
8082 So Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated, what's next? What's new? You got the money you owe us, MOTHER FUCKER????!!!!! (full quote)
  Jesus H. Tapdancing Crist!!! (full quote)
8082 2000 Thousand bucks for this chunk of Shit!!!! Come on Ray. (full quote)
8082 Two thousand bucks for this chunk of shit!!!! Come on Ray. (full quote)
8441 1. Shit 2. what? 1. Rollers 2. No 1. Yeah 2. Shit (full quote)
8082 Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved. (full quote)
8547 Five years! I thought it was five years! (full quote)
  Well go on Damnit!! (full quote)
8878 So Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated..... you got the money you owe us motherfucker? (full quote)
8781 1) Shit 2) what? 1) Rollers 2) No 1) Yeah 2) Shit (full quote)
8781 How much for the little girl? (full quote)
  Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way! (full quote)
  Shit. what? Rollers. No. Yeah. Shit. (full quote)
  You promised that you would visit the pinguin the day you came out. 2) Well...I lied (full quote)
  These aren't the kind of guys that write letters! (full quote)
  Its pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin teeth! (full quote)
  Mr Man.. Mr Man (full quote)
  It's true. We had a sound so powerful, you could turn goat piss into gasoline. (full quote)
  (J)Where's the Caddy - The Bluesmobile? (E)I traded it. (J)You traded the Bluesmobile for this? (E)No, for a microphone. (full quote)
  OK so I owe you guys 300 dollars and you boys drank 500 dollars worth of beer..................Well the bar lady never charged us after the first round so we thought that beer was complimentary, you know, for the band????? (full quote)
  Elwood:...so is it the new bluesmobile or what? Jake:fix the cigarette lighter. (full quote)
  Elwood: WHO IS THAT GIRL!?! (full quote)
  jake: WHO IS THAT GIRL!?! (full quote)
  God Damn Boy! (full quote)
  (Jake)I guess you're really up shit creek then (WHACK!) (nun) what did you say (Jake) well you said you needed money (nun) yeah (Jake) and we offered to help (nun) yeah (Jake) but you refused (nun) yeah (Jake) so i said you're really up shit creek (WHACK!) (Elwood) jesus christ Jake (WHACK!) (full quote)
  Elwood:We're 105 miles from Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. (full quote)
  the Blues Brothers???!! Shit-they still owe you money fool! (full quote)
  don't you say a fuckin' word (full quote)
  it's the fuckin' nazzi party (full quote)
  Pursuit has left the interstate;proceeding on the el (full quote)
8950 orange whip? orange whip? three orange whips. (full quote)
9090 I offered to help. You said you didn't need our help. Then I said, 'Well then, I guess you're really up shit creek.' (full quote)
9508 Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. (full quote)
9821 1: what kind of music do you usually have here? 2: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western (full quote)
9821 CURTIS: Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way. (full quote)
9957 I bet you they have SCMADS - state County Municiple Affender Data System (full quote)
9957 I bet you they have SCMADS - state County Municiple Affender Data System (full quote)
10047 Well, thank YOU, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own BrothER, picks me up in a POLICE CAR! (full quote)
ShadowDragyn You traded the caddy for a MICROphone?!? ...I can see that. (full quote)
10929 Who wants an Orange Whip? (full quote)
10929 I picked it up at the mount Prospect City Police auction last spring. It's an old mount Prospect Police Car. (full quote)
11538 You guys are still wearing those focacta suits! (full quote)
11690 Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now. (full quote)
12132 Move over goddamn it (full quote)
12132 Well if the shit fits where it. Move over goddamit (full quote)
12206 HUT!! HUT!! HUT!! HUT!! HUT!! HUT!! (full quote)
12206 We're getting the band back together! (full quote)
12206 ...Rollin, rollin, rollin, Raw Hide!!!.... (full quote)
14721 1:You don't like it? 2:No I don't like it.........................cars got a lotta pickup. (full quote)
14721 1:what do you say is it the new Bluesmobile or what?..............2:fix the cigarit lighter (full quote)
14721 No fucking way!!! (full quote)
14721 1:Forget it 5000$ no problem will have it for you in the morning let's go Elwood! 2:no no I wont take your filthy stolen money 1:I guess your really up shit creek (full quote)
14721 1:Curtis I dont wanna listen to no jive ass preacher talking about heaven and hell 2:Jake you get wise you go to church (full quote)
14721 Yes yes Jesus H god dancing christ I have seen the light!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14721 there not going to catch us we're on a mission from god (full quote)
14721 1:You got us into this parking lot pal now you get us out 2:You want out of this parking lot....OK (full quote)
14721 1:baby clothes 2:this place has got everything (full quote)
14721 Iam going to catch that sucka if it's the last thing I ever do (full quote)
14721 1:Are you the Police? 2:No we're musician's (full quote)
14721 We're the good ole blues brothers boys band from chicago (full quote)
16494 And tonight...is ladies night, at the Palace Hotel ballroom (full quote)
20053 Shit! What's one more ol' nigger to the board of education? (full quote)
22841 [ Jake has exited prison and he and Elwood go to visit the nun AKA the penguin, which Jake does not like, they enter, front door closes itself, they go up the stairs ] Nun: Who is it? Elwood: Jake and Elwood. [ Door opens itself, nun is in seat ] Nun: Hello, boys. Nice to see you. Please... have a seat. [ Jake and Elwood sit in school seats right by door ] Nun: No-no, come over here. I want to see your faces. [ they drag the school desks in front of the nun's desk ] Nun: The county took a tax assessment. They want $5,000 Elwood: Doesn't the church have to pay that? Nun: They would if they were interested in keeping the place, but they aren't. Elwood: What's gonna happen to you? Nun: I'll be sent to the missions. Jake: FORGET IT! 5 GRAND?! NO PROBLEM! WE'LL HAVE IT FOR YOU IN THE MORNIN'! LET'S GO ELWOOD! Nun: NO-NO! I will NOT take your FILTHY STOLEN money! Jake: Well, then... I guess you're really up [ Swear word ] ...Creek. [ Nun hits Jake on the hand with the ruler for using that kind of language ] Jake: OWWW! Nun: I beg your pardon, what did you say? Jake: I offered to help you... Nun: Uh-huh. Jake: ...you refused to take out money... Nun: Uh-huh. Jake: ...then I said... [ Repeats phrase with swear word ] [ Nun hits Jake again with the ruler for swearing ] Elwood: [ takes Lord's name in vein ], Jake, take it easy. Nun: Elwood! [ Hits Elwood with ruler ] [ Swearing, taking Lords name in vein, and hitting with the ruler continues, Nun breaks ruler, takes metal staff, Elwood and Jake fall down stairs and break desks ] Nun: You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so har for you. It saddens and hurts me... that the 2 young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments... have returned to me as 2 th (full quote)
24542 1) You don't like it? 2) No I don't like it. Of course it's got a lot of pickup. 1) It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. what do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what? 2) Fix the cigarette lighter. (full quote)
24542 1) How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women? 2) what? 1) Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens! (full quote)
24542 Hey Jake! There's gotta' be at least seven dollars worth of change here! (full quote)
25414 Christ Jake, you cant talk to nuns that way. (full quote)
1ajas It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses (full quote)
1ajas I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god! (full quote)
1ajas It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. (full quote)
1ajas It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. what do you say, is this the new (?)mobile, or what? (full quote)
1ajas We're on a mission from God. (full quote)
1ajas Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis. (full quote)
1ajas Our Lady Of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now! (full quote)
1ajas It's got a cop motor, a four-forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas. (full quote)
1ajas 1) I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. 2) And some dry white toast. (full quote)
1ajas (1)I took the liberty of bullshitting you. (2)You lied to me. (1)It wasn't lies, it was just bullshit. (full quote)
1ajas what kind of music do you listen to here? Oh, we like both kinds, country and western! (full quote)
1ajas what kind of music do you listen to here? Oh, we like both kinds, country and western! (full quote)
1ajas One Timex watch, broken. One unused prophylactic...one soiled. (full quote)
1ajas What's this? What? This car, this stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? Huh? The Caddy, where's the Caddy? What? The Cadillac we used to have, the _____ ______? I traded it. You traded the _____ ______ for this? No, for a microphone. Okay, I can see that. But what the Hell is this? This was a bargain. I picked it up at the mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old mount Prospect police car. They were practically givin' 'em away. Thank you pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car. You don't like it? No, I don't like it. (driver floors gas pedal and jumps opening bridge) Car's got a lotta pick up. It's got a cop motor, a four hundred-forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas. Whattaya say, is it the new _____ ______ or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. (full quote)
1ajas (1) I'll bet those cops have got SCMODS. (2) what? (1)State, County, Municipal Offender Data System. (full quote)
1ajas Are you the police? No, ma'am, we're musicians. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Goddamn it! I haven't been pulled over in six months! I bet those cops have got SCMODS. (2)SCMODS? (1)state County Municipal Offender Data System. (full quote)
1ajas You get me my Cheez Whiz boy! (full quote)
1ajas One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied. (full quote)
1ajas How much for the little girl? (full quote)
1ajas The light was yellow, sir. (full quote)
1ajas Give us a bottle of your finest champagne, five shrimp cocktails and some bread for my brother. (full quote)
1ajas orange whip? orange whip? three orange whips. (full quote)
Marvin Acme It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas and a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. (full quote)
  Can I help you boys? Got any fried chicken? best damn chicken in the state! I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. You want chicken wing or chicken kegs? No, four fried chickens...and a coke. And what you want? Got any white bread? Mmmm mmm. I'd like some toasted white bread please. You want butter or jam with that toast? No m'amm. Anything to drink? No m'aam, a coke. (full quote)
  We got two honkies out there look like a seedy diamond merchant or something. Say what? They look like the're from the CIA or somethin'. What they want to eat? The tall one wants white bread, toatsted, dry with nothin' on it, and the other one wants four whole fried chickens and coke. Shit! The Blues Brothers! (full quote)
  wake up sucker we're thieves & we're bad guys & thats all we are (full quote)
  We're on a mission from god (full quote)
  JAKE: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...every day of the week. (full quote)
  ELWOOD: I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison. JAKE: 1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field. (full quote)
  Chickenwire? (full quote)
  We've got both kinds, country and Western. (full quote)
  We had a band powerfull enough to turn goat piss into gasolean. (full quote)
  talk to bob (full quote)
  New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.... (full quote)
  Were on a mission from God. (full quote)
  Try not to be so negative all the time. Why don't you offer some constructive criticism? (full quote)
  Try not to be so negative all the time.Why don't you offer some constructive criticsm? (full quote)
  Buy you boys a drink? (full quote)
  That ain't no Hank Williams song... (full quote)
  MAN 1- It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.....MAN 2- HIT IT (full quote)
  If you don't play, we will come back here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...EVERYDAY. (full quote)
  106 miles to chicago we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. man 2: hit it (full quote)
  Did ya get my cheeze whiz boy (full quote)
10929 --Oh, no. The motor, it's thrown a rod. --Is that serious? --Yup. (full quote)
10929 This is definitely lower Wacker drive. (full quote)
10929 SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY (full quote)
10929 ...And here is your receipt. (full quote)
10929 I hate Illinois Nazis! (full quote)
10929 Jake! Elwood! (full quote)
22841 [After Jake and Elwood said the complete set of bad words to the Penguin.] Penguin: You're such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me... that the 2 young men whom I raised to believe in the 10 Commandments... have returned to me as 2 thieves... with filthy mouthes... and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back... until you've redeemed yourselves. [Penguin holds hands together, slides away, door closes itself.] (full quote)
22841 [At the Penguin's office.] Jake: FORGET IT!!! $5 GRAND?! NO PROBLEM! WE'LL HAVE IT FOR YOU IN THE MORNIN'! LET'S GO, ELWOOD! [Jake and Elwood try to get out of their seats.] Penguin: NO-NO! [Jake and Elwood sit down again.] Penguin: I will NOT take your FILTHY STOLEN money!!!! Jake: Well, then... I guess you're really up S~~t Creek! [Penguin hits Jake Blues on the hand with a ruler for using that kind of language.] Jake: OWWWWW! Penguin: I beg your pardon, what did you say? Jake: I offered to help you... you refused to take our money, then I said I guess you're really up S~~t Creek! [Penguin hits Jake Blues on the hand with a ruler again.] Elwood: Christ Jake, take it easy. [Penguin hits Elwood Blues on the hand with a ruler.] Jake: F~~k! [Penguin hits Jake on the hand.] Elwood: JESUS CHRIST! [Penguin hits Elwood on the hand.] Jake: S~~t! [Penguin hits Jake on the hand.] Elwood: F~~k! [Penguin hits Elwood on the hand.] (full quote)
Marvin Acme I hate Illinois Nazis. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Are you the police? #2- No ma'am, we're musicians. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Here they are back after their exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub continent. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. #2- Say what? #1- They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You boys could use some churchin' up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock and catch Rev. Cleophus. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Ma'am would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we're asking Matt here to do is a holy thing? #2-You see we're on a mission from God. #3-Don't you blaspheme in here, don't you blaspheme in here. (full quote)
Crash We're on a mission from God. (full quote)
33501 If you don't say yes we're gonna come here everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. (full quote)
37041 You can't lie to a nun... -Elwood (full quote)
37041 No problem will have that money by tommorw... -Jake Blues (full quote)
38042 Chickenwire? (full quote)
38042 We got both kinds, country and Western. (full quote)
41892 When i woke up this morning i heard a disturbing sound. I said when i woke up this morning i heard a disturbing sound! The sound was a Jingle Jangle of a Thousand Lost Souls! (full quote)
41892 1) This car has got alot of pick up. 2)It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tyres, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before Cadalitic Convertors, so it will run good on regular gas. what do you say is it the new B**** Mobil or what? (Pause) 2) Fix the cigerette lighter. (full quote)
41892 We are in high speed pursuit, northbound on Courtland Avenue. 1974 Black and White Dodge Sudan with Illinios plate. Request Assistance. (full quote)
41892 1)Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarretes, it's dark and we're wearing shades. 2)Hit It! (full quote)
41892 1)Do you have any white bread? 2)Yeah 1)I'll have some toasted white bread 2)Do you want butter or jam on that toast honey? 1)No ma'am Dry. 3)you got any fried chicken? 2)best damn chicken in the State. 3)I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke. 2)Do you want chicken wings or chicken legs? 3)4 Fried chickens and a Coke 1)And Some dry white toast. 2)Do you want a drink? 1)No 3) A Coke. (full quote)
41892 I'll Have n Orange Whip. Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 3 Orange Whips. (full quote)
42119 New Oldsmobiles are out early this year (full quote)
42119 Mr. Blues is going to fuck up. And when he does, he better pray the police get to him before we do (full quote)
45511 It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a half a tank of gas, half a pack of cigerettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sun glasses. (full quote)
DoOrDoNot Its a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it! (full quote)
putzco 1)shit 2)what 1)rollers 2)no 1)yes 2)shit (full quote)
47679 Were on a mission from God. (full quote)
rhps2000 This mall's got everything. (full quote)
daemonia Shit. What? Rollers. No! Yeah. Shit. (full quote)