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Christmas Story, A - 1983 Movie Quotes


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  Flick? Flick who? (full quote)
  Aunt Clara had not only lived under the delusion that I was perpetually four years old, but also, a girl. (full quote)
  Ralphie:Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son-of-a-bitch! (full quote)
  Aha, the Bumpus hounds! Da-da-da-da-da-daah! Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses had over 785 smelly hound dogs, and they ignored every other human being on earth except my old man! (full quote)
  Aha, the Bumpus hounds! Da-da-da-da-da-daah! Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses, had over 785 smelly hound dogs, and they ignored every other human being on earth except my old man! (full quote)
3505 Randy will you eat? There are starving people in China! (full quote)
4112 augh, got a blowout! (full quote)
  1. How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight? 2. Send the deed for Christ's sake. I mean, I didn't expect them to deliver the whole damn bowling alley. (full quote)
  Now, I know some of you put Flick up to this. But he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame. And I'm sure that the guilt you feel is far worse thatn any punishment you might recieve. Now don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you've done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick. (full quote)
  Now, I know some of you put Flick up to this. But he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame. And I'm sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might recieve. Now don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you've done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick. (full quote)
  RANDY: C'mon guys, wait up! C'mon, guys! C'mon guys, wait up! (A kid passes by and accidentally knocks RANDY down) KID: Hey, kid! RANDY: I can't get up! I CAN'T GET UP! RAL-PHIE! I CAN'T GET UP, RALPHIE! (full quote)
DirtySteve In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obsenity, that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. (full quote)
4184 you'll shoot you eye out! (full quote)
  You'll shoot your eye out! (full quote)
  You'll shoot your eye out! (full quote)
  You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas...Ho...Ho...Ho. (full quote)
3225 It...it...it was...soap poisoning (full quote)
3225 I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS down! (full quote)
  FLICK: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! SCHWARTZ: That's 'cause you konw it'll stick! FLICK: You're full of it! SCHWARTZ: Oh yeah?! FLICK: Yeah! SCHWARTZ: Well I double-DOG-dare ya! NARRATOR: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. (full quote)
  Aha! The FUSE is out! (full quote)
  I shot my eye out! (full quote)
  BE SURE TO DRINK your OVALTINE.OVALTINE?A CRUMMY CHAMERCIAL?SON-OF-A BITCH!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
4858 . . . an official Red Ryder carbon action bb gun, with a compass and a stock and this thing that tells time. (full quote)
4858 Show mommy how the piggies eat . . . Mommy's little piggy! (full quote)
4307 1. Tell me where you heard that word. 2. Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man, but I chickened out, and blurted out the first name that came to mind: 'Schwartz' 1. Oh, I see (puts soap back in Ralphie's mouth). (full quote)
4997 F-R-A-G-I-L-E must be Italion #2 I think that says fragile (full quote)
4307 1. Hey, smartass, I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a light pole in winter, and he said that it would freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. He knows, because he saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad tie on a bet, and they had to get the fire department to come get the guy's tongue off, because he couldn't get it off. 2. You're full of it. (full quote)
4307 1. Don't be shooting any wild animals or birds! 2. Except the Bumpuses dogs! (full quote)
4307 Everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat. (full quote)
5437 I like the Easter Bunny! (full quote)
  Dad: YOURE JUST JEALOUSE, BECAUSE I WON. Mom: JEALOUSE, THAT IS THE UGLIEST LOOKING LAMP I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE life. Dad: Where's the glue. Mom: We're out of glue. Dad: YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE. Narratore: As my old man thought of his last final battle words, all he could come up with, was- Dad: NOTTAFINGA!!!! (full quote)
4307 Aunt Clara had, for years, labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl. (full quote)
4307 In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan (a.k.a. the lost lyrics to 'If I Were A Rich Man'). (full quote)
4307 My father worked with profanity the same way artists worked with oils or clay. (full quote)
4307 Some of us are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. (full quote)
6034 It was... It was... soap Poisoning! (full quote)
  I double dog dare you (full quote)
7151 Meatloaf, Meatloaf, Double Beat-loaf. I hate meatloaf. (full quote)
7151 Meatloaf, Meatloaf, Double Beat-loaf. I hate meatloaf. (full quote)
7151 Sons of bitches, Bumpases!!! (full quote)
8034 I like the wizard of oz (full quote)
  you'll shoot you eye out kid (full quote)
  I can't get up, Ralphie! I can't get up Ralphie!! (full quote)
4307 Getting ready to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving. (full quote)
  Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie! (full quote)
  i wanna be santa, i wanna be santa... (full quote)
4307 Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years. (full quote)
Gods_Hands Only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex in the window. (full quote)
8487 Holy smokes! It was 6:45! only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the glow of electric sex, gleaming in the window. (full quote)
8487 'Oh, fudge!' Only it didn't come out 'fudge'. You know the one I'm talking about. It came out the big one. The mother of all dirty words. The F dash dash dash word! (full quote)
8487 1) Do you know what Ralphie just said? 2) What? (1 whispers the 'F' word into the phone) 2) NO!! NOT THAT!!!!!! 1) Do you know where he heard that word? 2) Probably from his father! 1) No! He heard it from your son! 2) WHAT!!?? WHAT!!?? WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!???!! (full quote)
8487 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Sonavabitch! (full quote)
8487 I slowly realized that I was not about to be destroyed! (full quote)
8487 I was dead! what was I in for? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack or the Chinese water torture? Mere child's play compared to what I was facing! (full quote)
8487 The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to Terra Hote! (full quote)
8487 If he thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot! (full quote)
8487 Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca! (full quote)
8487 I'll see you in Oz, folks! (full quote)
8487 1) I'm not color-blind. 2) I'm not color-blind, either. (full quote)
8487 You look like a deranged Easter Bunny! (full quote)
10993 -Oh My God I shot my eye out! >Ralphie you be careful out there, don't shoot your eye out. -She hadn't seen! She didn't know! (full quote)
10993 It's smiling at me. (full quote)
  NOT A FINGER! (full quote)
  Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. (full quote)
12136 what happened next would remain a family controversy for years. (full quote)
12136 Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!! (full quote)
12136 I don't know what happened. I was watering my plant and I...broke your lamp. (full quote)
4307 Adios, Bart, but if you do come back, you'll be pushin' up daisies, and don't you forget it! (full quote)
4307 Okay, Black Bart, now you get yours. (full quote)
  NARRATOR: Round one was over. Parents one, kids zip! I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened next was inevitible. MOM: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? NARRATOR: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! RALPHIE: IwantanofficialRedRyderCarbineAction200shotRangeModelAir- Rifle...oooo! MOM: No, you'll shoot your eye out! NARRATOR: Oh no, it was the classic mother BB gun block! (Laughs) 'You'll shoot you eye out'! (full quote)
  NARRATOR: Some of us are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. DAD:...son of a BITCH would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!...Hold it! Shh! (Turns off the water. The furnace goes haywire) Aha! AHA! IT'S A CLINK-EEERRRRRRR!!! That blasted, stupid furnace! Dadgummit! (Starts to go downstairs [AUDIENCE: Watch your step!] HUGE crash [Oops, too late!]) Damn skates! (Coughs violently) Oh, for Chrissake, open that damper, will ya?! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN! Aw, blast it! [AUDIENCE: 'If I were a rich man...'](Starts screaming in gibberish) NARRATOR: In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging somewhere in space over Lake Michigan. (full quote)
  C'mon, cry for me! (full quote)
10047 1) where's Flick? 2) Flick? Flick who? (full quote)
  WOw Tha's great! (full quote)
4969 Meatloaf Meatloaf Double Beat Loaf I Hate Meatloaf. (full quote)
13528 You used up all the glue, ON PURPOSE! (full quote)
4307 1 (singing). The Wonderful Wizard of (spoken) there they are. I'll see you in Oz, folks. Well, did you see Santa Claus? 2. Yeah. 1. Did you tell him what you wanted for Christmas? 2. Yeah. 1. Did he ask you if you'd been a good boy all year? 2. No. 1. Don't worry, he knows. He always knows. (full quote)
4307 1. Oh, my goodness. Look at the time! I hope Santa Claus hasn't had to pass up this house because some boys weren't in bed when he stopped by. 2. Yeah, I thought that I heard Santa's sleigh bells a little while ago, going up the other side of the street. (full quote)
13901 I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!! (full quote)
  You'll shoot your eye out, kid! (full quote)
18323 Oh fffffuuuudge. (full quote)
  How about a nice...Football? Football? Football?! whats a football? (full quote)
  The theme I have been waiting for all my life! Listen to this sentence...'A red ryder bb gun with this thing that tells time!' Poetry! Pure Poetry! Ralph...an A+ (full quote)
  I had one when i was 8 years old. Well what if he hurts himself..Ralphie your coat!!!! (full quote)
  Schwartz created a breach of ettiquete by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! (full quote)
22841 [ On the way back from getting the tree, the tire blew out, The Old Man lost the bolts and Ralphie has said the ''F'' word ] Mother: [ Takes soap out of Ralphie's mouth ] All right... where did you hear that word? Ralphie [ Narrating ] Now I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists would work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. But... I chickened out, and I blurted out the first name that came to mind: Ralphie as kid: SCHWARTZ! Mother: Oh... I see. [ Puts soap back into Ralphies mouth, goes to phone, calls out Mrs. Schwartz ] Mother: Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes. I'm fine. Um... Mrs. Schwarts, do you know what Ralph just said? Mrs. Schwartz: [ On phone, indistinct ] Mother: No. He said... [ Whispers curse word ] Mrs. Schwartz: NO! NOT THAT! Mother: Yes, that. Do you know where he heard it? Mrs. Schwartz: Probably from his father. Mother: NO! HE HEARD IT FROM YOUR SON! Mrs. Schwartz: WHAAAAT?! WHAAAT?! WHAAAAAAAT?! [ Sound of footsteps, spanking sound, screaming sound ] (full quote)
  what I want for Christmas. what I want for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB-gun with a compass and a stalk and this thing which tells time. Wow, that's great. (full quote)
  Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses, had at least seven hundred and eighty five smelly hound dogs. And they ignored every other human being on earth except my old man. (full quote)
  You should see what it looks like from out here! (full quote)
  Halfway around the block Shwartz was getting his (full quote)
  I like the wizard of oz... I like the tin man (full quote)
  1)Get over here. 2) who me? 1) nah your aunt too, Yeah you get over here. (full quote)
22841 [ The Old Man is fighting the furnace and swearing, the mother goes into living room ] Ralphie as Narrator: what happened next was a family controversy for years. The Old Man: YOU [ Curse word ] MONDANG NOODLE! YOU [ Curse word ]!!! [ Curse Word ] ...CACA! [ Sound of Old Man's prize lamp falling onto floor, Old Man runs up stairs, to Ralphie, quickly ] Old Man: what was that? what happened? [ Ralphie shrugs shoulders ] Old Man: [ Walks into living room ] what happened? what broke? Mother: I don't know what happened. I was watering my plant and I... broke your lamp. Old Man: Don't you touch it! DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT! You were ALWAYS jealous of this lamp. Mother: Jealous of a plastic la-- Old Man: JEALOUS! JEALOUS BECAUSE I WON! Mother: That's ridiculous. Jealos--jealous of what?! That is... the ugliest lamp I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Ralphie as Narrator: Now it was out. Old Man: Get the glue. Mother: We're OUT of glue. Old Man: THAT'S IT! YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE... ON PURPOSE! Ralphie as Narrator: The Old Man stood quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was... Old Man: NOT A FINGER! (full quote)
16680 he looks like a pink nightmare (full quote)
  Well its a bluuuue ball. (full quote)
  ahhhhh a can of salmon eyes. (full quote)
20947 Ralph: Don't bother me. I'm, uh, thinking. (full quote)
20947 Dad: He looks like a deranged Easter bunny. Oh, he does not! Dad: He looks like a pink nightmare. (full quote)
  Now it is well known in the midwest that the Old Man is a turkey junky, a bonafide golly turkaconis freak (full quote)
  He had Yellow eyes! So help Me, Yellow Eyes! (full quote)
  Ralphie:I want an official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200 shot Range Model Air Rifle (smiles) Santa: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. (Ralphies smile automaticaly changes into a surprised look) Marry Christmas, HO-HO-HO(pushes Ralphie down he slide) (full quote)
24986 Fra-gee-lay! Must be Italian. (full quote)
24986 Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes! (full quote)
24986 (CHINESE WAITERS) Deck the harrs with bought of horry, Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra! (full quote)
  Ralphie fake crying: MOM THERE WAS THIS ICICLE AND IT FELL OF THE garage AND IT HIT ME IN THE EYE AND IT BROKE MY GLASSES (full quote)
25984 You used up all the glue on purpose! (full quote)
25984 Now that star is crooked! (full quote)
25984 It's undescribibly beautiful! It reminds me of the fourth of July! (full quote)
25984 It's a major award! (full quote)
25984 A Statue! Ralphie...!? (full quote)
25984 It's six oclock! only one thing you drag me away from the glow of electric sex gleaming in the window... (full quote)
25984 I told you not to use White Boy! (full quote)
25984 what brought you to this lonely stage? (full quote)
25984 If ya'll come back you'll be pushing up daisies! (full quote)
  We burst into the cornucopia, quivering with desire (full quote)
20947 He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. (full quote)
  My old man could replace a fuse faster than a jack rabbit on a date. He bought them by the gross. (full quote)
  Robert Gill! Farcus' little toad. His lips curled over his green teeth. (full quote)
  Robert Gill! Farcus' little toad. His lips curled over his green teeth. (full quote)
  He had yellow eyes. (full quote)
  I looked up and there he was. Scut Fargus. Scut Fargus, what a rotten name! Scut Fargus, looking up at me with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes! (full quote)
20947 Oh my God, I shot my eye out! (full quote)
  sons a bitchin... bumpuses (full quote)
  Put your arms down when you get to school. (full quote)
  1)You sure were bawling. 2) I Neva Bawed! (full quote)
  1)Say Uncle! 2)Uncaa! 1)Uncle! 2)Uncaaaaa!! 1)Louder! 2)UNCAAAAAAA!!! (full quote)
  Ah skunked again.No matter. Today I had serious work to do. (full quote)
  I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present. (full quote)
  I won I won I won! A major prize A major prize A major prize! Tonight Tonight Tonight its coming tonight! (full quote)
  You know a guy in Terre Haute won a bowling alley. (full quote)
  Oh, can I please have some more? My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years. (full quote)
  I'll open up his mouth and SHOVE it in. My mother was more suttle. Now this is your trough. Show mommy how the piggies eat. Naargh Naargh Naargh. Huh huh huh Naargh Nargh. Oh mommy's little piggy. (full quote)
  My God! There could be anything in there!!! (jumps right in and throws straw everywhere) Maybe they forgot. Oh its somewhere. Its got to be somewhere. Oh boy oh boy. Would you look at that? Would you look at that? what is it? Its a leg. But what is it? Its a leg. Like, like a statue. Ralphie: Yeah a statue! (touching leg). Mom: Ralphie! (full quote)
  The old man's eyes boggled. (full quote)
  Right in the middle of our front room window! (full quote)
  (staring at 32 electric plugs) Well, its just...one too many. (full quote)
  Oh look at that! Would you look at that? Its, Its, It's indescribably beautiful. It reminds me of the Fourth Of July. Turn off the lights I want to see what it looks like from the street. Mom: Couldn't we talk this over? Ralphie: I'll go get the dining room. (full quote)
  what is that? 2)Don't bother me can't you see I'm busy. 1)Yeah but what is that? 2)Its a, its a major award. 1) A major award! You won that? 2) Yeah. Its, you see, its mind power Sweed... Oh! You should see what it looks like from outside. (full quote)
  F! You call this a paragraph? Margins! Margins! Margins! F! Oh, my life's work down the drain! F! Oh I can't read them. (comes to Ralphie's) Oh, the theme I have been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence. A red ryder bb gun, compass in the stock, and this thing that tells time. Poetry! Scheer poetry! Ralphie, A+++++ (Ralphie blows kisses to the crowd, then gets carried around the room by his classmates while the teacher leads the celebration). (back to reality)Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Is there something you want Ralph? I'm just turning in my theme. Well you can take your seat now. (full quote)
  1)Don't want to waste electricity. 2)(mocking) Don't wanna waste electricity. (full quote)
  salesman)We got 300 trees. This here is the Christmas tree emporium of the whole midwest. Look at this tree. Aint no needles coming off this tree (thousands of needles fall off). This aint no tree. This here is a tree. Mom) It looks a little skimpy in the front. salesman) Well, you can just put it in the corner. Dad)Haven't you got a Big tree? salesman) Yeah! Hell, this aint no tree! This here is a tree. Dad (giddy): Hah ha, look at the needles there (touches tree lovingly) Mom: Don't you think its a little big? Dad)Oh no. You know Christmas only comes once a year. How much? salesman) I'll knock off two bucks because I can see your a man who knows his trees. Mom) This isn't one of those trees where all the needles fall off is it? salesman)Naah, that's them Balsams. The old man loved bargaining as much as an Arab trader, and he was twice as shrewd. Dad) You know the neighbors bought one of those brand new plastic trees. (salesman gets a look of disgust on his face). Dad)This thing looks like it was made of...green pipecleaners (laughing) Mom: Its a very nice tree Dad) Naah. salesman) I'll throw in some rope and tie it to your car for you Dad) Sold!! (full quote)
  Ah ha Ah ha Ah ha. 4 Minutes! Time me! (full quote)
  He always saw himself in the pits of the Indianapolis Speedway in the 500. (full quote)
  My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber. (full quote)
  (It was the first time that it had been suggested that I go help my father with anything.) Mom said I should help. Dad)Oh yeah? Ralphie)Yeah! (full quote)
  FOr one brief moment I saw all of the bolts silouetted against the lights of the traffic. And then they were gone. (full quote)
  Mom: Everything go alright? Ralphie)Silent (full quote)
  Over the years I came to be quite the conosseur of soaps. (full quote)
  what'd I do mom? I didn't do nothing! AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHH Half a block away Scwartz was getting his. (full quote)
  There has never been a kid who didn't belive, vaguely but insistently, that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21. And then they'd be sorry. (full quote)
  what brought you to this loooowly state? (full quote)
  Well, I'll manage to get along...somehow! (full quote)
  (All the students bring in small gifts for the teacher, Ralphie brings a huge fruit basket, she stares dumbly at it for 10 seconds). Ralphie: Well, I just thought you'd be getting tired of the same old stuff. Narater: Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurt. teacher: Well, thank you very much. (Ralphie gives her a huge wink) teacher) Merry chrismas...Happy New Year....You can take your seat now. (full quote)
  Honors and benefits, already at the age of 9. (full quote)
  Remember: Annie is depending on you. Here is the message. (full quote)
  Pierre was in great voice tonight. I could tell that tonight's message was REALLY important. (full quote)
  Randy: Come on Ralphie I gotta go! Mom: Ralphie, Randy has got to go. Ralphie: I said I'll be right out! (full quote)
  I went out to face the world again...wiser (full quote)
  Randy...show me how the piggies eat... (full quote)
  A plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus (full quote)
  Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Hot damn! Tonight! Tonight! (full quote)
10929 Jingle Bells. (full quote)
10929 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. (full quote)
  oh my god, i shot my eye out (full quote)
  Fra-gee-lay! Must be Italian..... (full quote)
  ho.ho.ho merry christmas kid (full quote)
  those icicles have been know to kill people! (full quote)
  I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! (full quote)
  I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! (full quote)
  NOTTAFINGA!! (full quote)
35404 Meatloaf, schmeatloaf, double beat loaf I hate meatloaf. (full quote)
  I told you not to use lifebuoy! (full quote)
  Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! (full quote)
  fragile ust be italian (full quote)
37904 Now it is well known throughout the midwest that the old man is a turkey junky, a bonafide golly turkacnis freak. (full quote)
  Mom) Come down so I can see you better. Aww, isn't the most precious thing I've seen in my life (Brother laughing Ralph) Shut up Randy Dad) He looks like a pink nightmare Mom) He does not! Dad) He does too he looks likea derranged easter bunny. Are you happy wearing that? (Shakes head) Do you wanna take it off? (nods) Ok, tell the kid he can take it off Mom) Alright you'll only wear it when Aunt Martha comes to visit (runs up stairs) Dad)TAKE IT OFF!! (full quote)
38346 Randy: Wow...yiiippee...it's a zepplin!! Dad: A can of simonize. (full quote)
  notafinga! (full quote)
  Deck the halls with boughs of ha-ry- fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra. (full quote)
  SANTA: How about a nice....football? RALPHIE (thinking): Football? whats a football? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- They traded Bullfrog, I don't believe it. #2- what's that? #1- The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders. #2- That's nice. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- what is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse? #2- Ah, Victor. His name is Victor. #1- How the H*** did you know that? #2- Everybody knows that. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Bud says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Holy Smokes! It was 6:45, only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleeming in the window. (full quote)
  Go lie down ralpie i gotta take a shit and your in my way (full quote)
  Kids, it's Little Orphan Annie time! Brought to you by rich, chocolately Ovaltine! (full quote)
  i like the tin man (full quote)
  Ah, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revalries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world; the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. (full quote)
  Carter: Anything is possible if you just believe. (full quote)
  DAD: Fraj-ee-lay....must be Italian. MOM: Honey I think that says fragile. (full quote)
  They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears... (full quote)
  My mother had not had a hot meal FOR HERSELF in 15 years. (full quote)
  Serves you right, you smelly buggers! (full quote)
  Look, honey, it's Italian. (full quote)
TyeDi In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan. (full quote)
  He Looks Like A Pink Nightmare!!! (full quote)
  Not a Fingah! (full quote)
10929 --I like Santa. --Yeah. (full quote)
10929 I triple-dog-dare ya! (full quote)
Boomstick He looks like a pink nightmare. (full quote)
Boomstick Oh, no...pulverized. (full quote)
  I like the Tin man (full quote)
10929 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. (full quote)
  DAD- He looks like a deranged Easter bunny. Mom- He does not! Dad- Yeah he does, he looks like a pink nightmare! (full quote)
  Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! (full quote)
gameboy20000 You'll shoot your eye out! (full quote)
ptaint Fra-gee-lay, it must be Italian... (full quote)
AcmeMarvin #1- Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo? #2-Swallowed a yo-yo? #1- Yeah on a bet. Some clodhopper down in Griffith, Indiana. #2- They write the silliest things in the newspapers. #1- What do you mean, silly? I mean that's real news. That's not like that politics slop. (full quote)
AcmeMarvin #1- Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo? #2- Swallowed a yo-yo? #1- On a bet. Some clodhopper down in Griffith, Indiana. (full quote)
10929 Holy Cow! It's the fire department! (full quote)