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Beverly Hills Cop - 1984 Movie Quotes


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892 You do that again, I'll shoot you myself! (full quote)
5046 Tell Victor that Ramon - the fella he met about a week ago? - tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man. (full quote)
5943 You're a good cop Axel, but you don't know every damn thing ! (full quote)
5943 1: .........Hi, my name is surge, i am fine and how may i help you 2: Hi, my name is Axel Foley, i'm here to see Jenny Summers 1: To what is it pertaining? 2: I'm sorry i didn't understand what you just said 1: ...To what is it pertaining, what is it regarding? 2: Oh, to what is it regarding, i'm an old acquaintance of hers 1: Donnay!!, please tell miss jenny that acwell 2: sorry that's Axel 1: Ackwell, Ahmed, Akmell........Foley is here to see her...and button up your shirt, it's not sexy, it's like a dog to scrub, it's not sexy 2: No, it's not sexy 1: you like espresso, i make it back there myself with a little lemon twist, it's good. 2: no thankyou i'm fine 1: .......So i see you look at this piece...... 2: Yeah i was wondering...how much does something like this go for? 1: one hundred thirty thousand dollar.... 2: get the F*#k outta here 1: no i cannot it is true 2: tell me.....you ever sell one of these? 1: Sell only yesterday to a collector! 2: get the f&#k outta here!!! 1: No i cannot i am serious 3: Axel Foley what are you doing here?!?!?! 2: Jenny!!! excuse me Surge. 2: Jenny! How are you?!?!?!? you really filled out 3: Yeah i filled out.....and look at you with your beach fuzz 2: this ain't no beach fuzz, this is moustache, man's stuff...... 3: So what are you doing in Beverly Hills Axel... 2: ....It's about Mikey, they killed Mikey..... (full quote)
  (1)Oh, and you believed that shit. What are you cops or doormen? (2) We're more likely to believe a respected local businessman than some foul-mouth jerk from out of town. (1) Foul-Mouth? Fuck you man. (full quote)
  A) Nervous some people huh? Hi my name is Axel Foley I have a reservation. B)Sorry sir I'm not getting anything under that name. A) Oh, check Rolling Stone Magazine - Axel Foley...that's what it is. B) Sorry sir no Rolling Stone no Axel Foley. A) Oh that's ok you guys probably just made a reservations mistake, why don't you just give me a key and I'll go up and go to sleep. B) I'm sorry sir there are no rooms available A) Don't you think I see what's going on here, If I was some big hot shot from out of town I'D BE UP IN MY ROOM RELAXING RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M NOT SOME HOT SHOT FROM OUT OF TOWN, i'M A SMALL REPORTER FROM ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT'S HERE TO DO AN EWXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MICHAEL JACKSON, I WAS GOING TO CALL IT MICHAEL JACKSON IS SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD, BUT NOW I THINK I MIGHT AS WELL JUST CALL IT MICHAEL JACKSON CAN SIT ON TOP OF THE WORLD, AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T SIT IN THE BEVERLEY PALM HOTEL 'COS THERE'S NO NIGGAS ALLOWED IN THERE!!!! (full quote)
8009 A: Nervous some people huh? Hi I'm Axel Foley I have a reservation. (receptionist): Ok sir...sorry I have nothing under that name. A: Oh, check Rolling Stone Magazine...Axel Foley...that's what it is. (receptionist): Sorry sir, no Rolling Stone, No Axel Foley. A: Oh that's ok, y'all probably just made a reservations mistake, why don't you just give me my key and I'll go up and go to sleep. (receptionist): I'm sorry sir there are no rooms available. A: (pauses) Don't you think I see what's going on here? If I was some hot shot from outta town, and y'alls made a reservation mistake, I'd be up in my room relaxing right now, but I'm not some hot shot from outta town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone Magazine that's here to do an exclusive interview with Muchael Jackson, I was going to call it Michael Jackson is sitting on top of the world, but now I think I might as well just call it Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world as long as he doesn't sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel COS THERE'S NO NIGGERS ALLOWED IN THERE!!!!!!! (full quote)
8556 Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! what's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?! (full quote)
9347 your not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe? (full quote)
woody Infact, my ass has left allready. I got to catch up with it. (full quote)
  I think that would be best (full quote)
10627 1)what does he like? 2) James Brown, definetly (full quote)
10627 All the notes were signed: Carlos. Wich you all know is spanish for Charles. (full quote)
10627 ...everybody loves mozart. (full quote)
Icea 1. We're more likely to believe him than some foul-mouthed jerk from out of town. 2. ``Foul-mouthed´´? Fuck you! (full quote)
Icea 1. what's this man doing here? 2. Bleeding, sir. (full quote)
Icea 1. Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels. 2. Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all? 1. Well, you eat a lot of red meat. (full quote)
Icea You believe that? what the fuck are you, cops or doormen? (full quote)
Icea Before I go, I just want to say one thing. The supercop story... was working. And you guys just messed it up. I'm still trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool, though. You just fuck up a perfectly good lie. (full quote)
Icea I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza. (full quote)
Icea This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment. (full quote)
Icea *****, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. That's the whole object of this. *******'s dick is hard but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard. (full quote)
Icea All they told me to do was to drive you out of town. Now I'm gonna screw that up, too. (full quote)
Icea 1. I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. 2. [laughs with her] 1. So what are you driving now? 2. Same crappy blue Chevy Nova. (full quote)
Icea 1. Have you got some kind of warrant for this? 2. You know, you have a very big mouth, sir! Are you hiding something from me? Is that it? I bet you that is your Porsche that's parked front, isn't it? How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your ass with a fucking microscope? They'll do it! I've seen them do it! It's not a pretty sight! I want you to know something, pal! I want ALL of y'all to know something! I can have twenty five agents down here in fifteen minutes to march in here, snatch your bonds out from underneath you and you'd be out of business, PERMANENTLY, if I don't start getting some cooperation! Is that understood? 3. Don't get upset, Inspector! We'll give you anything you need! Right, guys? 4. Anything you need! (full quote)
Icea Now listen my tough little friend, I don't know from what stone you crawled, or where you get thes ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious that you don't have the slightest fucking idea who you are dealing with. So My advice to you is why don't you crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed. (full quote)
10929 Hey, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got coffee and cocaine here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party. (full quote)
10929 -If something happens to her... -Hmmm? I'm all ears. -I'll kill you. -Really? That would be a neat trick. (full quote)
10929 -Is this your car? -Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest. (full quote)
10929 -Gimme the keys! I'm gonna follow them! -Have you ever driven a Mercedes before? -No. But a car is a car! I drive my car every day! -I'm driving. I've seen your car. (full quote)
10929 You can't go in because you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school? (full quote)
10929 -Everything he said about Maitland is right. Now he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in this house. -Well, let's go in there and get her. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Is this the man? #2- Yes Sir. 1- Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland’s window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana? #2- Yes Sir. #1- Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a strip tease establishment? #3- Ah it’s Rosewood Sir. (full quote)
Icea Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from 'Rolling Stone' magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World', but now I think I might as well just call it 'Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!'. (full quote)
  its your destiny to seek some serious psychiatric help (full quote)
10929 These aren't just regular cops, okay, they're super cops. And the only things missing on these guys are capes. (full quote)
  (AXEL) ...and be carefull with it. All this shit happened last time I parked here. (full quote)
10929 The heat is on. (full quote)
10929 Nasty Girl. (full quote)
4297 Serge: I see you look at this piece. Axel: Yeah, I was wondering how much something like this went for. Serge: One hundred-thirty thousand dollar. Axel: Get the fuck outta here! Serge: No, I cannot! It's serious. (full quote)
  So nice you could jon us, I must make you a member (full quote)
  Look, where I come from cops don't press charges against other cops. (full quote)
  I have what is known as Herpie Simplex 10 (full quote)
  I ain't falling for no Banana in mah tailpipe (full quote)
  Banana in the Tailpipe (full quote)
  So, I see you look at this piece ?! (full quote)
  I like woman that ... (full quote)
10929 Neutron Dance. (full quote)
10929 I don't smoke Lucky Strikes, man. I smoke King-sized Kents! (full quote)
10929 --So what are you driving now? --Same crappy blue Chevy Nova. (full quote)
40905 1. (mocking 2) You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this: Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe! See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long. (full quote)
40905 Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning? (full quote)
41314 This is not my office! (full quote)
44723 $7.50. For a Coke? I could get blown for that! (full quote)
slowjay Where in the fuck did you get a truck load of cigarettes? (full quote)
ultrapablo can i offer you anything... wine, champagne, cocktail... e-spresso, you sure? i make it myself back there with a little bit of lemon twist, its good you should try it! (full quote)
ultrapablo i think it was a shrimp... sald... sandwich sir. (full quote)