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| evilroy |
Laugh while you can Monkey boy
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No matter where you go there you are.
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| 641 |
So what? Big deal.
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Curse you, Big Bootie!
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| 19580 |
It's not my goddamn planet, Monkeyboy!
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| 19580 |
I don't kmnow about you, sir, but I'm barely holding my fudge!
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| 20718 |
wherever you go: there you are.
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| 20201 |
I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men and Japanese to my horse.
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| 20201 |
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
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| 24713 |
No no no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
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| 24713 |
They hypnotized Orson Welles into covering it up. So first he says there's an invasion from Mars, then he says no-no-no it's just a radio show hoax.
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| 24713 |
He'll come. I know his type. Take her to the pit. Go! Big Booty! Use more honey! Find out what she knows.
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| 24713 |
I just sponged up on too much Vat69, that's all. I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town. And they wouldn't even take my luggage in hawk. I lost my room at the Y this morning. But it's cool.
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| 27343 |
It's not my God damned planet, understand, monkeyboy?
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| 10929 |
You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on.
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| 20201 |
People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an eskimo.
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| JessHays |
Declaration of war: the short form ...
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| JessHays |
So what? ... Big Deal!
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| JessHays |
Leader: where are we going? Group: PLANET TEN! Leader: When? Group: REAL SOON!
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| JessHays |
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
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| JessHays |
I've been ionized ... but I'm OK now.
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| JessHays |
(Display Console) Sined ... Seeled ... Delivered!
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| JessHays |
P: You forgot your thruster ... B: Why don't you hold onto it for a while? P: ... any time! ...
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| JessHays |
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
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| JessHays |
Why is there a watermelon there?
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| JessHays |
History is made at night! Character is what you are in the dark.
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| JessHays |
MC: The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
B: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
MC: Er ... was that yes on destroying Russia...or number 2?
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| JessHays |
B: Let her out ... and give her your coat. P: Why me? B: Because you're perfect. (pause)P: You've got a point.
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John Bigbootay! Look! They have Sweet and Low!
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Official: Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. Perfect Tommy: You're right. *Official grabs Tommy's microphone and throws it on the floor*
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| EtniesRTheDevil |
general: I'm barely holding my fudge right now.
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| EtniesRTheDevil |
Bigbooty, more power to him. Bigbootay!
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| EtniesRTheDevil |
One more word out of you John Bigbooty...! BIGBOOTAY!! TAY! TAY!!
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| 41321 |
We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.
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| 41321 |
John Yaya, huh? And you are... (reads his badge) John small Berries!
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| 43203 |
Laugh-a now a-monkey boy, I'm-a a-goin a-home soon.
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| isayhoomhom |
charged particles...
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