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Max Dugan Returns - 1983 Movie Quotes

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3225 1) He's gonna go into philosophy 2) Why? 1) Cause that's what he wanted 2) Who told you that 1) Mr. Wichenstein 2) Who's Mr. Wichenstein 1) Mr. Parker 2) Mr. Parker is Mr. Wichenstein! did he tell you?! (full quote)
3225 1) My name isn't Parker 2) Its not? 1) No. Its Wichenstein 2) Wichenstein? 1) Gus Wichenstein (full quote)
3225 1) It has an ice crusher 2) DON'T CRUSH ICE! DON'T CRUSH ANYTHING! (full quote)
3225 1) Sorry I'm late my car was stolen 2) what kind of car was it maybe I know where it is? 1) A volkswagen 2) nah it wasn't none of my boys. (full quote)
10929 My heart and sundry other valves have turned in their notice. (full quote)
10929 --Can you make any money in philosophy? --It depends on which one you have. (full quote)