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Stripes - 1981 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 1) Hey! This is a loading zone! You can't park here! 2) We're not parking it, we're abandoning it. (full quote)
bigcat58 Have you got something in a low rise bikini? Mesh, if possible. (full quote)
bigcat58 Give me a kick honey! Whoa! Part my hair! (full quote)
bigcat58 Alright! Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off? (full quote)
4140 #1)My friends call me the cruiser, cuz I like fast cars and fast women...#2)..Yeah, they shoulda called ya the dork!! (full quote)
4140 When I was younger, I swallowed a lot of aggression...along with a lot of pizzas!! (full quote)
4893 Dear Sammy, get well soon. (full quote)
5110 Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. (full quote)
5110 C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into Wisconsin! (full quote)
5110 1: Everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. 2: Ooooooh. 1: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you. (full quote)
5110 1: You could join a monastery. 2: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls? 1: Never. 2: So much for the monastery. (full quote)
4927 You got a what?... an 8-week course here? Which is PERFECT for me. I'm gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin' machine! (full quote)
4927 Stewardess, is there a movie on this flight? (full quote)
  Son of bitch. Shit. (full quote)
4927 Don't forget - after we see this whatever-it-is, you promised me a really expensive dinner! (full quote)
4927 where the fuck's my truck? (full quote)
4927 Don't order the schnitzel, they're serving schnauzer. (full quote)
  1)You wanna take a swing at me? 2)Oh Yeah, I'd like to take a real big swing at you! (full quote)
5046 1) When's the good part coming? 2) This IS the good part. (full quote)
clarkins 1. Am I to believe you men completed your training on your own? #2. That's the fact, jack. Platoon: that's the fact jack. (full quote)
4927 When I was a kid, I swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. I wanted to join one of those groups like EST, but they cost like $600! So, I decided to join the Army since you got like a... what? 6 or 8-week training program? Which is perfect for me! I'm gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin' machine! (full quote)
4927 Don't order the schnitzel, they're serving Schnauzer. (full quote)
7546 How's it going, Eisenhauer? (full quote)
7546 (singing) One of these days everything that I want is gonna be mine. Everything's gonna be alright as long as there's sunshiiine, and a big ol' brew. (full quote)
2489 1) We're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn. 2) Yeah, would they send us someplace special? (full quote)
2489 Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage. (full quote)
2489 So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in the army. (full quote)
2489 1)You're gonna finish basic training! 2) Oh yeah? 1) You're gonna keep your mouth shut! 2) Oh yeah? 1) And, you're gonna do everything he tells you! 2) Oh yeah? 1) And, you know why?! 2) Why? 1) Because you talked me into this! That's why, you idiot! (full quote)
2489 Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style! (full quote)
  The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, Sir! (full quote)
  ...and Lee Harvey! You are a mad man! When you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow!....I wanna party with you! (full quote)
  Lee Harvey...you madman! what you and your friends did with that cow...I want to party with you! (full quote)
jevans68 Are either of you homosexual? No, but we're willing to learn. (full quote)
jevans68 My doctor says I swallow a lot of agression...along with a bunch of cheeseburgers! (full quote)
jevans68 I think that I speak for everyone when I say that we this march should be postponed until this platoon is better rested. (full quote)
9256 Chicks dig me...'cause I rarely wear underwear. (full quote)
9871 Don't you ever touch me again-ever! (full quote)
Gods_Hands I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. (full quote)
10896 Convicted? No, never convicted. (full quote)
  S: Are either of you homosexuals? R&H: No but we are willing to learn. S: Ever been convicted of a felony? R&H: Convicted?... No, never convicted. (full quote)
  1)Don't worry, I have a plan 2)Great, Custer had a plan too. (full quote)
  Does anyone know English? Anyone? Yes, you! you know some English...? yes....SON OF BITCH!! (full quote)
  I bet I can do push-ups. 2) ok I got 3 dollars you can't. 1) 1...........2...........3...............4...........5 2) Congratulations you just doubled your money! (full quote)
  I wish I were a loofa. (full quote)
  One day everyone will know the name Tito Fuentes (full quote)
  1:Son there ain't no draft anymore. 2:There was one? (full quote)
  hey miss is there a movie on this flight? haha a movie on this flight (full quote)
  Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk. (full quote)
  If you don't want me in your army then kick me out...but get off my back! (full quote)
  Am I to understand that you completed the training all by yourself? That's a fact jack (full quote)
  Lighten up Francis! (full quote)
  i've got two guns, one for each of you. (full quote)
  Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the right to the left. Sir! (full quote)
  lighten up francis...one of these men might just save you life one day...MURRAY: then again, maybe we won't (full quote)
  I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual. (full quote)
  Don't worry I have a plan. Oh Great, Custer had a plan. (full quote)
  Lee Harvey, when you and your friend stole the cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow, I want to party with you cowboy. (full quote)
  Pretty sweet...Chicks in New york paying top-dollar for this garbage. (full quote)
  There was one? (full quote)
  Son, there ain't no draft no more There was one? (full quote)
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  I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's something really unusual. (full quote)
A-Boynix Talk about mass potential for growth, I am the acorn that becomes the oak. You can't go. All the plants are going to die (full quote)
4927 A) We zip in, we zip out. It's like going into Wisconsin. B) Yeah, well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. (full quote)
7539 That's a fact, Jack!! (full quote)
8837 1.now if you'll just give uncle sam your autograph. 2.dear sammy, get well soon. (full quote)
Gods_Hands See, if we were in Germany, I'd have to make your bunk. But we're in Italy, so you have to make mine. It's regulations. (full quote)
10929 Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't. (full quote)
10929 You can't go. All the plants are gonna die. (full quote)
10929 I don't think I've ever been this happy. (full quote)
10929 We're America. We're ten and one! (full quote)
10929 --Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last. --I'm pacing myself, Sergeant. (full quote)
10929 It's not the speed that's important, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning. (full quote)
10929 My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. (full quote)
10929 The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. (full quote)
11352 Lighten up, Francis (full quote)
12818 We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans! With a capital 'A,' huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world! (full quote)
14534 Lighten up, Francis. (full quote)
17856 RAZZLE-DAZEL!!! (full quote)
18561 We'll split it!! (full quote)
18561 You can't leave, all the plants are gonna die. (full quote)
18561 Russel, help. (full quote)
23754 I wanna party with you, cowboy! (full quote)
1ajas (1)Ya' know something, soldier? I've noticed you're always last. (2)I'm pacing myself, sergeant. (full quote)
1ajas Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, 'Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years.' (full quote)
1ajas (1)Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. (2)Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. (full quote)
1ajas Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off? (full quote)
1ajas Gentlemen, it's party time Battalion style! (full quote)
1ajas You can't leave. All the plants are gonna die. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Anybody calls me Frances, and I'll kill ya. (2)Lighten up, Frances. (full quote)
1ajas Lee Harvey, you are a madman! When you stole that cow... and your friend tried to make it with the cow.... I wanna party with you, cowboy! (full quote)
1ajas (1)You're a lean, mean fighting machine! (2)That's a fact, Jack! (full quote)
1ajas (1)My friends back home used to call me 'Cruiser' 'cause I like fast cars and fast women. (2)They should have called you 'dork'. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'where's your drill sergeant, men?' 'Blown up, Sir.' (full quote)
Marvin Acme We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Boom Shaka Laka Boom Shaka Laka Boom Shaka Laka Boom! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal. Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanour? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing? #2- Convicted? #1- Yeah. #2- No. Never convicted. (full quote)
Marvin Acme And I thought to myself, 'Join the Army. It's free.' So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one. Which is perfect for me. I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- We're gonna check out General Barnicke's house. He's in Washington. #2- Barnicke? Barnicke?! He still owes me money. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Where have you been, soldier? #2- Training, sir! (Platoon)Training, sir! #1- What kind of training, son? #2- Army training, sir! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Where's your drill sergeant, men? #2- Blown up, sir! (Platoon)Blown up, sir! (full quote)
Marvin Acme See, you gotta make my bunk. See, we're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time. It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...I would have to make yours. But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations. (full quote)
Marvin Acme There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' 'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do' (full quote)
danwho 1:where have you been soldier.. 2:training sir! 1:what kind of training? 2:HOAARRRMMYY TRAINING SIR! (full quote)
flashgordon (1) Are either one of you two Homosexual? (2) You mean like flaming? (3) No, but we're willing to learn. (2) Could you send us somewhere Special? (full quote)
38042 Incoming! (full quote)
North By Northeast We're all very, very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the army. (full quote)
48525 1) I figured I'd join before I got drafted. 2)Hell son, there aint no more draft. 3) there was one? (full quote)
slowjay (1) Can I take your last beer? (2) NO! (1) We'll split it. (full quote)
slowjay Have that removed. (full quote)
drmonag And then, depression set in (full quote)
robwhy2000 all i know is i finally get the chance to kill somebody. (full quote)
robwhy2000 chicks in new york are payin' top dollar for this garbage. (full quote)
chasprice And then depression set in. (full quote)
chasprice And don't touch my stuff. Any of you touches my stuff I'll kill ya. (full quote)