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Neighbors - 1981 Movie Quotes


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10929 -I don't care about your weight or your false teeth. -I haven't got false teeth! -I' sorry, I guess they just look false. (full quote)
10929 We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it. (full quote)
10929 You should have slipped it through the mail slot while you had the chance, Earl. (full quote)
10929 Stay here on the outer limits of the dead end zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry folks, but you can color us gone. (full quote)
10929 Believe me, I know women. Upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh? (full quote)
deliylah I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really. (full quote)
deliylah God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower? (full quote)
10929 Hello, I Love You. (full quote)
10929 Stayin' Alive. (full quote)
  your pretty lucky having a swamp next to your house! (full quote)
  Why did you give the dog our steak? (full quote)
  Heard you got a whore in there! (full quote)
  Am I right? You the bastard whose been mouthing off to my dad? He smashed my car and punched me in the stomach! Oh yeah! How would you like your nuts nailed to your forehead? (full quote)
  what is Elaine doing about sex...is she getting probed? (full quote)
  You just put back that cup you keep swiching Earl or it will be pump city! (full quote)
  VIC: And that is where you saw her mami? Earl: Her mammals? Vic: Her honkers Earl. (full quote)
  VIC:Whaddya say neighbor? EARL: Welcome to the end of the road..I guess. VIC: It's a great house! EARL: Thanks! VIC: I mean mine! (full quote)
Marvin Acme And there can't be a small spaghetti dealership...next to the Singer Centre across from the cineplex...because there is no cineplex and there is no Singer Sewing Centre. (full quote)
Marvin Acme there is no cineplex and there is no Singer Sewing Centre. (full quote)
Marvin Acme 4147341018109607 I know women, upside down and backwards...which is not a bad way to know them, huh? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Is your wife making dinner? #2- She's fixing a great capon. It was in the Times today. Would you like to stay for dinner? (full quote)
Marvin Acme I know women, upside down and backwards...which is not a bad way to know them, huh? (full quote)