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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - 1982 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 People who know Rigby Reardon know he'd never die a natural death. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) what does foc mean? 2) It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his... 1)No, no. Written here, F,O,C. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) For $200.00 I'd shoot my grandmother. 2) That won't be necessary. 1) You never can tell. (full quote)
bigcat58 I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the murdered girl with the big tits. (full quote)
  what two words drives rigby reardon crazy (full quote)
4921 He was staying at the Hotel Ward on 5th Street. It used to be on 8th Street but they'd taken so many rubber checks it bounced all the way across town. (full quote)
5757 1) And what position would I hold in your new order? Could i be your reinamachafrau? 2) hmmmm. Reinamachafrau? Ja, Ja you could be my reinamachafrau. 3) Reinamachafrau? what does it mean? 1) Tell him. 2) It means that she would be my cleaning woman. (full quote)
12169 #1: Ok, now say No No Ma, Look, listen to Me #2: No No Ma, Look, listen to Me #1: Good (full quote)
12169 1) what are you doing? 2) Readjusting your breasts. When you fainted, they fell out of whack (full quote)
18904 This the type of place where they spell Trouble T.R.U.B.I.L. and if you try to correct them, they kill ya. (full quote)
  And I brought you a puppy... the thing you never had as a boy. You don't deserve a puppy! (full quote)
10929 If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles. (full quote)
10929 --It is customary in these situations for the developer of the plan to explain it. --It is also customary for the detective to explain how he figured it out! (full quote)
10929 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face. (full quote)
10929 Dead Men's Bolero. (full quote)
40142 On my way down to Firehouse Row, I tried not to think about Juliette Forrest. I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the murdered girl with the big tits (full quote)
  Same old Doris and her stale bread sandwiches. (full quote)
10929 Guns don't kill detectives, love does. (full quote)
  you can buy a lot of booze with that (full quote)
  they say he's one of them! who is them? no one knows, only they know who is them. (full quote)
  she used to buy day old bread, then toast it to cover up. (full quote)
laudel - Pick that up. - But it's all soft and steamy! (full quote)
10929 You could use a cup of my famous java. (full quote)
10929 I get $10 a day, plus expenses. (full quote)
10929 --You're a very smart man. --So was Abraham Lincoln. Look what happened to him. Smart can get you killed. (full quote)