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Strange Brew - 1983 Movie Quotes


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3529 If I didnt have puke breath, I'd kiss ya. (full quote)
4119 No way, ay. He was in the crease. (full quote)
4119 Take off, you hoser. (full quote)
5539 Statue a' Liberty.......Take off you fleshy headed mutant!!!!! (full quote)
5539 (1)maybe this will rekindle your memory..give it to her!(2)its my last one!(1)now!(2)okay here you go......its a jelly..... (full quote)
5539 1-I have a photographic memory, I never forget a thing.2-Good that will be helpful in the case then.1-Anything I can do to help.2-Thats a nice sculpture, who is it?Napoloen?1-No, no its Bonaparte.2-Oh okay,who was the sculptor?1-oh i cant remember, I'm terrible with names.2- I thought you said you had a photographic memory? (awkward silence) (full quote)
3225 We found a mouse in this beer, eh (full quote)
3225 We found a mouse in this beer, eh (full quote)
  1)He's dead, what did you give him?2)Oh, just a thing, a hyperdermic needle. (full quote)
4108 1.) I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. 2.) He saw Jedi 17 times, eh! (full quote)
jevans68 1.Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here? 2.I didn't notice anything. (full quote)
9256 Geez, I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it! (full quote)
9256 1: Objection, you can not split pleas like that. 2: Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh. (full quote)
10602 It's not a dream, it's in your underwear. (full quote)
9821 DOUG: Those big cons are gonna' love you, eh. BOB: what do ya' mean? DOUG: Your a cute little guy. There gonna' be LOVIN' you from dawn until dusk. BOB: Where are you gonna' be? DOUG: I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes. (full quote)
  MY BrothER ALWAYS SAID THAT DROWNING IN BEER WOULD BE LIKE HEAVEN. WELL, MY BrothERS NOT HERE AND I HAVE TO SOAKERS...THIS SUCKS. (full quote)
  MY BrothER ALWAYS SAID THAT DROWNING IN BEER WOULD BE LIKE HEAVEN. WELL, MY BrothER'S NOT HERE AND I GOT 2 SOAKERS.....THIS ISN'T HEAVEN THIS SUCKS. (full quote)
12120 My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven..... well my brother isn't here and I've got two soakers. This isn't heaven this sucks. (full quote)
12364 All the bowling alley's were destroyed. So I spent most of my time...looking for BEER! (full quote)
12674 1.) You killed him! He's dead! I'm a witness! Police! Police! 2.) I didn't do nothin'! 1.) My brother's a murderer! 2.) Take off! (full quote)
12979 Ohhh, my left nut. (full quote)
12979 1) My brother's a murderer! 2) Take off! 1) Oh, he's not dead, his chest's moving. (full quote)
12979 Last one in the house is a... a big idiot. (full quote)
12979 I'm takin' you to the looney bin, then I'm goin' to the brewery. (full quote)
13821 Thanks son. what took you 5 minutes,would have taken us 5 hours! (full quote)
14240 Me and my brother used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven. Now he's not here and I got two soakers. This isn't heaven this sucks. (full quote)
  This movie was shot in 3-B--three beers and it looks good... (full quote)
  Judge: I would advise you, Mr McKenzie, not to speak unless you are spoken to. Bob McKenzie: He's starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he'll be sending me out for beers. (full quote)
17157 Me and my brother used to think drowning in beer would be like heaven. Now he's not here...I've got two soakers, this isn't heaven...this SUCKS! (full quote)
  (1)Looks like hes bummed out. (2)Stick a pin in 'is bum, eh? (1)NO WAY!!!! whatr u on, Valium?????(2)Maybe... (full quote)
  (1)Looks like hes bummed out. (2)Stick a pin in 'is bum, eh? (1)NO WAY!!!! whatr u on, Valium?????(2)Maybe... (full quote)
  It figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer. (full quote)
  Let them see how big the screen is. (full quote)
  Hey - Somebody horked our clothes eh? (full quote)
  I am your father luke, give in to the dark side of the force you knob (full quote)
Marvin Acme Luke give in to the dark side of the force you knob. (full quote)
27700 1)Luke I'm your father you knob 2) He saw Jedi 17 times eh. (full quote)
1ajas Zoom out, eh. Let's show them how big the screen is, eh. .. Like normally we just have Great White north, eh, but look we got .. what's that over there? Ok, like England, Ireland and France, eh. He's a genious. He knows the islands. (full quote)
1ajas This movie was shot in 3B, three beers and it looks good, eh? (full quote)
1ajas Geez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you. (full quote)
  Lawyers are for sucks (full quote)
  Doug: Somebody horked our clothes! Bob: Geez, who'd want to hork our clothes, eh? (full quote)
  My burps are giving me whip-lash eh. (full quote)
  The power of the force stops you you hosers (full quote)
  Take off you hoser! (full quote)
  Ow My Left Nut!! (full quote)
  Doug: Are you a good or bad mutant? Bob: No way, eh. Radiation has made me a menace to society, eh. (full quote)
  The roof just blew off the institute... (full quote)
  They did this on their album (crowd starts booing) (full quote)
  BOB:Growl, will you lion? DOUG:Yeah, come oh eh? Crank his tail, eh? B:Stick a pin in his bum. D:No way ,eh? B:What are you on Valium? B:Oh jez, we better start the movie (full quote)
  BOB: Did you see the way she was lookin' at me? DOUG: Yeah, because she thought you were some kind of freak! (full quote)
1ajas I do. I do. I guess were married, clerk. Where's the honeymoon? Order. Order. Give me a toasted back of bacon, hold the toast. I must instruct you not to speak unless you are spoken to. Geez, he's starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he'll be sending me out for beers. (full quote)
1ajas You want to know how to WRECK a movie, eh. Take a jar of months into the theater, eh and let .. and then like uh release them at a point in the movie when you know what's going to happen, eh and then all of the moths will fly up to the projection booth window and cloud it up and you can demand your money back. (full quote)
1ajas You know who that guy is? That's Jean LaRose, Montreal Canadien rookie of the year two years ago. Doesn't play hockey no more. Take off! He's a cop and he knows your lying about the mouse in the bottle and he's gonna arrest you and I'm a witness. (full quote)
1ajas (wearing a black goalies mask) (makes deep breathng noise) I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. (full quote)
1ajas (going down a hill with no brakes) No point in steering now. (full quote)
1ajas (in jail) Chip here, does the killing. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh. Like, we got over $5 billion in our hide out. Only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spending it. We's just waiting. You's guys like a smoke? No way, eh! We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. (full quote)
1ajas Shut up! I could crush your head .. like a nut .. but I won't .. because I need you. (full quote)
Marvin Acme My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer. #2-Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh... #1-Let me try, I'm a genius. (full quote)
Marvin Acme There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Somebody hoarked our clothes! (full quote)
Marvin Acme All hosers in Russia and Hawaii and England, welcome to our movie eh. (full quote)
Marvin Acme That was no goal y'know, they was in the crease! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Delvecchio's hurt Gretzky, they're in the dressing room...finding out what's to be done. #2- Pulford and Holman have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank Mahovlich is one of the strongest guys in the league, he has made out okay, but what a fight! #1- ...and now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litzenburger and Saunders are going... (full quote)
crowecat How's it going, eh? (full quote)
crowecat Don't wreck our show, you hoser! (full quote)
crowecat Jeez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke-breath, I'd kiss you. (full quote)
crowecat (Farting sound)Awh, you farted! (full quote)
crowecat We made a movie, eh. So, we're goin' to show that now. (full quote)
crowecat what kinda movie is this?Zoom in on this, eh. (full quote)
crowecat Take off, that's beer money, eh. (full quote)
crowecat 1) what are you doing? 2) Just testing the brakes, eh, they feel a little soft. (full quote)
crowecat Last one in the house is a big idiot. Take off, eh. (full quote)
crowecat (driving van)Did you ever notice,like in movies, they don't look at the road for a long time, eh? (full quote)
crowecat My brother's got a bleedin' nose, eh. We need some kleenex or something. (full quote)
crowecat 1)Ewh, You farted! 2) No, it wasn't me, it was the chair,eh. (full quote)
44723 It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction. (full quote)
46800 1)Who's driving? 2)You are...in case she sues for whiplash I don't know you...I'm just a hitch-hiker, eh? (full quote)
46800 1)what the stink are they doing in there? 2)Would you like me to tilt your chair back? 1)Shut up. (full quote)
bdgraham You want free beer, go to the brewery... Now get outta here before I put the two of you in a bottle!! (full quote)
TrueKanadian -Those cons are going to love you- you're a cute little guy. -what about you, what are you gonna do? -I'll be in the back, sellin' smokes. (full quote)
AcmeMarvin #1- Delvecchio's hurt Gretzky, they're in the dressing room...finding out what's to be done. #2- Pulford and Holamn have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank Mahovlich is one of the strongest guys in the league, he has made out okay, but what a fight! #1- ...and now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litenburger and Saunders are going... (full quote)
AcmeMarvin #1- Delvecchio's hurt Gretzky, they're in the dressing room...finding out what's to be done. #2- Pulford and Holman have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank Mahovlich is one of the strongest guys in the league, he has made out okay, but what a fight! #1- ...and now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litenburger and Saunders are going... (full quote)