| Posted By | Quote |
| darricke |
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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| darricke |
He slimed me!
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| 892 |
Nimble little minx isn't she?
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| 892 |
what did you do Ray!?
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| 1153 |
Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
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| 1153 |
Wow! This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here, tonight, sleep here. You know, try it out!
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| 1153 |
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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| 1815 |
We have to get these two together
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| 4051 |
listen! Do you smell something?
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| 4074 |
yes its true; this man has no dick. well thats what i heard.
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Type something will ya, we're paying for this
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| 2227 |
It's a sign alright...of going out of business!!
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| 2227 |
It's a sign alright...of going out of business!!
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| 892 |
I'm fuzzy on the whole good - bad thing
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| sinecure |
All right, who brought the dog?
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| sinecure |
1) Would you like some coffee?
2) *questioning look*
3) Yes, have some.
2) Yes, have some.
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| evilroy |
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is o.k., he's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we don't have any trouble!
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| evilroy |
back off man, I'm a scientist.
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| evilroy |
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
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| evilroy |
. . .when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
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| evilroy |
Someone with your qualifications should have no trouble finding a top flight job in either the food-service or housekeeping industries.
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| evilroy |
That's a big Twinkie.
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| 4375 |
Let's show this pre-historic bithch how we do things downtown.
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| 4375 |
Let's show this pre-historic bitch how we do things downtown.
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| 4375 |
Alright!! This chick is TOAST!!!
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(singing) SO be good, for goodness sake! Whoa-oh-oh, somebody's comin'!
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
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Whoa! The superintendent's gonna be pissed!
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| 5104 |
1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) what about the twinkie?
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MOTHER PUS-BUCKET!
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Nobody steps on a church in my town!
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She's not my girlfriend. I find her attractive because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. FOUR feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws.
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| 5509 |
Light is green, the trap is clean.
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| 5473 |
what about the twinkie?
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| 5776 |
I want you inside me.
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| 5473 |
It was all right till our protection grid was shut off by dickless here
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| 2455 |
You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
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| 5172 |
Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
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| 5172 |
(1)Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
(2)That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
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| 5172 |
Winston: Do you believe in God?
Raymond: Never met him
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| 5172 |
(1)Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic . . . mentally incompetent?
(2)My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
(1)I'd call that a big yes.
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| 5172 |
1.Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
2.If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say
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| 5172 |
Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday.
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| 5172 |
Raymond: It can't be!
Peter: what is it?!
Raymond: It can't be!
Peter: what did you do, Ray?!
Winston: Oh, shit!
Raymond: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
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| 5172 |
We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!
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| 5906 |
Egon: Venkman, can you get a sample of this?
Peter:Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
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| 5906 |
Peter: I'm here with Dana Barret.
Egon: How is she?
Peter: I think we can get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom.
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| 5906 |
See I wrote this whole thing off as a tax braek , that's why i invited clients instead of friends.
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| 5906 |
Ray, if somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!!!
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| 5906 |
Peter: Ray, pretend for one minute I don't know anything about metallurgy, physics or buildings,and just tell em what the hell is going on.
Ray: You never studied.
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| 5906 |
I feel like the floor of a taxicab.
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| 5906 |
1)Well that's great. Either I'm crazy or I have a monster in my kitchen.
2) I don't think you're crazy.
1) Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.
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| 5906 |
I'll go over to Ms. Barrett's apartment and check her out.
(pause)
I'll go check out Ms. Barrett's apartment.
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| 5616 |
Ray:Ok, here come the trap...don't look directly in the trap.Egon: I looked in the trap Ray.
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| 6034 |
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
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| 6034 |
This bitch is TOAST!
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| 6034 |
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Hold it! Nice shootin' Tex!
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| 5906 |
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
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| 5906 |
Dana:That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter:what a crime!
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| 5906 |
Dana: you knowyou don't act like a scientist.
Peter: They're usually pretty stiff.
Dana: You're more like a game show host.
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| 5906 |
Peter: Let me tell you something, I come home, and all I have is my work.I see you, and I say' My god there's someone with the same problem I have.
Dana: Yes, we both have the same problem. YOU.
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| 5473 |
It went fine till our power grid was shut off by dickless here!
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| 5473 |
Nice Shootin Tex!
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| 6814 |
back off, man. I'm a scientist
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| 6783 |
DON'T look at me like that, you got that bug eye.(Hops over low swinging door to enter his open office)...Geneine, sorry about that bug-eye thing. If anyone needs me I'll be in my office.
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| 6809 |
Yeah you left your tv on. 2. I did, I don't remember doing that 1. Yeah so I turned my tv on real loud too so everyone would think my TV was broken
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The flowers are still standing
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| clarkins |
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
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| 2489 |
Ray, when someone asks, 'are you a God?' you say yes!
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| 2489 |
Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results.
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| 2489 |
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.
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| 2489 |
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
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| 2489 |
Alright, this chick is toast!
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| 2489 |
1)Zuul was the minion on Gozer. what's Gozer?
2) Gozar was very big in Samaria.
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| 2489 |
1) Janine, any calls?
2) No.
1) Any messages?
2) No.
1) Any customers?
2) No, Dr. Venkman.
1) Good job, isn't it.
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| 2489 |
1)I think we better split up.
2) Good idea.
3) Yeah, we can do more damage that way.
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| 2489 |
Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday
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| 2489 |
1)Are you a god?
2) No?
1) Then . . . die!
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| 2489 |
1) It can't be!
2) what is it?!
1) It can't be!
2) what did you do, Ray?!
3) Oh, sh**!
1) It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
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| 2489 |
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week! No job is too big, no fee is too big!
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| 2489 |
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers! She barks,she drools.
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| 2489 |
1)where are we?
2) Looks like we're in the teens, somewhere.
1) Alright, when we get to twenty, tell me, I'm gonna throw up
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| 2489 |
Nice shooting Tex!
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| 2489 |
I've only been with the company for a few weeks,these things are real. Since I've joined these men. I have seen shit that will turn you whate.
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| 2489 |
I am going to get you a nice fruit basket. I am going to miss him.
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| 2489 |
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astralprojections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoiance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there is a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you tell me.
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| 2489 |
Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1945.
Peter Venkman: You're right, no ordinary human being would stack books like this.
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| 2489 |
Ray: listen! You smell something?
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| 2489 |
Dr. Peter Venkmann: Generally you don't see that kind of behaviour in major appliances.
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| 2489 |
Dean Yeager: This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.
Doctor Peter Venkman: But the kids love us!
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| 2489 |
Doctor Peter Venkman: Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.
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| 2489 |
Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the debths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
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I am the Keymaster---------are you the Gatekeeper???
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| 7268 |
WE GOT ONE!! *firehouse bells*
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| 2489 |
1) Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this.
2) You volunteered, didn't you? Aren't we paying you for this?
1) Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks. what are you trying to prove?
2) I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
1) I'll tell you the effect! It pisses me off!
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| 2489 |
I collect spores, molds and fungus.
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| 2489 |
Ghostbusters ... Yes, it is ... Yes, of
course they're serious. You do! You have!
Yes, sir. Well, they're out on another case
now, but if you'll give me the address ...
Don't worry, they'll be totally discreet.
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| 2489 |
Somebody saw a cockroach on the twelfth floor.
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| 2489 |
You do your job, pencil-neck. Don't tell us how to do ours.
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| 2489 |
No! Nobody ever built them like this! The
architect was either an authentic whacko or
a certified genius. The whole building is
like a huge antenna for pulling in and
concentrating psychokinetic energy.
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| 2489 |
1)what are you guys, cosmonauts?
2) Exterminators. Someone's seen a cockroach up on twelve.
1) Must be some cockroach.
2) Bite your head off, man.
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| 2489 |
1)You know, it just occured to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
2) I blame myself.
3) So do I.
1) Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
2) Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
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| 2489 |
1)You know, you don't act like a scientist.
2) They're kind of stiff.
1) You're more like a game show host.
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| 2489 |
1)Are you the keymaster?
2) Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. He knocks again.]
1) Are you the Keymaster?
2) Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
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| 2489 |
1) I think we better split up.
2) Good idea.
2) Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
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| 2489 |
1)What do you think, Egon?
2) I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
3) Hey! Does this pole still work? [slides down a fireman's pole] Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
1) I think we'll take it
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| 2489 |
[answers the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding. Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you [hangs up] WE GOT ONE!!
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| 2489 |
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
1)Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
2) Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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| 2489 |
Mother pus bucket!
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| 2489 |
1)My parents left me that house. I was born there!
2) You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
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| 2489 |
1)Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
2) You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
listen! You smell something?
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| 2489 |
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big.
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| 2489 |
back off man. I'm a scientist.
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| 2489 |
This chick is *toast*.
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| 2489 |
1)Do you have any hobbies?
2) I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
1) That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
2) printer is dead.
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| 2489 |
1)Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
2) That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
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| 2489 |
Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense of course.
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| 2489 |
This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.
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| 2489 |
1)where do these stairs go?
2) They go up.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
If we're wrong, we go to jail---peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters
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| 2489 |
1)Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
2) They caused an explosion!
3) Is this true?
4) Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
1)Do you want this body?
2) Is this a trick question?
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
NObody steps on a church in my town!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Gozer the Gozerian: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Doctor Peter Venkman: All right, this chick is TOAST! Okay sticks?
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: PULLED 'EM!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard!
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
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| 2489 |
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been in the private sector. They expect *results*.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
(full quote)
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| 2489 |
Doctor Peter Venkman: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.
Doctor Raymond Stantz: You never studied.
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| Beat Rice |
Go get her, Ray!
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| Beat Rice |
1.) He's staring at me
2.) Nasty little spud, ain't he?
1.) Ray, I think he can hear you.
(full quote)
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| Beat Rice |
1.) You know, you're a real humanitarian(sp?).
2.) I don't think he's human.
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I like her because she sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers! She barks, she drools!
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| 8220 |
......When someon asks if you a god, you say YES!
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| 9316 |
yes its true,this man has no dick
(full quote)
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| 9403 |
Fine...
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| 9316 |
FINE!
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| 9280 |
Boy is the superintendent going to be pissed.
(full quote)
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| 9711 |
Wait a second, I've always wanted to do this. ...And the flowers are still standing!
(full quote)
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| 10471 |
When someone asks you if you're a God...you say YES!!
(full quote)
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| 10605 |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Nice shootin', Tex!
(full quote)
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Dogs and cats, living together
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| 10626 |
A) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed
schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?
B) Well, my uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
A) I'll call that a big YES.
(full quote)
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| 10626 |
A) I collect spores, molds and fungus.
B) Oh, that's very...unusual.
A) I think it's the food of the future.
B) Remind me not to go to ounch with you.
(full quote)
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| 10626 |
Sir, what you had there was what we refer to as a focused non-terminal
repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 Full Roaming Vapor. A real nasty one,
too.
(full quote)
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| 10626 |
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
(full quote)
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| 10626 |
1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
2) That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me.
(full quote)
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Yes, have some
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
(full quote)
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| woody |
a)where do these stairs go?
b)They go up.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
1: where do those stairs go? 2: they go up.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
ok, so, she's a dog.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
1: oh that's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2: what a crime.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
You forget peter, i was present at an unexplained, undisturbed mass sponge migration. 2: ray, the sponges moved about a foot.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
you don't know what it's like, i've worked in the private sector... they expect results.
(full quote)
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| 9633 |
1. Symmetrical book stacking, just like the philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947; 2. Your right, no human being would ever stack books this way.
(full quote)
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| 11868 |
Ray (I think) ...until Dickless over here shut it off
Govenor: Is that true?
Peter: Yes its true, this man has no dick.
(full quote)
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| 11868 |
Ray (I think) ...until Dickless over here shut it off
Govenor: Is that true?
Peter: Yes its true, this man has no dick.
(full quote)
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| 11907 |
Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?
(full quote)
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listen. Do you smell something?
(full quote)
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| 12483 |
1)(Police department) The Titanic has arrived.
2)(lighthouse watchman Cheech)better late than never!
(full quote)
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| circelli17 |
Sorry Venkman... I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
(full quote)
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| 12578 |
Egon, your mucus.
(full quote)
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your mother!
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| 14855 |
I was just going to say- 8 o'clock?
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| Happy Bob |
Mother pus bucket.
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| Happy Bob |
1)It's what ever it wants to be. (2) Yeah well what ever it is, it's gotta get by us first! Go get her Ray.
(full quote)
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Whoa! The maintence man's gonna be pissed!!!
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Hey who turned off the lights!?!?!
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OK, who brought the dog?
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1-Coffee?
2-Yes, have some.
1-Yes, have some.
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| 16184 |
Ray! When somebody asks you if you're a GOD, you say YES!
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| 16710 |
Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!
(full quote)
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We're gonna have to take a sample of your brain tissue
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Hey where do these stairs go???? ....they go up.
(full quote)
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I have seen shit that will turn you white!
(full quote)
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I have seen shit that will turn you white!
(full quote)
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OK WHO BROUGH THE DOG
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Yes it's true, this man has no dick.
(full quote)
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| 18733 |
Somebody go check on that little guy!
(full quote)
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| 18733 |
Dana, are these the eggs?
(full quote)
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| 18733 |
And quit staring at me, you got those bug eyes...Sorry about the bug eyes thing, ill be in my office.
(full quote)
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| 18889 |
Yes, its true, this man has no dick.
(full quote)
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PETER VENKMAN: I'm gonna need to withdraw some money from the petty cash. Ms. Barrett's an important client, I don't wanna lose her.
RAY STANZ: This bountiful feast you see before you represents the last of the petty cash.
PETER VENKMAN: Slow down, chew your food.
(full quote)
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PETER VENKMAN: We came, we saw, we kicked it's ASS!
(full quote)
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PETER VENKMAN: I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any readings.
DANA BARRETT: Are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
PETER VENKMAN: Well...I think so. But I'm pretty sure there are no animals in there.
(full quote)
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Ray Stanz: Hey, does this pole still work?!?
(full quote)
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Peter Venkman: You don't normally see that kind of activity in major household appliances.
(full quote)
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Ray Stanz: Okay, I'm opening the trap now. whatever you do, don't look directly into the trap.
Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray!
(full quote)
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| 19071 |
Venkman! Shorten your stream! I don't want my face burned off!
(full quote)
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i collect spores molds and fungus.
(full quote)
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| 19352 |
1. Is there a history of mental illness in your family? 2.My uncle thought he was saint Jerome.
(full quote)
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| 19423 |
Dropping off or picking up?
(full quote)
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ray) oh egon are you ok? egon) i feel like the floor of a taxi cab
(full quote)
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lewis Telly- Boy the superintendents going to be pissed
(full quote)
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| woody |
I don't have to take this abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people out there dying to abuse me.
(full quote)
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| woody |
1) what are you guys supposed to be? Some kind of cosmonaut?
2) No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a roach up on 12.
1) That's gotta be some roach.
2) Bite your head off, man.
(full quote)
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| |
I've always wanted to do this (pulls table cloth out from table)......And the flowers are still standing!
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
Peter Venkman: He SLIMED me.
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
Peter Venkman: Are you, Alice, menstrating right now? Woman: No. Man: what's THAT go to do with anything? Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this. Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
(full quote)
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Two in the box, ready to go. We be fast and they be slow!
(full quote)
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| 22328 |
1) where do these stairs go? 2) They go up.
(full quote)
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| 22328 |
1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) what about the twinkie?
(full quote)
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| 22977 |
Alright!!! This chick is toast.
(full quote)
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| 23383 |
Ray...if someone asks are you a god, you say YES!
(full quote)
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| 23822 |
Allright, this chick is toast! Grab your stick.
HOLDIN!
Heat'em up!
SMOKIN'
Make'em hard.
READY!
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town...throw it!
(full quote)
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| Moochtom |
When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
(full quote)
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| Moochtom |
You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
(full quote)
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| Moochtom |
Does this pole still work? This is great. We should stay here, sleep here, ya know to try it out.
(full quote)
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| woody |
1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember that?
2) That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
listen! Do you smell something?
(full quote)
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| shelldog |
1) are you the gate keeper? 2) no, im actually a close friend of his.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
what are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
That's gotta be some cockroach.
Bite your head off, man.
[Entering elevator] Going up?
I'll take the next one.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
I blame myself.
So do I.
Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
What do you think, Egon?
I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
Hey! Does this pole still work?
[slides down a fireman's pole]
Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
I think we'll take it.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
what?
Don't cross the streams.
Why?
It would be bad.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. what do you mean 'bad'?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total protonic reversal.
That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
listen! You smell something?
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
1: Who are you guys? 2: We're the Ghostbusters.1: Oh. Who does yous taxes?
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
Go get her Ray!
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
what did you DO, Ray?!?!
(full quote)
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Aim for the flat-top!
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
Mother pus bucket!
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
He slimed me.
(full quote)
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| 20947 |
Soembody BLOWS THEIR NOSE and you wanna KEEP it?
(full quote)
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| KoolKatt |
'That's a big Twinkie.'
(full quote)
|
| 27970 |
Peter: Nervous Student: Ye, Yes, I don't like this. Peter: Don't worry you only have 75 more to go.
(full quote)
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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
(full quote)
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I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard - it's completely inadequate for our power needs - and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
back off man, I'm a scientist.
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
Are you a god?
Um, no.
Then die!!
(full quote)
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| 1ajas |
I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
(full quote)
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| |
We're ready to believe you!
(full quote)
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| 28588 |
I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something that I love through my childhood. Staypuffed marshmellows.
Nice Thinking Ray.
We used to roast stay puffed marshmellows by the fire at Camp Lokanda.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
1)Well what do you mean, biblical?
2)What he means is Old Testament, Mr Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
3)Exactly.
1)Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
4)40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos.
5)The dead rising from the grave.
3) Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
Your girlfriend lives the corner penthouse of spook central.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God. But don't quote me on that.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
1)That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2)what a crime.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
They hate this.....I like to torture them. That's right boys, It's Dr. Venkman!
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
Do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol?
I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid. Generic.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
Nice doggie. Cute little pooch. Maybe I gotta Milkbone.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
It seems the Goz has been putting some moves on my would-be girlfriend.
(full quote)
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| 28597 |
1)She says she's the Gatekeeper. Does that make any sense to you? 2)Some. I just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now. 1)Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.2) I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.
It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.
He's an ugly little spud isn't he?
I think he can hear you.
Don't move. it won't hurt you.
Venkman! Venkman! What happened?
He slimed me. That's great! Actual, physical contact. Can you move?
(full quote)
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| |
If I'm right and we can stop this thing! Then...you will have saved the lives of millions of registerd voters.
(full quote)
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| |
I am the Keymaster---------are you the Gatekeeper???
(full quote)
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| 30427 |
He slimed me
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
(full quote)
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| |
1)where do these stairs go?
2)They go up.
(full quote)
|
| Ant S. |
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
(full quote)
|
| Ant S. |
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
(full quote)
|
| 31597 |
Hey! No one steps on a church in my town!!
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
singing: So be good, for goodness sake! wooo ooo somebodys coming...!
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores, molds and fungus.
(full quote)
|
| 33501 |
1>we had everything under control until dickless here shut down the containment unit.
2>Is that true?
3>yes your honor this man has no dick.
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
555-2368
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
Ray, when someone asks you, if youre a god, you say YES!
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
2: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
(full quote)
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| Daisy |
Well this is great. If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads .. in a spiritual sense of course.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1:Vince, you said before you were waiting for a sign. what sign are you waiting for?
2: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
(full quote)
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| |
I am Vinz Clortho key master of Gozer, are you the gate keeper?
(full quote)
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| 23438 |
Venkman: I’m studying the effect of negative re-enforcement on ESP ability.
Male Student: The effect? I’ll tell what the effect is. It’s pissing me off!
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Venkman: I have to go now, Jennifer. But I’d like to work with you some more. Perhaps you can come back this evening, say-
Jennifer: Eight O’clock?
Venkman: I was just about to say, 'eight o’clock?' You are a legitimate phenomenon.
(full quote)
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| 23438 |
Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this.
Venkman: Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
Egon: I want to analyse it.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Venkman: Tell you what. I’ll Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out- (corrects himself) I’ll go check out Miss Barrett’s apartment, (looks at Dana) okay?
Dana: Okay.
(full quote)
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| 23438 |
Dana: That’s the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there!
Venkman: what a… crime.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Hotel Guest: (looking at the Ghostbusters uniform) what are supposed to be, some sort of Cosmo-naught?
Venkman: (laughs) No, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Hotel Guest: That’s gotta be some cockroach.
Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Stanz: Splenger, I’m with Venkman. He got slimed.
Egon: That’s great, Ray. Save some for me.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Janine: Do you believe in UFO’s, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full Trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston: Uh, if there’s a steady paycheque in it, I’ll believe anything you say.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Venkman: Hello… that’s a very different look for you, isn’t it?
Dana: (looking very sexy in a see through red nightie) Are you the Key Master?
Venkman: Not that I know of. (Dana slams the door in Venkman’s face.)
(full quote)
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| 23438 |
Dana: (possessed) I want you inside me.
Venkman: (laughs) Go ahead. No, I can’t, sounds like you’ve got at least two people in there already.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Venkman: what I’d really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana, it’s Peter.
Dana: There is no Dana. Only Zool.
Venkman: Oh Zooly, you nut. Now come on, come on. I want to talk to Dana. Dana. Just relax, come on. Dana. Dana, can I talk to Dana?
Dana: (in a deep possessed growling voice) There is no Dana. Only Zooool.
Venkman: what a lovely singing voice you must have.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Janine: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?
Louis: Do I?
Egon: Yes, have some.
Louis: (to Janine) Yes, have some.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Venkman: She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers, She barks, she drools, she claws.
Egon: It’s not the girl, Peter. It’s the building.
(full quote)
|
| 23438 |
Stanz: Everything was fine with our system, until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here.
Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
(full quote)
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| 23438 |
Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
(full quote)
|
| 34304 |
what are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut? No, someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. Must be some cockroach.
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
Hello. I'm Peter. where are you from? Originally.
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
You don't think it's too subtle do you? You don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign?
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
Egon, what do you think?
She's telling the truth. At least, she thinks she is.
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
(1)Everyone can relax, I found a car. Needs some suspension work and shocks and brakes-- brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end...
(2)How much?
(1)Only $4800. Maybe new rings, mufflers, a little wiring...
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
(1)Dana, are these the eggs?
(2)Yes. See, I was over there and these eggs just jumped right out of their shells and started to cook on the counter!
(1)That is weird.
(full quote)
|
| 28597 |
(1)Dr. Venkman, you've come all this way, would like you like to check the refrigerator?
(2)Let me check the fridge. Good call. (opens the door) Oh my God. Look at all the junk food!
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
555-2368.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people...actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1:I think we better split up.
2:Good idea.
3:Yeah, we can do more damage that way.
(full quote)
|
| |
do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
(full quote)
|
| Lordbrucifer |
face=Typewriter color=#000000>SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH...
(full quote)
|
| Lordbrucifer |
face=Typewriter color=#000000>SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH...
(full quote)
|
| Lordbrucifer |
face=Typewriter color=#000000>
SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH...
face=Comic Sans MS>
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1. Hey Wait a Minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
2. Samarian, not Babylonian.
3. Yeah. Big difference.
1. No offense, Guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1. I think we better split up.
2. Good idea.
3. Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1. Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
2. You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual.
2. I know.
1. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.
2. Sounds great.
3. We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
2. Okay.
(full quote)
|
| |
We came, we saw....we kicked its ass!
(full quote)
|
| |
Gozer the Gozerian? Good Evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernateral activity and return forthwith to your place of origon, or to the nearest convenient, parallel dimension.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1: where do these stairs go?
2: They go up.
(full quote)
|
| Daisy |
1:That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
2: what a crime.
(full quote)
|
| |
You never studied.
(full quote)
|
| |
1) So what, I guess they don't make 'em like they used to, uh?
2) NO! (slap) Nobody ever made them like this!
(full quote)
|
| |
You never studied.
(full quote)
|
| |
Aim for the flat-top!
(full quote)
|
| |
If someone asks you if your a god, you say YES!
(full quote)
|
| |
89
(full quote)
|
| |
ty
(full quote)
|
| 41125 |
Cats and dogs living together.... mass hysteria
(full quote)
|
| 12696 |
i am gonna get you a lovely fruit basket
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
1)Everybody can relax i've found the car. It needs some suspension work and shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end. 2)How much? 1)Only 4800, maybe new rings also mufflers and some wiring.
(full quote)
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| 41892 |
1)Ray look at this. 2)Ectoplasmic resisdue!
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
Your right no human being would stack books like this.
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
1)He slimed me. 2)Wow that's great, Actual physical contact!
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
1)I think we shjould split up. 2)Good idea we can do more damage that way.
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
1)Tell him about the twinky. 2)what about the twinky?
(full quote)
|
| 41892 |
listen. You smell something?
(full quote)
|
| |
(Venkman) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?
(Alice) My Uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
(Venkman) I'd call that a big yes.
(full quote)
|
| |
still looks fake
(full quote)
|
| |
I'm the gatekeeper. Are you the the keymaster?
(full quote)
|
| |
Dr. Venkman- Call it fate. Call it luck. Call it kharma. I believe we where put in this position for a reason.
(full quote)
|
| |
Egon:Well, lets say this Twinkie, represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this mornings sample, it would be a twinkie..35 feet long weighing approximatley 600 pounds.
Winston: Thats a big twinkie.
(full quote)
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| |
Ray: Everyone can relax, I've found the car. Just needs some suspension work, aand shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end..
Venkman: How much?
Ray: Only $4800... also mufflers, a little wiring..
(full quote)
|
| |
ghost
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. what do you mean, 'bad?'
#2- Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. #3-Total protonic reversal. #1- Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- Do you want this body? #2- Is this a trick question?
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley? #2- Do I? #3- Yes, have some. #2- Yes, have some.
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. what sign are you waiting for? #2- Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!.
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- tell him about the Twinkie. #2- Whaat about the Twinkie?
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
#1- Tell him about the Twinkie. #2- what about the Twinkie?
(full quote)
|
| |
listen, do you smell something?
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now.
(full quote)
|
| |
listen..do you smell that?
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
They ain't afraid of no ghost.
(full quote)
|
| |
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
(full quote)
|
| |
somebody saw a cockroach up on 12, that must have been some cockroach, bite your head off man.
(full quote)
|
| slowjay |
Let's show this prehisitoric bitch how we do things downtown!
(full quote)
|
| slowjay |
We got the tools, we got the tallent!
(full quote)
|
| slicer |
He slimed me.
(full quote)
|
| Marvin Acme |
Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
(full quote)
|