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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - 1982 Movie Quotes


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3505 1)Maybe it was a coyote, or you know they say they're alligators in the sewers- 2)Alligators in the sewers. 1)Or maybe it was an elf or a leprachaun- 3)IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!! (full quote)
3820 How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? (full quote)
  Meet you at the lookout, at the lookout. I'm not stupid ya know. (full quote)
  I taught him how to talk now, he can talk now. (full quote)
  E.T. Phone home (full quote)
7973 I'm keeping him (full quote)
7676 I'll be right here... (full quote)
12153 (1) He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. (2) Well, can't he just beam up? (1) This is REALITY, Greg. (full quote)
12153 Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. Elliot: A bald monkey? Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one. (full quote)
12153 You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together. (full quote)
12153 You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. (full quote)
12153 Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home. Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first. (full quote)
  ET phone home. (full quote)
13522 1)Maybe it was a coyote, or you know they say they're alligators in the sewers- 2)Alligators in the sewers. 1)Or maybe it was an elf or a leprachaun- a deformed kid? (2) A deformed kid. (3) IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH! (4) Haha, Elliot sit down. (full quote)
14192 Pizza! Who said you guys could order a pizza, huh??!! (full quote)
14192 1) Elliot what are you dressing up as this Halloween? 2) I wanna go as a Goblin. 1) what about you Gert? 3) I'm going asa cowgirl. 2) You always go as a cowgirl. (full quote)
10777 (Yoda voice) You have absolute power (full quote)
10777 I don't like his feet. (full quote)
1501 The fish eat the food, and the shark eats the fish. But nobody eats the shark. (full quote)
12169 I don't care! You are not going out dressed as a terrorist! (full quote)
1501 He doesn't even like Mexico! (full quote)
1335 It was nothing like that, penis breath!!!!!! (full quote)
14959 Mommy I want you to meet somebody. (SMACK) I think you just killed him! (full quote)
Betsy Coke. You see, we drink it. It's a, it's a drink. You know, food. These are toys, these are little men. This is Greedo, and then this is Hammerhead, see this is Walrus Man, and this is Snaggletooth and this is Lando Calrissian. See...and look, they can even have wars. Look at this. Look fish. Fish eat the fish food, and the shark eats the fish, and nobody eats the shark. See, this is PEZ, candy. See you eat it. You put the candy in here and then when you lift up the head, the candy comes out and you can eat it. You want some? This is a peanut. You eat it, but you can't eat this one, 'cause this is fake. This is money. You see. You put the money in the peanut. You see? It's a bank. See? And then, this is a car. This is what we get around in. You see? Car. Hey, hey wait a second. No. You don't eat 'em. Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Stay. Stay. I'll be right here. Okay? I'll be right here. (full quote)
16783 E.T. Phone home!! (full quote)
  1. Grown ups can't see him. only little kids see him. 2. Give me a break. (full quote)
20947 Elliot, seeing how Drew Barrymore's charactor dressed ET: OH, GOD!!!!! (full quote)
Bridge They're only feet ya little twirp! (full quote)
9213 Ty: Hey, Elliot, where's your goblin? Michael: Shut up! Steve: Did he come back? Greg: Well, did he? Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin, he's a spaceman. Greg and Ty:Whoa!! Ty: As in Extra-Terrestrial. Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it Ty. Ty: Get it? Your anus? Greg:He doesn't get it. Elliot: You're so immature! Greg: And you're such a cintus supremus! Elliot: zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Shut up, Greg! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: zero CHARISMA! Girl: Hi, Elliot! Greg: You whimp! (full quote)
vanilla How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? (full quote)
  wheres Mexico! (full quote)
26709 E.T. phone home. (full quote)
26686 Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg. (full quote)
26686 M: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. E: A bald monkey? G: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one. (full quote)
10929 --If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it. Just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away. --Like the dogcatcher? (full quote)
10929 But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something. (full quote)
10929 We're all going to die, and they're never going to give me my license! (full quote)
10929 --Elliot, that machine, what does it do? --The communicator? Is it still working? (full quote)
10929 --Where's the playground? --It's near the preschool. --Where's that? --I don't know streets! Mom always drives me! --Son-of-a-bitch. (full quote)
1335 1. Remember the goblin? 2. You're so lame Elliot!. 1. No, Michael, he came back! 2. He came back? HE...CAME........BACK?! AAAAAGGHHHHHHH! 1. Don't faint! I have absolute power. Say it... SAY IT!!! 2. Well, what have you got? Just a coyote? 1. No.... Now listen. Swear, the most excellent promise you can make. Swear as my only brother, on our lives!! 2. OK! Don't get so heavy, I swear! 1. OK. Stand over there, and, you better take off your shoulder- 2. WHAT??!! 1. You might scare him! And uh, close your eyes. 2. Don't push it, Elliot! 1. I'm not coming out there until your eyes are closed! 2. OK! They're closed! (man i'm just going to kill you! ughhhhhhh!) 1. OK! one more time! I have,- 2. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE POWAH!! YES, MAN!!! (animal comes out with Elliot) (full quote)
  GERTIE: Here he is. MARY: Who? [hits ET with the refrigerator door] GERTIE: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already. (full quote)
  maybe i should touch your genitals before we leave. (full quote)
  eddie misses connor? (full quote)
  ET doesnt know what to do, hes got a pot of honey stuck on his face (full quote)
  DADA THERES A BOOBY ON ME (full quote)
  BE QUIET. ET IS GOING TO SAY HIS line. (full quote)
  ET went on strike with janita, she doesnt knoow that he did though (full quote)
  all you sucka mc's try to be me. fuck you. i hate you love, burns (full quote)
  did u hear about burns, he fell down a wishing well during his bar mitzvah, it was really sad, almost a tear-jerker (full quote)
  spencer wiggled himself through a tube full of his billabongs (full quote)
  did you remember when spencer said that he touched himself it means he put on lipstick... COUGH COUGH LOSA (full quote)
  pass the baby-et (full quote)
  did you hear about spencer, he pooed on stratty when he was singing his portion of the torah... it was disgusting and it looked like santa clause (full quote)
  did you hear about spencer he got lipstick stuck in his vagina and then he pooed (full quote)
  did you hear about spencer he got lipstick stuck in his vagina and then he pooed (full quote)
  did you hear about grant, his grandma died and then burnsy kept calling him to talk on the phone with him even though burnsy was his poo (full quote)
  twinky, dicky, lala, poe TELETUBBIES (full quote)
  did you hear about cameron he had to go to home from school and then spencer farted on him it was ugly and smelled like breth (full quote)
  1) He´s a man from outer space and we´re taking him to his spaceship. 2) Well, can´t he just beam up? 1) This is REALITY Greg. (full quote)
  You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. (full quote)
  You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. (full quote)
  You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. (full quote)
  You're luggage. (full quote)
  A bald monkey!? (full quote)
  I don't like his feet (full quote)
  We're sick....I think we're dying (full quote)
1335 1. what are you going as for Halloween? 2. I'm not going on a stupid Halloween. 3. Why don't you go as a goblin? 1. You shut up. 4. It's not that we don't beleive you, honey. 1. Well it was real, I swear! 4. what are you going as, (1)? 1. I'm going as a cowgirl. (full quote)
1335 1. Maybe it was an iguana. 2. It was no iguana! 1. Maybe uh,...uh, you know, they say there are alligators in the sewers. 3. Alligators in the sewers! 4. All we're trying to say is maybe you just probably imagined it. 2. I couldn't have imagined it! 1. Maybe it was a pervert, or a deformed kid or something. 3. A deformed kid! 1. Maybe uh, an elf or a leprechaun! 2. IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!! 4. ELLIOT!!! Sit down! (full quote)
9213 Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something. Gertie: A deformed kid. Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechan. Elliot: (stands up) IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!! Mom: Elliot! (laughs) Sit down. (full quote)
10929 Stay. (full quote)
10929 The frogs won't feel a thing. (full quote)
minedsquid E.T. phone home (full quote)
Allileigh91 shut up penis breath (full quote)