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| darricke |
Get the I.C.B.M.'s in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.
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| darricke |
Strange game--the only winning move is not to play.
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| darricke |
Now, listen carefully, path, follow path, gate, open gate, through gate, close gate.
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| darricke |
Mr. Potato Head! back doors are not secrets!
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| 3473 |
Get on to SAC, tell them to flush the bombers.
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| 3473 |
I want someone on the god dam phone before i kill 20 million people.
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How about a nice game of chess?
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| 5848 |
After very careful consideration sir I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks.
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| 5172 |
Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break.
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| 5172 |
You don't care about death, because you're already dead.
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| 5172 |
(1) This corn is raw!
(2)I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp.
(1) Of course it's crisp, it's raw!
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| 5172 |
(1) Alright Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
(2) Umm, your wife?
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| 2489 |
Greetings, professor Falken.
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| 2489 |
Shall we play a game?
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| 2489 |
1)What is the primary goal?
2) To win the game.
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| 5110 |
Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help.
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| 8920 |
to win the game
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| 12206 |
Well that's a bunch of #$@!!!! (To the President) No sir, not you!
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| 11234 |
We came about Joshua.
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| 18313 |
The only way to win is not to play the game
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Remember whe you told me to tell you when you were acting rude and insensitive? Well, you're doing it now.
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what kind of an asshole lives on an island and doesn't even own a boat?
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Joshua, what are you doing?
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| 1ajas |
greetings, professor falken
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| 1ajas |
Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
Mr. McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack a sh**!
Gen. Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, a man of your education
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| 1ajas |
shall we play a game?
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| 1ajas |
is this a game or is it real? what's the difference?
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| 1ajas |
Get the I.C.B.M.'s in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.
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| 1ajas |
What is the primary goal?
To win the game.
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| 1ajas |
Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break.
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| 1ajas |
strange game, the only winning move is not to play.
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| 1ajas |
What's it doing?
It's learning.
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| 1ajas |
what kind of an asshole lives on an island and doesn't even own a boat?
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| 10929 |
Replacement team is here, sir.
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| 10929 |
Entering launch code.
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| 10929 |
Sir, we have a launch order.
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| 10929 |
Turn your key, sir.
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| 10929 |
Screw the procedure.
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| 10929 |
Once he makes the decision, the computer should take over.
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| 10929 |
I can't swim.
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| 10929 |
He does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an underachiever, alienated from his parents, has few friends. classic
case for the Soviets.
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| 10929 |
555-8632.
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| thereisnogod |
Hold the doors... HOLD THE GOD DAMN DOORS!
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Goddammit, I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!
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Does your little friend want to stay for supper? Little friend?....please!
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| 10929 |
Why don't I believe you?
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| 10929 |
Screw the procedure! I want somebody on the goddamn phone before I kill twenty million people.
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| 42119 |
John, good to see you. I see your wife still picks out your ties
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| 44700 |
This corn is raw!
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OK, Wonder Woman? I can't swim.
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| 10929 |
Get me the president on the horn.
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| 10929 |
Who are you going to Paris with?
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| 46800 |
--Don't touch the keys! --I'm not touching the keys.
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| IMFOC69 |
"...How about a nice game of chess?"
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| KCbus |
Have you ever heard of the word "tumulus"?
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