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Creepshow - 1982 Movie Quotes

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2455 I want my cake!!!! (full quote)
  what's the matter, Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue? (full quote)
6743 Same old Henry; afraid of your own shadow! You know what, Henry, you're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends......, and shit for brains! No good at departmental politics, no good at makin' money, no good at makin' an impression on anybody,....and no good at all in BED! When was the last time ya got it up, Henry? Huh? When was the last time you were a man in our bed? Now get outta my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearin' your balls for earrings! (full quote)
  I can hold my breath for a long long time (full quote)
  not down there (full quote)
ShadowDragyn You did good, George. Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everyone's getting the damn herpes these days. (full quote)
Gary Gnu EWW..meteor shit! (full quote)
Bridge Gotta cool th' sumbitch off...that's the ticket! (full quote)
Bridge That's Verrel luck alright...always in, always bad! (full quote)
Bridge You can almost set your watch by her. (full quote)
Bridge Look, my darling sister, he's your hick...husband I mean. (full quote)
Bridge only the ones who handed me a knife & stretched out their throats. only the ones who, if you'll excuse the expression, fucked up. (full quote)
  Jordy Varel, you lunkhead! (full quote)
16680 'where's my cake Bedilla!? you bitch!' you called me a bitch!! (full quote)
  Wentworth, I'll shoot you dead! (full quote)
  It's fathers day...and I got my cake ! (full quote)
  Richard !!! I wanna get u ...Can u hear me Richard !!! I wanna get... (full quote)
  MR.PRATT:What are you doing in Orlando? MAN ON phone:The wife and I decided to take the kids to Disneyworld this year. MR PRATT:I don't give a fuck if you decided to take the kids to Attica. (full quote)
punisher This is going to be extremely painful (full quote)
37904 Oh, you done it now, Jordy Verill, you lunkhead! (full quote)
37904 Iiiitttss shoooowtime! (full quote)
37904 That's why God made fathers, that's why God made fathers (full quote)
37904 If I catch you reading this shit again, you won't be able to sit for a week, buddy boy! Tuck in! (full quote)
37904 Unkind Harry! Unkind. well I won't hold it against you. (full quote)
37904 Wentworth, remind you I have the gun! I'll shoot you dead! (full quote)
37904 Harry, your maiden is waiting for her knight in shining cordoroy... (full quote)
37904 I can hold my breath for a looong time! (full quote)
37904 I loathe bugs! (full quote)
37904 You like your job, Reynolds! (full quote)
37904 Bastards! (full quote)
37904 I just want to incapacitate you and then you can see Becky. (full quote)
37904 I always keep my promises, Harry (full quote)
37904 Pass those scones, Cass, you're such a hog> You married a great hog, Henry (full quote)
37904 You mean that Cass hasn't told you about dotty old Great-Aunt Bedelia, the patriarch of our clan? (full quote)
37904 You're just like all the others, you're all a bunch of vultures! (full quote)
  That's why God made fathers babe. That's why God made fathers. (full quote)
  PRATT: Now if you'll excuse me, I have this bug problem. CASTONMEYER: I hope you burn in hell! PRATT: BY the way... CASTONMEYER: You bastard! PRATT: Mrs. Castonmeyer? CASTONMEYER: You old monster! PRATT: Mrs. Katzenjammer, would you mind telling me who gave you my unlisted private number? I'd like to fire him. CASTONMEYER: It was in my husbands address book you son of a bitch! PRATT: oh...can't fire him can I? (full quote)
44723 I want my cake! (full quote)
  The next time that I catch you reading this crap,you wo'nt sit down for a tuck in!! (full quote)
rhps2000 Just call me billie! (full quote)