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Night Shift - 1982 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 What's the matter? By the time I get there they won't be dead anymore? (full quote)
bigcat58 Boy, that Barney Rubble. what an actor. (full quote)
bigcat58 Name of deceased: something Polish?!?! (full quote)
bigcat58 Pimps is an ugly word. We can call ourselves 'love brokers'. (full quote)
bigcat58 I don't know about you people. This is a morgue. You're partying in a morgue! (full quote)
5110 I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off! (full quote)
5110 This is Chuck to remind bill to SHUT UP! (full quote)
5110 I wash my hands and my feet of you! (full quote)
5110 Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE phone! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise?! (full quote)
5110 Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage! (full quote)
5110 So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first? (full quote)
5110 1: You see this dash? Solid gold. The carpet? Fur. The windows? 2: Glass? 3: Well, yeah. (full quote)
  We had to be pimps, we had to be pimps! We couldn't be doctors! (full quote)
5172 (1)Could you do me a favor? Would you please shut up?! (2) You telling me to shut up? (1) I'm telling you to shut up! I'll tell your recorder so that you don't forget. Hello, this is Chuck to remind bill to shut up! (full quote)
5172 (1)Why don't you come to bed? (2) I just want to lose six more pounds. (1) Tonight? Why don't you run into bed? Maybe you'll lose some pounds along the way. (full quote)
5172 This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper! (full quote)
5172 (1) Are you excited? (2) Like the French when Lindberg landed. (full quote)
5172 (1) Chuck, what are you, like, getting a haircut? (2) No, I just like wearing sheets. (full quote)
5172 You wanna know why I carry a tape recorder? It's to tape things. (full quote)
5172 (1) what's in here? Just stiffs and stuff? (2) No, we call them corpses. (1) Can I take a peek? (2) Sure. (1) Alright! (full quote)
5172 I'm alright. Fortunately, the ground broke my fall. (full quote)
5172 (1) You wanna be dead? (2) Huh? (1) You wanna be dead? (2) No. (1) Well, let me know if you change your mind. (full quote)
5172 You were great! People were shooting over you and you just laid there. You never complained once! And, I want you to know I admired that. (full quote)
7937 This is Chuck to remind bill to SHUT UP! (full quote)
7937 We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really. (full quote)
8002 Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? PROS..it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that..TIT, I think we all know what that means, TWO, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun..to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away...it doesn't even belong in this word really. (full quote)
8002 (1) While we sit here and idealy chat, there are women, female human beings, rolling around with strange men in strange beds and we are making money from that! (2) Is this a great country, or what? (full quote)
jevans68 Edible paper. (full quote)
jevans68 Feed the tuna mayonaise. (full quote)
11538 (bill)That guy's dead! (full quote)
11538 (sex club owner)How hard is it to pass out towels, numbnuts? (Bill)Well, it's a skill like anything else. (full quote)
  Came all that way just to spit on him. (full quote)
24366 You're a willow....you're a reed....you're Audrey Hepburn. (full quote)
24366 #1. Tonight was no good for me. I cheated today. #2. You cheated? #1. I had a Nestle's crunch bar. #2. (Food!) #1. I feel like dirt. I don't know why you put up with me! (full quote)
24366 Pimps? Those guys are killers! They dress nice, though. (full quote)
  Bill (Michael Keaton) and Chuck (Henry Winkler) are at the DA's office trying to get out of trouble when Bill gets the idea that they can blackmail the Mayor and still keep the game going. Bill is in a hurry so he doesn't miss his tennis lesson. Chuck: I want my old life back. Bill: No. Chuck (yelling): If you do not give me my old life back, if you go back in there and keep making demands, you are going to play tennis WITH GOD! (full quote)
1ajas What's the matter? By the time I get there they won't be dead anymore? (full quote)
1ajas Boy, that Barney Rubble. what an actor. (full quote)
1ajas Name of deceased: something Polish?!?! (full quote)
1ajas Pimps is an ugly word. We can call ourselves 'love brokers'. (full quote)
  What am I, running for cell President? Hey Chuck, they have that? (full quote)
  You're history, pal. You're in the archives!! (full quote)
  All you ever think about is yourself. You don't care about what happens to me. You don't care about what happens to Belinda. You don't care about what happens to the Girl Scouts of America...America. I'm fed up...I'm fed up, man. I wash my hands and my feet of you. Trim that! (full quote)
  How long are you going to be on that thing? Until the wedding. That's 9 months. Well, you want me to look good,don't you? (full quote)
  My father's still alive and I never buy him anything. You're like a saint. Because I bought my father a headstone? (full quote)
  He's my avon man. (full quote)
  Feed the mayo to the tuna fish. call starkist. (full quote)
  Can you turn that down? Yeah I can turn it up, I can turn it down, I switch it from the front to the back. Look, (motions to the window) tinted windows. (Flips the bird to the police driving beside them) We got teenage girls in here!! (full quote)
  You don't care about me, Belinda, or the Girl Scouts of America! (full quote)
4927 That Barney Rubble - what an actor! (full quote)
4927 I wanted one of these, but this one's better 'cuz I didn't have to pay for it! (full quote)
10929 This is Bill. Mission in life: make Chuck a man. (full quote)
10929 This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. (full quote)
10929 I'm alright. Fortunately, the ground broke my fall. (full quote)
10929 --Are you excited? --Like the French when Lindbergh landed. (full quote)
10929 Is this a great country or what? (full quote)
10929 Mother goes to a seance every Friday night since my father died just so she can still yell at him. (full quote)
1ajas I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off! (full quote)
1ajas Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE phone! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise?! (full quote)
1ajas Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage! (full quote)
1ajas So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first? (full quote)
1ajas 1: You see this dash? Solid gold. The carpet? Fur. The windows? 2: Glass? 3: Well, yeah. (full quote)
1ajas This is Chuck to remind bill to SHUT UP! (full quote)
1ajas I wash my hands and my feet of you! (full quote)
1ajas I don't know about you people. This is a morgue. You're partying in a morgue! (full quote)
1ajas (1)How hard is it to pass out towels, numbnuts? (2)Well, it's a skill like anything else. (full quote)
1ajas Pimps? Those guys are killers! They dress nice, though. (full quote)
42119 He: She sells cowboy hats She: the man was in his underwear He: And cowboy underwear (full quote)
ohioman1972 Bill: Pros, doesnt mean anything, forget about that. Tit, I think we all know what that means... Tu, you know, two tit, and Tion, from the Latin, to shun, to say uh uh, I dont want it, thank you anyway, to push away... It really doesnt belong in this word (full quote)
ohioman1972 Bill: LOVE brokerS, haha! You and me, buddy, all the way! Chuck:We're over the rainbow, pal! (full quote)