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Tootsie - 1982 Movie Quotes


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darricke That is one nutty hospital. (full quote)
4904 good day Dr. Brewster. I said good Day! (full quote)
4904 Heaven!Sheer Heaven! (full quote)
4904 I have a bit of a moustache problem. (full quote)
5154 You were a TOMATO! A tomato doesn't have logic! (full quote)
4904 1.I miss Dorothy. 2. She's right here. (full quote)
4904 1.You've got to get those tubes stuck back up his nose! (full quote)
4904 1. You are phycotic! 2.No, I'm employed. (full quote)
4904 Hi. I'm new in town and I'm awfully hungry. I wonder if you wouldn't mind buying me lunch? (full quote)
4904 1.Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey the actor or Michael Dorsey the great waiter, how about just trying to be Michael Dorsey? (full quote)
4904 1.I'd like her to look a little more attractive. How far can you pull pack? 2. How do you feel about Cleveland? 1.Knock it off! (full quote)
4904 1.God, I beg you to get some therepy! (full quote)
4904 I did a whole evening of vegetables off Broadway! (full quote)
4904 Excuse me, but is my acting interrupting your talking? (full quote)
4904 You're going to have to deal with my mind- and not my lips! (full quote)
4904 I tell you, if I wasn't wearing a dress I would've kicked his arrogant ass in. (full quote)
5046 You're right. I'm going to rewrite the necktie scene without the necktie. (full quote)
4904 She gets suicidal at a birthday party. (full quote)
4904 When people dream, they don't even dream in their own country anymore and that just sick! (full quote)
4904 I like people to come up to me and say, 'Hey. I saw your play. what happened?' (full quote)
4904 Didn't anybody hear me? I've been locked in that bathroom for half an hour! what kind of party is this? (full quote)
4904 You look like you should be ringing a school bell. (full quote)
4904 1. I wonder if we'll get some stars out in the sky tonight. 2.Well, I've got my stars. You and Julie. (full quote)
7937 I'm Edward Kimberly! (full quote)
Splent SHAME on you, you macho shithead! (full quote)
  I was better with you as a woman than I've ever been with a woman as a man! (full quote)
12169 I was a juicy beefsteak tomato! (full quote)
  You know what? I'm going to give every nurse on this ward an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap him in the badoobies. Pearl, could you open up the Yellow pages to farm equipment retail? (full quote)
20896 You know what? I'm going to give every nurse on this ward an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap him in the badoobies. Pearl, could you open up the Yellow Pages to farm equipment retail? (full quote)
26589 Shame on you, you macho shithead! (full quote)
  i've got soap in my eyes, i've got soap in my eyes! (full quote)
10929 --Truthfully, don't you find being a woman in the eighties complicated? --Extremely. (full quote)
10929 It might be you. (full quote)
The Raven I'm going to feel this way until I don't feel this way anymore. (full quote)
The Raven what kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips? (full quote)
The Raven I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man. (full quote)
34986 --I'm just an old has-been---Well, John, were you ever famous?----No---Well, how can you be a has-been then? (full quote)
10929 Does Jeff know? (full quote)
10929 Wish me luck. (full quote)
10929 You slut. (full quote)
  You're wrong Dr. Brewster, I'm very proud of bein a woman! (full quote)
  Hi there. I'm new in town, and terribly lonely and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind buying me lunch? (full quote)
  1. I know I'm just a washed up old has been, but- 2. Well, John were you EVER famous? 1. I love the way you never let me get away with anything ! (full quote)
  director 1: we want someone younger michael: I can be younger! director 2: we want someone older michael :I can be older! director 3: we want someone different michael : I can be different. director 3: no, we want someone... else (full quote)
  That's a corn cob! (full quote)
10929 I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell. (full quote)
10929 Oh, God, I begged you to get some therapy. (full quote)
42119 taxi....taxi....TAXI!!!! (brakes screech) (full quote)
42119 Oh he kisses all of the women on the show. We call him The Tongue (full quote)