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Mr. Mom - 1983 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4117 Erve, I wasn't even IN aisle 5! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Wanna beer? 2) It's seven o'clock in the morning! 1) Scotch? 2) Not during business hours. (full quote)
DirtySteve 220, 221 whatever it takes (full quote)
4927 I'm here to check for bugs. Hope I don't find any! (full quote)
1990 Now listen to me, I understand that you little guys start out with your wouby's, and you think they are great...and they are. They are terrific, but pretty soon a wouby isn't enough. Your out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, maybe even a quilt. Then the next thing you know your strung out on bedspreads, Ken! That's serious! Now gimmie the wouby. (full quote)
5161 *Mom looks at Ken's soggy slippers* Dad:Oh, I didn't want his feet to get wet (full quote)
4927 Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong... I know what I'm doing. (full quote)
4927 A) Can I get you a beer Ron? B) It's 7:30 in the morning! A) Scotch? (full quote)
7937 Ron Richardson: Are you going to use a 220 connection on that? Jack Butler: 220, 221, whatever it takes. (full quote)
7937 Jack Butler: You wanna beer? Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Jack Butler: Scotch? (full quote)
  He's marrrrrriiiiieeeeddddd .....! So were WE once ... (full quote)
  You're doing it wrong. (full quote)
  I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines...Megan and I are starting to watch the same tv shows, and I'm liking em'...I'm losing it. (full quote)
  Could I have a moment to myself, please? (full quote)
10528 Scooner Tuna, the tuna with heart! (full quote)
  You fed a baby CHILI!!!! (full quote)
18023 1)Why are they all honking. 2)Because you're doing it wrong. (full quote)
  You ever talk to my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out! (full quote)
  Ron walks in to pick Carolyn up for work, and Jack is standing there chainsaw in hand... How about a trim on that tash Ron?? (full quote)
23754 You're doing it wrong! (full quote)
23754 You're doing it wrong! (full quote)
24366 Hey, Madison Avenue....lighten up! (full quote)
10929 --Are you going to use a 220 connection on that? --220, 221, whatever it takes. (full quote)
10929 I'm a regular Phil Donahue here. (full quote)
10929 This is nuts! (full quote)
  (upstairs in bedroom)LOOK JOAN; JACK; CAROLYN WELL NOW THAT WE GOT THE NAMES STRAIGHT YOU WANNA TELL ME what THE HELL IS GOING ON (full quote)
  CAMPAIGNE BUBBLING IN THE backGROUND! you heard that? (full quote)
  ForGET the toilet paper! (full quote)
  If you need me, I'll be at the gym or the gun club. (full quote)
  You fed a baby chili? (full quote)
  Z, you're not going to do anything. 'Cause you're in love with your wife. (full quote)
29939 Kenny, don't paint your sister! (full quote)
29939 (1) Wow, what a house! (2) Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. 1) Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it. (1) Eh...hand me down. (full quote)
29939 (1) Joan (2) Jack (1) Caroline? (2) Well now that we have our names straight, do you mind telling me how I come home early from out of town, and I find another woman in our bedroom? (full quote)
29939 (1) You did it didn't you? You fired these guys for all they contributed. (2) Jack. (1) Oh don't Jack me, after all of the support. (2) Jack. (1) Oh man, the devotion they gave you. (2) You're fired too. (1) Now I'm fired. I'm fired? You son of a bitch!! (full quote)
29939 (1) Here's my phone number, Jack, in case you need anything. I know how hard taking care of children can be. (2) Thanks Joan. Uh..what does it say down here? (1) Anytime (full quote)
  Was his manager Dead or Alive? (full quote)
  He didnt watch Rocky last night... (full quote)
  north to pick up, south to drop off MORON (full quote)
  kenny, i told you not to touch the oranges.... (full quote)
  EVER TRY THOSE SUN PURE FROZEN ENTRAYS UGH MY DOG WOULDN'T EAT THEM. (full quote)
  where does mommy keep the extra diapers? ..... cowards!!! (full quote)
  My brain is like oatmeal. (full quote)
  Hi Jack, I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong (full quote)
  Could I....have a moment to myself, please? (kicks back and parts his hair.) (full quote)
  I heard champagne chilling in the background!!! Teri Garr- You heard that? (full quote)
  just get bologna mister (full quote)
  Ron? And who might Ron be? (full quote)
4927 A) Irv, clean up in Aisle 5! B) Irv, I wasn't even in Aisle 5!! (full quote)
4927 [Son]: Mom, it's a jungle out there. (Mother glares at husband) [Husband]: what? I don't know where he gets that? (full quote)
4927 A) I like to do a little bit of everything Ron. I sculpt, paint, write poetry... B) Well, you sound like a handy guy. (full quote)
4927 Honey, if you call and I'm not home, I'm either at the gym or the gun club. (full quote)
4927 A) Here, Kenny, you hold the money. B) I better hold the money, Dad. money makes him crazy! (full quote)
4927 A) I called your hotel room and I heard champagne chilling in the background! B) You heard that?! A) HA! (full quote)
4927 You fed a baby chili?!! (full quote)
4927 Mom calls the vacuum cleaner 'Jaws'? (full quote)
10929 --I have the right of way. --good. Settle out of court. (full quote)
10929 --what did you use? A .38? --.38. .39...what ever it took. (full quote)
24986 (1) Erve, clean up on line seven! (2) Erve, I wasn't even in line seven! (full quote)
24986 (1) Hi. Here trade you. Your kid for mine. (2) Thank you.... I don't have any kids! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Just get bologna, Mister... (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Serious poker... (full quote)
34986 (on the phone discussing a soap opera): It's gotta be Todd's. What...Tony's? Tony had a vasectomy. Waddya mean it didn't take! (full quote)
40905 I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.
(full quote)
43056 220, 221 whatever it takes (full quote)
chasprice Honey, if you call and I'm not here I'll be at the gym or the gun club. (full quote)
chasprice Your mom calls the vacuum clenaer Jaws? (full quote)
chasprice 1) You want a beer? 2) It's 7 o'clock in the morning! 1) Scotch? (full quote)