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Yellowbeard - 1983 Movie Quotes

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evilroy If you don't say where my map is I'll nail your tits to the table. (full quote)
  Three shillings for a lump of shit? (full quote)
Valhalla He will be the last in the attack, and the first to escape. Huh, Typical leaders for you. (full quote)
Valhalla It would ooze alot, heads do, but I can live with that. (full quote)
4877 You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die! (full quote)
4877 Are you mad, woman? I haven't got fruit in me loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em. (full quote)
4877 I'm gonna make you eat both your own buttocks! (full quote)
  I'll kill anybody who gets in the way of my killing somebody (full quote)
  YB: A son? Takes after me does he? By the time I was 20 I'd killed 500 men in cold blood. MB: well, he's not quite so extraverted as you, he's a... YB: A Pirate! MB: no he's a... YB: A Murderer! MB: no ... YB: A Rapist! MB: He's a gardner. YB: A gardner! A Yellowbeard gardening. I'll see about that when I'm out I will. (full quote)
  You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinking! (full quote)
  I'm going to make you eat both your own buttocks (full quote)
deliylah She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived. (full quote)
deliylah 1: Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, Prawn of my loins, my foot! 2: what? 1: You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago! (full quote)
deliylah 1: Where's the map?! 2: what map? 1: If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table! (full quote)
deliylah 1: I'm sure I killed the last one I raped, it can't have been you. 2: Well, the afterplay was a bit on the rough side, but not fatal dear. (full quote)
deliylah Stop that man pissin' on the hedge. It's imported! (full quote)
deliylah 1: I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing. 2: I'm not interested in your jewellery. (full quote)
  YELLOWBEARD:Who is this guy? DAN:He brought me up,just like a father. YELLOWBEARD:Oh,you mean he's beaten ya,and kicked ya,and smashed ya in the teeth DAN:No,he was kind and gentle. YELLOWBEARD:what kind of father is that? (full quote)
deliylah 1: Who is this guy? 2: He brought me up, just like a father. 1: oh, you mean he's beaten ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth? (full quote)
37040 The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion. (full quote)
37040 Actress:When little Dan was 2 minutes old, I tatooed it on his head. Actor:Does he know about this? Actress:Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that. (full quote)
37040 It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall. (full quote)
37040 Actor1:It sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble. Actor2:Squabble?? They're all dead! Actor1:Must of been more of a tiff then. (full quote)
37040 Stop that man pissin' on the hedge. It's imported! (full quote)
37040 With your head on my shoulders we could wreck civilization! (full quote)
37040 Dieing's the easy way out. They'll have to kill me before I die! (full quote)
37040 The fat one sitting on the throne is the Queen (full quote)
37040 If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst. (full quote)
37040 Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. (full quote)
37040 Mansell:That wasn't strictly true, was it sir? Commander:No Mansell, it's what we in the Britich Navy refer to as.....a lie. (full quote)
  Read, read, read. Last time I read a book I was raped. Let that be a lesson to you. (full quote)
  1: you know just before you went to Jail we was having a cuddle 2: i was raping ya if thats what ya mean. 1: well half cuddle, half rape. (full quote)
  it must be an awlful burden all these years being the only one who knows where the treasure is. why dont you share the burden with a friend (full quote)
  -Mansell? Are you hit? -No sir. -Damn (full quote)
rhps2000 No thanks, I just had some tuna. (full quote)