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Great Muppet Caper, The - 1981 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
3225 1) We'll catch those theives red handed 2) what color are their hands now? (full quote)
  I ain't got no other pants. (full quote)
5757 You can't even sing ! your voice was dubbed ! (full quote)
5757 When you're in stir, you take the laughs where you can get 'em, Rosenthal. (full quote)
3225 You are all weirdos! (full quote)
6969 If this is the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like. (full quote)
6969 1:We're on the second floor. 2:Excuse me? 1:I said we're on the second floor! 2:Oh, I'm sorry. I can only take you as far as the lobby! (full quote)
6969 1:STOP THE PRESSES!! 2:what is it! what happened! 1:Nothing. I just always wanted to say that. (full quote)
  We don't want the bad guys to win! (full quote)
  Are bears allowed in those fountains? (full quote)
  Kermit: How long have you lived in England? Cabdriver: All my life. Kermit: Then how come you dont have an english accent? Cabdriver: Hey, I'm lucky to have a drivers liscence! (full quote)
14345 1)Hey, we have a delivery for this house. 2)I didn't order any pizza. 1)Well, we have a slip with your name on it. 2)Oh, really? what's it say? 1)Well, what's your name? 2)Henderson. 1)Uh...yes, that's the name on the slip. 2)Let me see that slip. 1)Uh...Actually, that's not the name on the slip. (full quote)
2736 1)Are bears allowed in those fountains? 2)what? 1)Are bears allowed in those fountains? 2)Oh. I don't know. 1)I need a bath. (full quote)
2736 Lady Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks? (full quote)
2736 No, the pets are dead. The butler's been discharged. (full quote)
22216 So I said to him, I said, look mister, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, I don't care if it is artistic, and he was all- Oh. (full quote)
  LADY HOLLIDAY: Ifeel as if thieves are breathing down my neck. HER BROTHER, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS: Thieves aren't breathing down your neck! (full quote)
23990 We don't want the bad guys to win! (full quote)
23990 1) We need to make a chain out of something that will hold us. 2)Sure thing, here's the paper towels! (full quote)
23990 1) I'd like to try this without the balloon! 2) what, plummeting? 1) Yeah! 2) I guess you could try it once. (full quote)
23990 1) Did you just give directions to a frog? 2) I guess I did. (full quote)
  1)Look,a bear! 2)No,that's a frog honey. Bears wear hats. (full quote)
  SAM THE EAGLE:It is times like this,I am proud to be an american. (full quote)
  Janice; Look mother its my life ok? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked then...oh. (full quote)
  Boregard; Maybe we could jump part way..... (full quote)
  Hey kermit can you reach the hostess call button i'm hungry.(kermit)- (They don't serve food in 9th class). (Fozzie)- what 12 dollars and you don't even get a meal! (full quote)
26772 1) Nicky, that's my new receptionist out there! 2) Which one? 1) The pig. (full quote)
10929 I don't know. I just always wanted to say that. (full quote)
10929 I guess this would be a bad time to ask for a raise? (full quote)
  1)We've got to catch um red handed. 2)what color are their hands now? (full quote)
5757 You're wearing my moustache.
Yeah? Well, you have mesh marks on your face. (full quote)