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Cannonball Run, The - 1981 Movie Quotes

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1990 I'm Dr. Nicholas Van Helsing, doctor of proctology and other related tendencies. I'm a graduate of the University of Rangoon, as well as assorted nightclasses at the Knoxville, Tennessee College Of Faith Healing. (full quote)
1990 #1 How much? #2 $6.75. #1 Here my peasant blossom, keep the change. Have you ever considered joining a harem? (full quote)
1990 Oooh! If we were Methodists...oh what a shot we could have at getting laid right here! (full quote)
1990 freeze! Or name your beneficiary! (full quote)
1990 Those guys are more juiced up than that Ferrari. (full quote)
1990 I always like a couple of drinks after surgery. (full quote)
1990 #1 Victor, what do you got? #2 A lot of goodies for you guys, and a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper for me. (singing) I'm a Pepper, your a Pepper, he's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too! #1 Would you get in here! (full quote)
1990 #1 Oooh, I gotta bless her. #2 No I'm sorry father she's a Zen Buddah, and your not a Zen Buddah so you can't bless her. #1 Oh, we specialize in blessing Zen Buddah's! (full quote)
4921 It's the Cannonball! It's the damned Cannonball, for sure! They blasted away right in front of my eyes. And they, uh, kidnapped a girl. (full quote)
5110 1: Why'd he call me Shorty? 2: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. (full quote)
5110 1: We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! 2: God is our co-pilot? Remember our car? 1: Yeah? 2: Two seats! 1: Two seats...? 2: where's he gonna sit? where? (full quote)
1990 #1 I'd like mine to be pink. Almost everything I wear is pink. #2 Everything? even... #1 Oh, I don't wear any. #2 Wow! (full quote)
1990 #1 what about those 2, maybe one of those beauties could be our patient? #2 Both of them could be. #1 Wooof! #2 Mmmmm! I could be very patient with those patients! Very lickable...uh...very likeable. (full quote)
5757 1. oooh, nice car, father ! 2. thank you, asshole. (full quote)
5757 Madam? I'm no madam, I'm a decent, respectable woman. I don't even own a house. I live in in apartment. Now, get off my case, I'm late for my plane ! (full quote)
5757 1. Oooh, JJ !! We got a ... 2. Flat. 1. And those priests... 2. ...weren't fathers, they were... 1. Mothers ! (full quote)
6956 1)Why'd he call me shortie? 2)Cause your small, small, S - M - all. (full quote)
7280 Alla Be Praised, my dear sister (full quote)
  Because if I had enough time, I would take those rosary bleeds and shove em up your nose. (full quote)
  God is our co-pilot? Remember our car? Two seats! where's he gonna sit? where's he gonna sit? (full quote)
17813 I don't want to talk about HIM. (full quote)
  If you gonna be a bear, be a grizzly (full quote)
1ajas Fenderbaum: We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! Blake: God is our co-pilot? Remember our car? Fenderbaum: Yeah? Blake: Two seats! Fenderbaum: Two seats...? Blake: where's he gonna sit? where? (full quote)
1ajas California highway Patrolman: Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. Dispatcher: Car 42, you've been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you'll be in Arizona. California highway Patrolman: Yeah, and we're going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. Dispatcher: It didn't take us THAT long to catch Dillinger (full quote)
1ajas Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding...although I'm not so sure about Ohio. (full quote)
1ajas Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record! (full quote)
  BLONDE GIRL:Gosh! Wait until I tell my friends I was sitting next to George Hamilton! SEYMOUR:George Hamilton? (full quote)
  May the good Lord take a liking to you but not to soon. Bless you (full quote)
  Brock Yates:You boys gonna start this thing or just sit there and wait for that paint to dry? Mel Tillis:Yes,sir.(to Terry Bradshaw)How long until we stop? Terry:Eight hours. Mel:Damn,I gotta go to the john! (full quote)
10929 God is our co-pilot. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe He can say that, he can say that... (full quote)
10929 Love in on the air. (full quote)
10929 where the hookers? (full quote)
  Jamie Blake!!! You used to drive that old Formula One, when high button shoes were in style! (full quote)