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Stunt Man, The - 1980 Movie Quotes


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  You constantly amaze me........ you don't go to movies...... what are you a communist?!?!? what were those handcuffs some sort of decoy or disguise??? Did you NOT know that King Kong the first was only 3 foot 6 inches tall?? He only came up to Fay Wrays belly button....... If God could do the tricks that we could do...... he would be a happy man!!!! (full quote)
  - 33 feet is nothing Eli....... - It is 22 seconds Henry......in 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine!! In 22 seconds, I could pinch off your head like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement..... In 22 seconds, I could pump 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut! But what I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you...... from fucking up........my film.....!!!! (full quote)
  Hey........I was running for 26 months with guys shooting AT my head not over my head..... I'm here ...... I'm alive....... I knew daredevils once and I aint got nothing against them except they're all dead...... so how about givin' me a break...... you puttin' me on??? (full quote)
33944 You constantly amaze me........ you don't go to movies...... what are you a communist?!?!? what were those handcuffs some sort of decoy or disguise??? Did you NOT know that King Kong the first was only 3 foot 6 inches tall?? He only came up to Fay Wrays belly button....... If God could do the tricks that we could do...... he would be a happy man!!!! (full quote)
33944 - God damn your fucking eyes ... how dare you yell *cut* on my set!!!! - 33 feet is nothing Eli....... - It is 22 seconds Henry......in 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine!! In 22 seconds, I could pinch off your head like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement..... In 22 seconds, I could pump 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut! But what I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you...... from fucking up........my film.....!!!! (full quote)
33944 Hey........I was running for 26 months with guys shooting AT my head not over my head..... I'm here ...... I'm alive....... I knew daredevils once and I aint got nothing against them except they're all dead...... so how about givin' me a break...... (full quote)
33944 I had a virgin once..... I had to go to Guatamala to get her .... she was blind in one eye and she had a stuffed alligator that said ***WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH*** (full quote)
33944 1/No explanations, Jake.... I do not have any... but maybe he does.... go on, Jake ask him...... 2/ Hey don't blame me!!!! 1/ Why ever not, Bert?? because you're a fraud??? Is that it Bert??? Because you're a ridiculios daredeveil with a head filled with cement!?!?! .....Bert here, grabs the bread.... That's number one ... the bread .... Right, Ace?..... 3/ Yeah..... 1/ Then he screws the shot up, he screws me up, he screws you up...... he's a hopeless yoyo Jake....but he's NOT DEAD YET!!!!!...... so do me a favour Jake...... put your handcuffs on him and heave the son-of-a-bitch into jail where he cannot get hurt!!!! (full quote)
33944 Cross!!!! after these three days are up..... I'm arming all my men and I'm telling them that it's open season on any *fruit* carrying a camera!!!! Do you hear me, Cross!!!!??? (full quote)
10929 Bits and pieces. (full quote)
10929 Now that they'll let you make an antiwar statement, you haven't got a war. Vietnam is long since gone, and it's too damn late. (full quote)
33944 I am the movies!! (full quote)
33944 Welcome to the same picture, Sam! (full quote)
33944 1/ Said Nina the actress so fair... who fancied a man with blond hair... but Raymond discovers as he lifts up the covers that his double, young Lucky is there.... now.... 2/ Eli!!! 1/ Yes?? 2/ It has gotton to the point where I have to check under the stopper in my bath tub just to get some privacy!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ Would you tell the chief of police that Burt here was so busy being brilliant, that he wouldn't have noticed sweet Jesus Christ walking across the water 2/ He wouldn't have noticed (full quote)
33944 1/ Perhaps I wish to delve into the dark side of his nature 2/ Who cares??!! 1/ I do 2/ Bullshit!!! 1/ true (full quote)
10929 I got out of Nam in one piece - that's a great stunt. (full quote)
33944 Step right up ladies & gentlemen for the ride of the century on *Eli's killer crane*!! (full quote)
33944 1/ How did you get out of the car? 2/ He didn't get out of the car, he couldn't get out of a paperbag, the divers got him out of the car and brought him here in the chopper! (full quote)
33944 [over closing credits] Sam, rewrite the opening reel! Crush the little bastard in the first act! hahahaha!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ Can you do any stunts? 2/ I got out of 'Nam in one piece - that's a hell of a stunt 1/ Ancient history 2/ Seems like yesterday to me (full quote)
33944 1/ Do you, ahh, think you can jump from there..... to there? 2/ Saved my life once....I once had to jump from a banana tree into a cart full of buffalo shit (full quote)
33944 1/_You, uh, done any stunt work before? 2/_I got outta 'Nam in one piece, that's a hell of a stunt 1/_Ancient history 2/_Seems like yesterday to me (full quote)