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Bachelor Party - 1984 Movie Quotes


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evilroy Hey, come on in. Drugs are to the right, hookers are to the left. (full quote)
1501 #1: what the hell is going on here!? #2: Oh, no. It's Mr. Laughs. (full quote)
  [gown falls to the ground, walks naked to the bed, sits down] Rick, take me, please! (full quote)
  There's a terrific moon out tonight (full quote)
  She fucks a donkey? Outstanding! (full quote)
5172 (1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2)The Library of Congress? (3) Detroit? (4) Beyond the sun? (5) Any of those right? (full quote)
5172 RICK: what the hell are you doing? BRAD: I'm slashing my wrists RICK: With and electric razor? BRAD: Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades. (full quote)
5172 RICK: Diagnosis? DOCTOR: medically speaking? RICK: Yeah. DOCTOR: Whacked out of his brains on drugs. (full quote)
5172 Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and boose! (full quote)
5172 I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes. (full quote)
5172 GARY: A toast. JAY: To Rick and Debbie GARY: To us. RUDY: To girls with big tits. (full quote)
5172 GARY: A toast. JAY: To Rick and Debbie GARY: To us. RUDY: To girls with big tits. (full quote)
5172 Did any a you guys order an asshole from room-service? (full quote)
5172 You're a pimp?! You look like Gandhi! (full quote)
5172 This is definitely the food prison riots are made of. (full quote)
5172 what meal would be complete without a little dead meat? Yes, America's favorite food: dead animal flesh. (full quote)
5971 I'm going to get Milt. Right now. I'm going to get the fuck outta here. (full quote)
6034 Thank you sir, and I think that if I really apply myself, I could be a new man by the end of lunch. (full quote)
1501 #1 I don't believe the groom has had you yet. #2 No... (in a Southern Belle accent) why no. And where is the groom? #1 He's in the bed-room. (full quote)
8130 Oh no man, two on a lude, that's bad luck. (full quote)
  Look at the cans on that bimbo. (full quote)
11289 Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools... (full quote)
11538 (Rudy)Lay that pipe! (full quote)
11538 (Rick)We're having potato salad -- chunky style. (full quote)
11538 This Nick the Dick. (full quote)
11538 This is Nick the Dick. (full quote)
11538 (pimp)Milt will cut your balls off! (full quote)
14693 We who are about to go apeshit salute you! (full quote)
  IF I were that kid, I would breast feed until I was 18. (full quote)
19423 One of these days I'm gonna burn the Thompson court...right to the ground. (full quote)
19423 I'd like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl I've had my eye on for a while. (full quote)
  Girls back in 45 minutes or milt cut your balls off (full quote)
vanilla Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left. (full quote)
1ajas Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools... (full quote)
1ajas (1)Just where do you think you are? (2)The Library of Congress? (3)Detroit? (4)Beyond the sun? (full quote)
1ajas Attention passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond. (full quote)
1ajas It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! 'Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!' (full quote)
1ajas Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left. (full quote)
1ajas (1)what the hell are you doing? (2)I'm slashing my wrist. (1)With an electric razor? (2)Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades. (1)Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Are you the pimp? (2)Yes. (1)You look like Gandhi! (2)I've got girls to sit on your face. (full quote)
  I held a strange wang in the palm of my hand (full quote)
  I held a strange wang in the palm of my hand (full quote)
  I believe I ordered the hand job (full quote)
  O'NEAL:Do you remember how crazy Tracy was about you? (high voice)Oh,Rick,you're so funny! OOHH! (full quote)
  BRAD:I just want to be alone. RICK:Well,alright. But I want you to do your homework and you can watch TV for a half an hour,but then it's straight to bed young man. BRAD:Okay. (full quote)
  Attention passengers, we are now departing Nun Central, on our journey to Hell and beyond. The Captain has turned off the No Smoking sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel school bus. (full quote)
  A little veno would be kean'o....I want some wiiinneee! (full quote)
  A little veno would be keno....I want some wiiinnnnee (full quote)
  jk (full quote)
  Hey come on in Drugs to the right hookers to the left (full quote)
10929 I also do engine work on BMWs. (full quote)
10929 The name is bond - James bond. (full quote)
10929 The Library of Congress? (full quote)
24986 Yeah, me and Debbie are gonna have kids right away. I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old Korean girl I've had my eye on. I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile, and I know I'm perfectly capable, so you don't have to worry. You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all. (full quote)
24986 Hello. Concert Tickets. What? You're kiddin'! Boy George has a yeast infection?! He's canceling?! You know what this is gonna cost me?! Hey, do me a favor. Don't call me again, OK? (full quote)
24986 (1) Speech! Speech! (2) All right, all right. I want you to know that this marriage is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it. We're still gonna go bowling every Tuesday night. Still gonna play cards every Friday night. And wear each other's underwear every Sunday. Nothing is gonna change! (full quote)
24986 (1) Cole, I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick. (2) Yes, I am, sir. (1) Son, I don't want you to give up on her. (2) I have tried to change her mind. (1) Its not her mind you have to change. It's Mr. Shit For Brains in there. (full quote)
24986 (1) Remember, you promised me no screwing around. (2) I won't! I swear on my mother's grave. (1) Your mother's not dead. (2) Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her. (full quote)
24986 (1) Guys, this is Chippendales' star attraction. Mr Nicholas, better known as Nick the Dick. (2) Nick the what? (1) The Dick. (2) Oh-ho! Wow! I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this is a piece of work! (full quote)
24986 I am looking for this dung head who took my women. He's being liar to me. I want my bitches back. (full quote)
1ajas He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike. (full quote)
1ajas Hey, come on in. Drugs are to the right, hookers are to the left. (full quote)
27970 Rick: That is quite a list there Mr. Thompson, and your right, your absolutely right, and I feel if I really apply myself I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch. (full quote)
30099 This is the best 3D I've ever seen. (Punch in the face) Whoaaaa (full quote)
punisher Look at the cans on that bimbo (full quote)
33944 1/_what the hell are you doing? 2/_I'm slashing my wrist. 1/_With an electric razor? 2/_Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades. 1/_Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable. (full quote)
34304 1: Should we call you Nick, or is it Mr. Dick? 2: Nick (full quote)
38482 (old lady) Is that the foot long?(nick) And then some. (full quote)
44723 I usually don't like my filth this clean. (full quote)