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Two of a Kind - 1983 Movie Quotes

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  Mary-kate-Can I do it from the pay phone round the corner. I mean, Ashley's scrawny, but she's got a great left hook (full quote)
  Ashley-Mary-Kate you scared me. Mary-Kate-Good then the day wasn't a total waste. So, what sre you doing that your not supposed to be doing Ashley-You know that handbag I wanted on the internet. I'm going to order it. Mary-Kate-I'll be right back. Are you crazy. I wouldn't even try something like that. I can't believe your dub enough to...Wow, that is a nice handbag. Can i have that after dad kills you Ashley-see, I'm not actually going to buy it. After i take it to Jennifer's party i'm going to send it back. It's just like borrowing from Carrie, except i'm borrowing from Bloomingdales. Mary-kate-Ashley, I can't let you do this. Ashley-Oh yeah. One click of the mouse and it's a done deal Mary-kate-Ashley No Ashley-Mary-Kate let go (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-Well, Ashley, how do I look Ashley-A little prettier than usual Mary-Kate-You do know we're twins don't you (full quote)
  Ashley-Jennifer Dilber's been bragging that she's going to a highschool party. Us going to a college party would really show her up Mary-kate-Well it's not going to happen. Dad's plan to ruin our lives is working (full quote)
  Mary-kate-your going trick-or-treating dressed like that Eddie-Just because you look like my ex wife does ot mean you have to act like her (full quote)
  Carrie-where's your dad Ashley-Oh,here somewhere. He's eh, dressed as one of those old monster guys Carrie-eh, Frankenstein? Ashley-Sure why not Carrie-well you guys stay here and enjoy the party and i'm gonna go look for your dad Mary-kate-Good luck (full quote)
  Ashley-This place is messier than your side of the room. We're gonna be here forever. Mary-kate-Hey.look on the brightside. At least we get to tell Jennifer Dilber that we went to a college party. Ashley-Yeah, and the cops showed up Mary-kate-and we almost got arrested. Ashley-I think we can make this work for us (full quote)
  Ashley-Mary-kate, Mary-kate, dad's outside. Double part. Mary-Kate-OK. Let me get my stuff Ashley-I'll tell you one advantage karate has over my ballet class. A lot more boys. Mary-kate-did you think i was only in it for the belts. Ashley-You might have told me. This place is a gold mine (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-I think he like's me, do you think he like's me? Ashley-Does Dawson have a Creek Mary-kate-Alright. Let's get home. Iv'e gotta copy your history notes. Ashley-You were in class Friday Mary-Kate-Yeah, like I took notes (full quote)
  Ashley-Hey, look at that guy. Is he new. He's really cute. Mary-kate-Ashley, this isn't a single's bar. No boys even gonna look at you until you start taking karate seiously. Ashley-Wanna bet. Watch and learn grasshopper. Show me one of those twily, kicky things Mary-kate-I see you've mastered the terminology. OK. This is called a outside cresent kick. Ashley-ow, ow, ow, ow Mary-kate-What are you doing. I didn't even kick you Boy-Are you OK? Ashley-I think so. Could you help me over to the bench? (full quote)
  Ashley-Carrie, now that you living in our basement, we're kinda like room mates , can we borrow you CD's. Carrie-Sure, take whatever you like Mary-kate-Great, got any with warning labels (full quote)
  Ashley-I can't believe it. I only raised half the money. That candy machine was my one campaign promise. Do you realise what this means? Mary-kate-Your like every other polititian. U lie (full quote)
  Ashley-Mary-kate, I'm going to be the laughing stock of the school. I'll be snubbed in the cafeteria. I'll be picked last in gym class Mary-kate-You always picked last. Ashley-Yeah. But at least before they were nice about it (full quote)
  Ashley-I'll be less popular than the kid who does the morning announcement's Mary-Kate-Who does those anyways Ashley-See! (full quote)
  Mary-kate-No Ashley. When a player gets hit in basketball it's called a foul. Ashley-I thought a foul was when the ball gets hit out of bounds Mary-kate-that's baseball Ashley-So what's it called when the ball goes out of bounds in basketball Mary-kate-Out of bounds! Ashley-Now that makes sense Mary-kate-It all makes sense! (full quote)
  Ashley-Look. I don't really need to know everything about sports. I just need enough of your mumbo-jumbo to make it look like i do. So i can trick Eric into liking me Mary-kate-Boy that sounds wrong (full quote)
  Ashley-Did you haer that, Eric and I have a date for valentines day. Mary-kate-Valentines day. Eric doesn't even know it's feburary. Ashley-He may not know it's valentines day when he gets here, but he will by the time he leaves Mary-kate-No wonder men are scared of women (full quote)
  Mary-kate-You hide the guys inhalor one time and your labelled for life (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-no. probably more of a reality slap (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-Stop complaining Ashley-But your movie is stupid Mary-Kate-Ashley. I like action movies. Deal with it. Ashley-Great. Another night of senseless vilonce and carcrashes. I like movies that broaden my outlook and enrich my mind Carrie-Like what? Ashley-Anything with Brad Pitt (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-so Paul. Do you play Black Damon. Paul-Yeah but not very well. Mary-Kate-Great, hope you brought your wallet (full quote)
  Ashley-This isn't a game, it's a conversation. Hey, let's pretend for a second that i didn't like sports. What do you think we'd talk about. Eric'Why wouldn't you like sports. Ashley-Wow! (full quote)
  Ashley-Oh my god. Eric doesn't care about anything but sports. It's all he knows, sports, sports, sports! Mary-Kate-Hmmm, where have i heard that before Ashley-OK, you were right. Mary-kate was right. All hail Mary-kate Mary-kate-Thank-you (full quote)
  Ashley-what am i going to do? Eric is going to be crushed when he finds out i don't like sports. Mary-kate-Ashley, get over yourself. Eric doesn't even know you're gone Ashley-It's a tape! (full quote)
  Mary-kate-Well we're done. Ashley-Taylor hasen't left yet has he? Mary-kate-No. He's moving kind of slow after that thankgiving dinner you fed him. Ashley-Forget the cookies. I better bring him a hot towel. OW, OW, OW (full quote)
  Ashley-Oh my god. Taylor has a girlfriend. Mary-Kate-You wanna scream. You can break something if you like. I won't tell dad. Want me to break something for you. Cause i will (full quote)
  Ashley-I'm getting rid of these stupid pictures i took of him. Mary-kate-They're all of the back of his head. Ashley-Of course thay are. I took them from the closet, otherwise he would have seen me. Mary-kate-Personally, i don't know why Taylor likes Megan. Did you see how fat she was? Ashley-She was perfect Mary-Kate-Hey, i'm trying to cheer you up here. Work with me. Ashley-Here throw this out for me. I'm getting rid of this stupid hat too. Mary-kate-You stole his hat? Ashley-I didn't like what it did to his hair.I hate him. Mary-Kate-Hey look. A picture of Megan. Got milk. (full quote)
  Ashley-It feels like he ripped out my heart and put it in a blender Mary-Kate-Gross (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Hey dad, hey Eddie. Hi Harriet. DAD-Hey Mary-Kate, who's Megan? MARY-KATE-Oh, that's Taylors new girlfriend. Now Harriet. Get some sleep. Wev'e got an early flight tomorrow. (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Ashley, what are you doing? ASHLEY-Just gave Harriet a petticure for her first flight MARY-KATE-Pink nail polish. ASHLEY-I wanted her to look good so at least someone in this house will have a shot at getting a boyfriend. (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-I think Harriets gone for good. Dad's right. I should never be allowed a bird. I'm a jinx (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Is he gone? ASHLEY-Finally. I didn't know there were that many christmas carols. MARY-KATE-Quick.Let's go up before he comes back (full quote)
  ASHLEY-Taylor. Just the guy. I wanted to see. Could you put this above the door for me. I'd do it myself but i'm not tall and strong like you. You do realise what we're standing under don't you? TAYLOR-Yeah. Spinach. See ya (full quote)
  ASHLEY-That's looks like the shirt I brought dad. MARY-KATE-It is the shirt you bought dad, because those are the pants i got to go with it. (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-I say we call Eddie's brothers (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Djin CARRIE-Mary-kate, we're playing poker MARY-KATE-Oh, then i'll take three (full quote)
  ASHLEY-OK, what does this dress say to you? MARY-KATE-Hey look at me i used to be curtains. ASHLEY-No. It says i need the matching handbag. CARRIE-I think you look great Ashley. ASHLEY-Great. Great's not good enough. Jennifer Dilbers birthday party is going to be a showcase for spring fashion. I have to have the handbag (full quote)
  ASHELY-Fine, raise a fashion failure. I'll just go to the party with my cheesy leapord skin purse. MARY-KATE-Well that was a little mean DAD-Hey Ashley needs to learn how to budget her money. MARY-KATE-Not that. I'm the one who bought her the leopard skin purse (full quote)
  ASHLEY-why didn't you try to stop me? MARY-KATE-Because this is the kinda thing that could get me my own room (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Oh Ashley, i'm so glad you made it home. Where the heck were you? ASHLEY-What? MARY-KATE-It's thursday. Every thursday we go to pepporoni joes and split a pizza. ASHLEY-oh i forgot. I walked home with Nicole MARY-KATE-Again (full quote)
  ASHLEY-Oh yeah. We talk on the phone so much. I bumped her up to number 5 on my speed dial. MARY-KATE-Well lucky her. Would you mind letting me know before you go and blow me off. I'm starvin' (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-Still putting off that English paper huh? (full quote)
  ASHLEY-Too bad there's not an allowet in here. I could plug in my curling iron. That's got to be getting old. MARY-KATE-I think i'm getting used to it. I didn't black out this time. (full quote)
  MARY-KATE-She's Ashley. I'm Mary-Kate. The one with the gaping head wound. (full quote)
  ASHLEY-Hey Nicole. Are we still going to Magna Records tonight? NICOLE-Yeah MARY-KATE-I thought we were going to see the new Ben Affleck movie ASHLEY-Oh right. Well, Nicole really wants to listen to some CD'S. Want to come with us? MARY-KATE-Thats OK. Last time I went to Magna Records, I found an old band aid in one of the headphones. ASHLEY-Ew. Come on Nicole. We're gonna be late for Spanish. (full quote)
  carrie- you know that saying.. ya old bird (full quote)
  Mary-Kate-Wow, u've had it pretty rough walter (full quote)
  Ashley-Oh my god! where are all the presents? Carrie-Walters not here! Ashley-They took walter too! (full quote)
  Ashley-Oh my god! where are all the presents? Carrie-Walters not here! Ashley-They took walter too! (full quote)
  Ashley-what a strange way to celebrate christmas! Mary-kate- Well at least they have presents! (full quote)
  Man- whats that about walter? Mary-Kate- He's a great guy Ashley- And because of him all these people are having a great christmas Mary-Kate- And so are we! (full quote)
  Mary-Kate- So we just came down here to see if everybody likes their presents! (full quote)
  Mary-kate- Carrie, we couldn't! Ashley- These are the ordaments you got from bethlehem Carrie- U liked them they're yours! Both- Thank you! (full quote)
  Ashley-No!No! Get out! Carrie- Wow! two no's and a get out. Must be something serious! Mary-kate- Yeah!One of ashley's friends probably overplucked their eyebrows! (full quote)
  Ashley- Now dad remember. You have to drop us off a block before school so we're not seen with you! (full quote)
  Kevin- Ashley have you got everything for ballet? Ashley- think so1 mary-Everything but natural talent! Ashley- I havent digested my corn pops and your already taking shots Mary-kate- He threw me one right down the middle. What was i supposed to do! (full quote)
  A-this is all your fault mk-dont blame me a-why cant u get your own life! (full quote)
  A-helen had an extra ticket to the usher concert, but she didnt invite me because she was afraid she would mary-kate's feelings. Even though she know's usher is my favourite! MK-I wouldnt have cared! A- Well its a little late for that now, isnt it. She already give it to lou. Being a twin bits monkeys1 MK-Its not exactly better roses for me either sweety! (full quote)
  MK-Dont push me! A- Im not pushing! MK-Then keep ur hands off me! A-Oh well excuse me! (full quote)
  MK-Ashley and i talked about it and settled our problem! K- So whats with all the boxes? MK-Im moving up to the attic. Would you mind grabbing my bed! (full quote)
  A-U told us to work it out, so we did! MK-Ashley doesnt want a twin thats fine with me!In fact, the more seperate we are, the better! A-Goodbye mary-kate. I want her bed out of there by dinner! (full quote)
  MK-Oh hi ashley what can i do for u? A-Wats goin on in there? MK-Nothing much. Just invited a few friends over for a party! A-Your having a party! MK-Well, its kind of an attic warming! (full quote)
10929 Twist of fate. (full quote)
10929 Livin' in desperate times. (full quote)
10929 Shakin' you. (full quote)
10929 Take a chance. (full quote)