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Fast Times at Ridgemont High - 1982 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 People on ludes should not drive! (full quote)
1990 No shirt. No shoes. No dice!!! (full quote)
2946 i'll give you a hell of a break, Arnold! (full quote)
2946 Stacy, he's a stereo salesman! What do you wanna marry him? Have this guy come home, 50 years old and bald, and have that little Pacific Stereo sign on? (full quote)
1990 The Dream Police da na na na na na! (full quote)
2946 what are you people? On dope? (full quote)
  Havin' a little food; learnin' about Cuba. (full quote)
1990 Alright Hamilton! (full quote)
4354 Did you hear that? That was my SKULL! (full quote)
1212 Mister, if you don't shut up, I'll kick 100% of your ass! (full quote)
1990 #1 Well make up your mind dude. Is he going to shit or is he going to kill us. #2 First he's going to shit, then he's going to kill us. (full quote)
4391 Aloha, Mr. Hand (full quote)
4391 If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't it make it our time? (full quote)
469 I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens. (full quote)
  hi brad...you know how cute i always thought you were? (full quote)
  this was not the best breakfast i ever had. I want my money back (full quote)
4683 The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping. (full quote)
4683 >The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping.> (full quote)
5131 Brad: Doesn't anyone knock anymore? (full quote)
4997 Hey bud whats your problem (full quote)
1990 #1 When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? #2 A quart or so. (full quote)
1990 When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. (full quote)
4066 1. It says 100% guarenteed, you moron 2. Mister, if you don't shut up I am going to kick 100% off your ass. (full quote)
5971 YOU DICK!!!! (full quote)
5971 I'm so wasted!!! (full quote)
5971 My dad's got this awsome set of tools dude, we can fix it. (full quote)
6034 >My brother's gonna shit. My brother's gonna kill me. >>Well, make up your mind dude! >Is, he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill you? >>First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill me. (full quote)
6034 >My brother's gonna shit. My brother's gonna kill me. >>Well, make up your mind dude! Is, he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill you? >>First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill me. (full quote)
6034 Did you hear that? That was my head! (full quote)
6146 How about a meatball sandwich, a medium coke, and you phone number. (full quote)
6322 Come on, get out of bed you booger (full quote)
  you used to work at all-american burger.seven months ago.awwwwwww (full quote)
  I shall serve no fries before their time. (full quote)
6731 Do you hear that? I'm so wasted! (full quote)
6731 what in the HELL do you think your doing? Eating some Pizza talking about Cuba. (full quote)
7973 If you're here and I'm here doesn't that make it our time? (full quote)
7973 Those guys are fags! (full quote)
8199 If I'm here and your here, doesn't that make it our time? And there's certainly nothing wrong with a little feast on our time, is there? (full quote)
8188 My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools... I can fix it. (full quote)
8188 She will have the knockwurst. I will have the same. (full quote)
  All I need are some tasty waves cool buzz and I'm fine (full quote)
  Whoah! Those guys are fags! (full quote)
  Those guys are fags! (full quote)
  I like sex. (full quote)
  Learn it, know it, live it. (full quote)
  (Mr. Hand talking to himself with the words I don't know written the chalkbord) Am I going to pass this class Mr. Hand? Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don't know. I like that. I am going to leave your words on my chalkboard so everyone can see, giving you full credit of course. (full quote)
  hey theres no party for me in here. (full quote)
  Pacman is just like life. You have to guesstimate before you get guesstimated! (full quote)
  I like sex (full quote)
  Sorry Mr. Hand, I just couldn't make it on time, killer line at the snack machine! (full quote)
  I DONT KNOW im gonna let all my classes see that amd im gonna give you all the credit narly (full quote)
  >>Spicoli what are you doing>>havin' a little food, learnin' about Cuba>>you are wasting my time>> Sir, if you here and I am here this is technically our time. (full quote)
  he's not a guy, he's a little prick. (full quote)
  Aloha Mr Hand (full quote)
  i know that dude! (full quote)
  your a wuss....a wimp and a pussy (full quote)
  -It's kinda like the time you liked that girl at the photo place and you bought $40.00 worth of film... -She was cute! -...And you don't even have a fuckin' camera! (full quote)
  she would like the linguini with white clam sauce.... and a coke with no ice. (full quote)
  look at you Rat. member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. if she cant smell your qualifications who needs her. (full quote)
  spicoli why dont you get a job. what for? because you need money. oohhh. all i need is a tasty wave and a cool buzz and im fine. (full quote)
  All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine. (full quote)
  Hey bud, lets party! (full quote)
  It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, Hey Bud Lets Party! (full quote)
  I came this close to working at 7-11 (full quote)
  LC: see the new playboy? Spicoli: any good? LC: bo derek's tits! Spicoli: ahhhhah... LC: i likesex! (full quote)
  Knock. knock. knock . Mr Hand : Mr. Spicolli. Spicoli ... Thats the name they gave me. Mr. Hand ...rip, rip, rip Spicolli ... Hey your ripping my card. Mr. Hand ... Yeah. Spicolli ... Hey bud what's your problem? Mr. Hand ... No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is. Spicolli ... You dick! (full quote)
  Annoying customer ... The sign says,...BRAD,....one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron! Brad ... Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass! (full quote)
  Mr. Spicoli, please remove your hand from my muffins, it is making me havta go to the.... AW, NOW LOOK what YOU DID!!! YOU DID A #2 ON MY PIZZA!!!! what ARE YOU A MONKEY? AWWWWWWWW. C-C-CLEAN IT UP (said with stutter). pwease doewnt heuwt me (said with a lisp). (full quote)
  Hey...there's no birthday party for me in here. (full quote)
  I come here all the time. The strudel's great. (full quote)
  bio teacher: are you in my class? Spicoli: i am today (full quote)
  Get outta here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock. (KNOCK, KNOCK) Much better, ENTRE! (full quote)
  How much did you smoke man? This will be a little test....(Hits self in head with shoe) what was that? THAT WAS MY SCULE! IM SO WAISTED!!! (full quote)
  Its a passion, a way of life. It's about goin up to that wave and sayin Hey bud, let's party. (full quote)
  gnarly!! (full quote)
  1) You're wasting my time! 2.) Ive been thinking about this, and if I'm here, and you're here..isn't it OUR time...? (full quote)
  Well. which is he gonna do? Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? (full quote)
1990 Dude! That was my skull. I'm so wasted! (full quote)
8188 1) No shirt, no shoes, no services. No way... 2) REad it, learn it, live it. (full quote)
jevans68 If you don't mind, I just switched to Sanka...so, have a heart? (full quote)
jevans68 (1)Mom says to clean the pool. (2) your friends use the pool. (1)Hey, I take out the garbage! (full quote)
jevans68 I saw him earlier...near the food machines. (full quote)
jevans68 Now, the lady will have the linguini with clam sauce and a Coke with no ice. (full quote)
circelli17 So what am I supposed to do? ...Go up to some strange girl in biology class and ask if she could take her clothes off and jump on top of me? (I would.) (full quote)
10929 555-8216 (full quote)
10929 Don't Be Lonely. (full quote)
10929 Somebody's Baby. (full quote)
10929 Love Is The Reason. (full quote)
10929 American Girl. (full quote)
10929 Hi. (full quote)
12276 Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. (full quote)
12662 Aloha Mr. Hand, Aloha Spicoli! (full quote)
13080 No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is. (full quote)
13080 You get used to doing your own business on your own time. Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house some evening, and discuss U.S. History on your time. Understand? (full quote)
13080 I'm a single and successful guy (full quote)
13080 He's a 16-year-old usher at the movie theater. You have dated older guys, you work at the best foodstand in the mall, and you are a close, personal friend of mine. (full quote)
13080 I was that close to working at 7-11, you know. (full quote)
13080 I'm not going to a morgue! I'll get my mom to write a note. (full quote)
13307 what's your problem, bud? (full quote)
13821 what are you people...on dope! (full quote)
13821 what are you people...on dope! (full quote)
13821 1.Ah,man,my brothers gonna kill me! 2.I can fix it. 1.You cant fix this car(name)!2.My dads a t.v repair man and hes got this awsome set of tools. Ican fix it. (full quote)
14484 I'm so wasted! (full quote)
18196 1) No Shirt, No Shoes All) No DICE!!! (full quote)
18244 I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold! (full quote)
18903 People on ludes should not drive (full quote)
Waar Man#1:The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize the Lone Ranger? Man#2:what's wrong wit dat? Man#1:Well, there are three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the three rangers? Man#2:No idea what you're saying right now. Man#4:You lost me. (full quote)
msxanax If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? (full quote)
jpsartrean So what Jefferson was saying was: 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah? (full quote)
jpsartrean > Are you in my class? >> I am today. (full quote)
27808 'I Don't Know.' I like that. 'Mr. Hand, am I going to pass this class?' 'Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!' You know what I'm going to do, Mr. Spicoli? I'm going to leave your words on the board for all of my classes - giving you full credit, of course. (full quote)
27891 Sir, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick a hundred percent of your ass! (full quote)
28233 Spicoli: You DICK!! (full quote)
bigbadbill Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look. (full quote)
38042 Most people thought that maybe Mark 'Cutback' Davis or Jim 'Jungle Death' Gerrard would take home the honors this year. (full quote)
38042 Those guys are Fags! (full quote)
40142 I hope ya had a hell of a piss,Arnold (full quote)
43297 ALL I NEED ARE SOME TASTY WAVES AND A cool BUZZ AND ILL BE JUST FINE! (full quote)
DoOrDoNot This is U.S. history, I see the globe right there. (full quote)
DoOrDoNot Mister, if you dont shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!! (full quote)
  Relax, my dad is a TV repairman! (full quote)
  Get a job spicoli (full quote)
  awesome!, totally awesome! (full quote)
  Did you say Scalper? (full quote)
  1)That was a red light Spicoli 2)It was yellow a minute ago, I'm sure of it! (full quote)
  gee rat I'm kinda busy (full quote)
  who cuts your hair (full quote)
  get off my cause motherfucker!!!!! (full quote)
  Mike I just want to let you know that im pregant Well how do you know its mine I haven't been with anyone i know its yours Jesus!!! It was your idea your wanted it more than i did No take that back alright i take it back Look we got to do something about this we could get an abortion Yea i got that planned its 1.50$ at the free clinc It dosen't sound free to me I suppose you want me to pay for it half okay and a ride to the clinc 75 dollars and a ride okay thanks thankyou (full quote)
22756 First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. Oh, Debbie. Hi. Two: you always call the shots. Kiss me. You won't regret it. Now three: act like wherever you are, that's the place to be....Isn't this great? Four: when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice. And five: now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin 4. (full quote)
22756 Your employee here used profanity and threatened me with violence. (full quote)
Marvin Acme All I need is a cool buzz, tasty waves and I'm fine. (full quote)
Marvin Acme All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. (full quote)
40905 1.My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! 2.Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! 1.My brother's gonna shit! 2.make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? 1.First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! (full quote)
jjlewis DOESN'T ANYBODY FUCKING KNOCK ANYmore! (full quote)
rhps2000 what are you people? On dope? (full quote)
jeffersoncream NARLEY (full quote)
rmdoka Mr Spicoli you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance ion my time! I've been thinking about this Mr. Hand. if I'm here AND you're here, doesn't that make it OUR time? (full quote)
gscreen Brad; What Does that sign say? Spicoli and Friends: No shirt, no shoes, no DICE! Brad: Read it, learn, it, live it. Spicoli: Whoa! He's the full hot orator. (full quote)