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Trading Places - 1983 Movie Quotes


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darricke back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain! (full quote)
bigcat58 Jacuzzi? See, I knew y'all was faggots! (full quote)
bigcat58 I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me. And it was all because of this terrible Negro. (full quote)
bigcat58 And no more god dman jerky beef! (full quote)
3848 And she stepped on the ball! (full quote)
892 1)Mother always said you were greedy2)She meant it as a compliment (full quote)
  Im a Karate man I bruise on the inside. (full quote)
4863 Merry New Year (full quote)
5943 20,000! last week I saw a cheque in the Duke's account for 50,000!!! (full quote)
  Give me a shot Lois.. I'll do all the nice things you like...!! (full quote)
  Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear . . . that's the other guy's problem. (full quote)
  Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! i said who's been putting their Kools out on my floor.. It's Persian..!! (full quote)
5943 If you beat up on so many cops, how comes we don't see no scrathes on you? Coz i'm a karate man, bruise on the inside, don't show my weaknesses (full quote)
5943 didn't i tell you the phone is broke in my limousine so i can't call my bitches? (full quote)
5943 it's new years...let them have their fun. (full quote)
5943 my brother numsi!!! aboya aboya aboya huh...aboya aboya aboya huh (full quote)
5943 Yahh, I am Swedish. But you are wearing Lederhosen! (full quote)
5943 Want some Beef Jerky? (full quote)
5943 i've been waiting for you billy-Ray (full quote)
5943 this is Angel-Dust! PCP!...DO YOU KNOW what THIS STUFF DOES TO KIDS!?!? (full quote)
5943 There you go mortimer....one dollar. (full quote)
5943 that one must be the female... (sound muffled as clarence beeks is gagged and in a gorilla suit) FEmale!!!?? (full quote)
  It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, this close to Thanksgivin' (full quote)
  Do you honestly believe I'd have a nigger run our family business? No, neither would I. (full quote)
7248 Is there a problem officers?! (full quote)
7248 1.) Looking good, billy Ray! 2.) Feeling good, Louis! (full quote)
7248 ...and she stepped on the ball! (full quote)
7248 1.) Eszera, bet you thought I forgot your bouns....here you go 2.) Thank you, Mr. Duke.....$5.....now I can go to the movies, ...by myself 3.) Half of that is from me 4.) Why thank you, Mr. Mortimer (full quote)
  Is that your purse? (full quote)
  He was wearing my tie, Like oh sure He went to Harvard. (full quote)
  When we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub! (full quote)
8009 1) Tell us about how you beat on the cop. 2)Yo I didn't beat on no cop I beat on the cops (s) plural, beat the shit out of 9 or ten cops and i had to change my whole strategy around! 1) Tell us how you cut em 2) yo I didn't cut em with no knife man 1) But last night you told us you cut the dud! 2) It's with these I cut em! I am a chain belt kung-fu Bruce Lee was my teacher watch this! WAAAATAAAAA! HOIIIIII! ATAAAA1ETAAAA! CHYEAAAAAAAAHH! That's called the quart-o-blood technique, you do that a quart of blood just drop out a persons body. 3) Well, you beat up on a guy, you put a guy in the hostpital, how come I don't see no marks on you? 2) Cos I'm a karate man! Alright? Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses. But you wouldn't know nothing about that cos youa big Barry White looking motherfucker! 3) When they put you in here and they booked you, you was crying like a pussy! 4) Yeah! 2)That's because the cops threw tear gas in my face man, and that's the type of shit they use on crowds and I still walk in here like a man so get outta my face alright? I just hope my bitches hurry up and get here I ain't got no time to be messing with you in this cell! 3)Just who is your BITCHES? Mr. big time pimp! 2) Didn't I tell you the phone in my Limo was busted and I can't get in contact with my bitches? 1) Yeah the phone in the limo was busted what are you IGNORANT?!!! (full quote)
8579 Buy low, sell high - Fear, that's the other guy's problem ! (full quote)
8579 Turn the machines back on, TURN THE MACHINES back ON!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
8664 In Philadelphia, it's worth fifty bucks. (full quote)
11289 Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the unlimited carnage you are about to witness. Superbowl, World Series -- they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One moment you're up half a mil in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me ? (full quote)
13821 1.)Would you like me to turn on the jacuzzi sir? 2.)Man I knew you all was faggots!1.)Its a whirlpool bath sir. I think you'll enjoy it. 2.)Hey!bubbles! Man when we was kids and we wanted bubbles we had to fart in the tub! (full quote)
13821 #1. Didnt I tell you the phone in the limo was busted,so I cant get ahold of my bitches. #2.YEAH! The phone in the limo is busted. What is ya? Ignorant! (full quote)
11007 hey!! billy Ray Valentine Capricorn (full quote)
11007 THOSE MEN TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME (full quote)
11007 i'm a karete man nigger briuse on the inside (full quote)
11007 Of course theres something wrong with him he's a negro (full quote)
  Is there a problem oficers? (full quote)
77 GET LOST YOU MAGGOT! (full quote)
18531 1. The Dukes ruined my life over a bet? For how much? 2. A dollar. (full quote)
  1) Once you've been with man with no eyes and no legs you'll never look back baby....We can make it baby...me and you...YOU BITCH!!! (full quote)
  In Philadelphia.....Its worth fifty bucks!.... (full quote)
  Those men tried to have sex with me! (full quote)
1501 #1: Merry New Year! #2: It's 'Happy' New Year. (full quote)
  Zederkai my friend (full quote)
jpsartrean > I'll give you 50 bucks for it. >> 50 bucks? No, no, no... this is a Rochefoucault. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres... This is THE sports watch of the 80s. $6,955 retail. > You got a receipt? >> No... Look... it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Schdadt... > Yeah? Well, in Philadelphia its worth 50 bucks... >> Just give me the money. (full quote)
jpsartrean > Mortimer... Your brother, he's... not well... >> Fuck him! (full quote)
1ajas That's called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood drop out a persons body. (full quote)
  and she stepped on the ball (full quote)
  1. How much. 2. A dollar 1. Onnne Dollar. Fine. If that's the way they like it.....Fine. (full quote)
1ajas (both yelling) (1)Looking good, billy Ray! (2)Feeling good, Louis! (full quote)
1ajas 1) Tell us about how you beat on the cop. 2)Yo, I didn't beat on no cop I beat on the cops (s) plural, beat the shit out of nine or ten cops and I had to change my whole strategy around! 1) Tell us how you cut 'em 2) Yo' I didn't cut 'em with no knife man 1) But last night you told us you cut the dude! 2) It's with these I cut 'em! I am a chain belt in kung-fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this! WAAAATAAAAA! HOIIIIII! ATAAAA1ETAAAA! CHYEAAAAAAAAHH! That's called the quart-o-blood technique, you do that a quart of blood just drop out a persons body. 3) Well, you beat up on a guy, you put a guy in the hostpital, how come I don't see no marks on you? 2) 'Cause I'm a karate man! Alright? Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses. But you wouldn't know nothin about that cause you a big Barry White looking motherfucker! 3) When they put you in here and they booked you, you was crying like a pussy! 4) Yeah! 2)That's because the cops threw tear gas in my face man, and that's the type of shit they use on crowds and I still walk in here like a man so get outta my face alright? I just hope my bitches hurry up and get here. I ain't got no time to be messing with you in this cell! 3)Just where is your BITCHES? Mr. big time pimp! 2) Didn't I tell you the phone in my limo was busted and I can't get in contact with my bitches? 1) Yeah the phone in the limo was busted what are you IGNORANT?!!! (full quote)
Penster 1) Do you honestly believe I'd have a nigger run our family business? 2) No, neither would I (full quote)
  excuse me officer might I suggest you use your night stick (full quote)
  excuse me officer might I suggest you use your nightstick (full quote)
  It's 10 o'clock ..... HERE'S JOHNNY!! (full quote)
32532 Randolph) There's nothing wrong with that man and I can prove it. (Mortimer) Of course there's something wrong with him .... HE'S A NEGRO. He's probably been stealing since he could crawl. (full quote)
10929 SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY (full quote)
33501 1>You can't just go around blowin' peoples heads off wit' a shotgun just cause you're mad at 'em. 2>Why not? (full quote)
  cracked crab (full quote)
  Say man, when I was growing up and I wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub! (full quote)
29919 We've done it before. (full quote)
  Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie. (full quote)
  It was the Dukes, It was the Dukes (full quote)
38042 Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie. (full quote)
  I was Agent Orange... It's a miracle!! I have legs...and I can see! (full quote)
  ghi (full quote)
  I'm blind, I'm blind (full quote)
42119 It was the Dukes, it was the Dukes (full quote)
  and he's wearing my Harvard tie, like oh sure , he went to Harvard (full quote)
  I've got whiskey (full quote)
  This is billyray's vase, right? (full quote)
10929 --Looking good, billy Ray! --Feeling good, Louis! (full quote)
41892 legs! I have legs! (full quote)
41892 Er I was with the green berets er, special unit battalion er, commando airborne tactics specialist tactics er, unit battalion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was agent orange that was my name agent orange, special agent orange that was me. (full quote)
  where is your bitches, Mr. Big Time pimp? (full quote)
  Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me. (full quote)
44511 I'd love to help you man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietkong back in '72. It was rough, very painful. (full quote)
44511 I am a chain belt in King Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this (karate sequence). That's called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person's body. (full quote)
44511 where is your bitches, Mr. Big Time Pimp? (full quote)
44511 I'm a karate man, alright? A karate man bruises on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses. But you don't know that cause you a big Barry White lookin' mother fucker. Now get off my back, alright? (full quote)
44511 Yo, when they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pussy. (full quote)
44511 I'd love to help you man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietkong back in '72. It was rough, very painful. (full quote)
  1: Louis bet me that we couldn't get rich and put you in the poorhouse at the same time. He didn't think we could do it, so I won. 2: And I lost. (hands over money) One dollar! (full quote)
40905 1.I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you. 2.Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp? 1.[to 3] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches? [to 2] Yeah! The phone in the limo was busted. What is ya, ignorant? (full quote)
  look randolph look (full quote)
  strip motherfucker before I tare you a new asshole! (full quote)
  jj (full quote)
  Look at that s car go (full quote)
10929 Buy low, sell high. (full quote)
10929 My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market! (full quote)
10929 where's Beeks? where in the hell is Beeks? (full quote)
slowjay (1)Looking good billy Ray. (2)Feeling good Louis. (full quote)
chasprice But you're wearing Lederhosen. (full quote)