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Time Bandits - 1981 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
evilroy NIPPLES FOR MEN?!? (full quote)
5294 Don't touch it, it's EVIL!!! Mom?...Dad? (full quote)
1501 Oh, so THAT'S what an invisible barrier looks like! (full quote)
1501 #1: what is it? #2: I don't know. But it 'urts. (full quote)
evilroy Be very careful with that. It's concentrated evil. (full quote)
1501 Oh, my dear Benson. You are so mercilessly free from the ravages of intelligence, (full quote)
1501 We could make beans into peas! (full quote)
Nez Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! (full quote)
9378 slugs! he created slugs! cannot think, cannot operate machinerey. if i were the supreme being, i wouldn't have messed around with butterflies and daffodils. i would have started with lasers 8 o'clock day one. (full quote)
1501 Randall! We're standing, in the middle of nowhere! (full quote)
  here's to stinking kevin!!! (full quote)
deliylah Dead? No excuse for laying off work. (full quote)
deliylah If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! (zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams) Sorry. (full quote)
deliylah 1: Look, do you want to be leader of this gang? 2: No, we agreed: No leader! 1: Right. So shut up and do as I say. (full quote)
  1)I got an idea forming in my head (2)You haven't had an idea for thousands of years. (full quote)
  ROBIN HOOD:good day,my name's Hood. KEVIN:It's Robin Hood! (full quote)
20201 1. Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?2. No. We agreed no leaders.1. Right. Now shut up and do as I say. (full quote)
20201 No. No. more of the funny show. Little puppets hitting each other. That's what I like...little things...hitting each other. (full quote)
20201 1. We're in the middle ages!2. Right, the middle ages. Five hundred years before the man we robbed is even born. Ha ha! Try that one in a court of law! (full quote)
20201 1. And how long have you been a robber?2. Four foot one.1. Good Lord. Jolly good. Well, well, that is a long time. (full quote)
20201 1. The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled! Have you met the poor?2. Who?1. The poor.2. The poor?Oh, you must meet them I just know you'll like them. Charming people, the poor. Of course, they haven't got two pennies to rub together, but that's because they're poor. (full quote)
20201 1. If you're wrong, Benson, I shall turn you inside out over a long period of time.2. Oh! Ohhhh! Thank you master! (full quote)
20201 1. what should I do, dear?2. Terrify them.1. But what about my back?2. Well, you don't have to jump around, just shout horribly and...leer at them. You know, the way you used to. (full quote)
20201 Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad!2. good! good!1. Yes it is good. For this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling!2. Kill me, master! Kill me!Not now, we have work to do. No lesser than the overthrowing of creation itself! (full quote)
20201 1. Oh, Benson. Dear, Benson. You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.2. You say such nice things, master!1. Yes, I know. I'm sorry. (full quote)
20201 I'm a reasonable man. Give me the map and I might at least let you walk out of here with human feet. (full quote)
20201 Oh, I hate having to appear like that. Really is a most tiresomely, noisy manifestation. Still, rather expected of one though. (full quote)
20201 1. I was just wondering if there's, um, any chance we might have our old jobs back, sir?Ah, you really were appallingly bad robbers. Well, I should do something very extroverted and vengeful with you. Honestly, I'm too tired. I think I'll just transfer you to the undergrowth department. Like bracken, small shrubs, that sort of thing. With a 19% cut in salary backdated to the beginning of time.1. Thank you! Thank you!2.Yes. Well I am the nice one. (full quote)
20201 Is it ready? Right, come on then, back to creation. I mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution. (full quote)
  We can turn beans into peas! (full quote)
40829 1. what the hell are you talking about? 2. The most fabulous object in the world. 1. That sounds like a good idea! (full quote)
  How could we have been so stupid? (full quote)
10929 All the dreams you've ever had...and not just the good ones. (full quote)