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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The - 1981 Movie Quotes

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  Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. (full quote)
  We have normality. Anything else you can't deal with is therefore your own problem. (full quote)
jenzahara Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. (full quote)
jenzahara I feel like a military academy. Bits of me keep passing out. (full quote)
jenzahara #1 What's it like? #2 It's unpleasantly like being drunk. #1 What's wrong with that? #2 Ask a glass of water. (full quote)
Emania 1.Have you an answer? 2. No, but I’ve got a different name for the problem! (full quote)
Emania 1. Six pints of bitter, and quickly, please. The world's about to end. 2. Oh, yes, sir? Nice weather for it. (full quote)
Emania 1. Drink up. The world's about to end. 2. This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. (full quote)
Emania 1: But the plans were on display. 2: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar. 1: That's the display department. 2: With a torch. 1: The lights had probably gone. 2: So had the stairs. 1: But you did see the notice, didn't you? 2: Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.' Ever thought of going into advertising? (full quote)
  If there's anything on this ship more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now (full quote)
27314 Shut up Marvin, this is organism talk. (full quote)
  Pardon me for breathing, which I can't do anyway.... Oh, I'm so depressed. (full quote)