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Ghostbusters - 1984 Movie Quotes


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darricke Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! (full quote)
darricke He slimed me! (full quote)
892 Nimble little minx isn't she? (full quote)
892 what did you do Ray!? (full quote)
bigcat58 Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. (full quote)
bigcat58 Wow! This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here, tonight, sleep here. You know, try it out! (full quote)
bigcat58 Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. (full quote)
1815 We have to get these two together (full quote)
4051 listen! Do you smell something? (full quote)
4074 yes its true; this man has no dick. well thats what i heard. (full quote)
  Type something will ya, we're paying for this (full quote)
2227 It's a sign alright...of going out of business!! (full quote)
2227 It's a sign alright...of going out of business!! (full quote)
892 I'm fuzzy on the whole good - bad thing (full quote)
sinecure All right, who brought the dog? (full quote)
sinecure 1) Would you like some coffee? 2) *questioning look* 3) Yes, have some. 2) Yes, have some. (full quote)
evilroy We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is o.k., he's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we don't have any trouble! (full quote)
evilroy back off man, I'm a scientist. (full quote)
evilroy Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. (full quote)
evilroy . . .when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES! (full quote)
evilroy Someone with your qualifications should have no trouble finding a top flight job in either the food-service or housekeeping industries. (full quote)
evilroy That's a big Twinkie. (full quote)
4375 Let's show this pre-historic bithch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
4375 Let's show this pre-historic bitch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
4375 Alright!! This chick is TOAST!!! (full quote)
  (singing) SO be good, for goodness sake! Whoa-oh-oh, somebody's comin'! (full quote)
  Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! (full quote)
  Whoa! The superintendent's gonna be pissed! (full quote)
5104 1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) what about the twinkie? (full quote)
  MOTHER PUS-BUCKET! (full quote)
  Nobody steps on a church in my town! (full quote)
  She's not my girlfriend. I find her attractive because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. FOUR feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws. (full quote)
5509 Light is green, the trap is clean. (full quote)
5473 what about the twinkie? (full quote)
5776 I want you inside me. (full quote)
5473 It was all right till our protection grid was shut off by dickless here (full quote)
2455 You're right, no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
5172 Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. (full quote)
5172 (1)Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? (2)That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. (full quote)
5172 Winston: Do you believe in God? Raymond: Never met him (full quote)
  The flowers are still standing (full quote)
  I am the Keymaster---------are you the Gatekeeper??? (full quote)
2489 1) Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this. 2) You volunteered, didn't you? Aren't we paying you for this? 1) Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks. what are you trying to prove? 2) I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability. 1) I'll tell you the effect! It pisses me off! (full quote)
2489 I collect spores, molds and fungus. (full quote)
2489 Ghostbusters ... Yes, it is ... Yes, of course they're serious. You do! You have! Yes, sir. Well, they're out on another case now, but if you'll give me the address ... Don't worry, they'll be totally discreet. (full quote)
2489 Somebody saw a cockroach on the twelfth floor. (full quote)
2489 You do your job, pencil-neck. Don't tell us how to do ours. (full quote)
2489 No! Nobody ever built them like this! The architect was either an authentic whacko or a certified genius. The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy. (full quote)
2489 1)what are you guys, cosmonauts? 2) Exterminators. Someone's seen a cockroach up on twelve. 1) Must be some cockroach. 2) Bite your head off, man. (full quote)
2489 1)You know, it just occured to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. 2) I blame myself. 3) So do I. 1) Well, no sense in worrying about it now. 2) Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. (full quote)
2489 1)You know, you don't act like a scientist. 2) They're kind of stiff. 1) You're more like a game show host. (full quote)
2489 1)Are you the keymaster? 2) Not that I know of. [She slams the door in his face. He knocks again.] 1) Are you the Keymaster? 2) Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here. (full quote)
2489 1) I think we better split up. 2) Good idea. 2) Yeah... we can do more damage that way. (full quote)
2489 1)What do you think, Egon? 2) I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone. 3) Hey! Does this pole still work? [slides down a fireman's pole] Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out! 1) I think we'll take it (full quote)
2489 [answers the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding. Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you [hangs up] WE GOT ONE!! (full quote)
2489 We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! (full quote)
2489 1)Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left? 2) Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. (full quote)
2489 Mother pus bucket! (full quote)
2489 1)My parents left me that house. I was born there! 2) You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays. (full quote)
2489 I feel like the floor of a taxi cab. (full quote)
2489 We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! (full quote)
2489 Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it? (full quote)
2489 1)Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. 2) You're right, no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
2489 listen! You smell something? (full quote)
2489 I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. (full quote)
2489 24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big. (full quote)
2489 back off man. I'm a scientist. (full quote)
2489 Ray, when someone asks, 'are you a God?' you say yes! (full quote)
2489 Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results. (full quote)
2489 We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. (full quote)
2489 Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! (full quote)
2489 Alright, this chick is toast! (full quote)
2489 1)Zuul was the minion on Gozer. what's Gozer? 2) Gozar was very big in Samaria. (full quote)
2489 1) Janine, any calls? 2) No. 1) Any messages? 2) No. 1) Any customers? 2) No, Dr. Venkman. 1) Good job, isn't it. (full quote)
2489 1)I think we better split up. 2) Good idea. 3) Yeah, we can do more damage that way. (full quote)
2489 Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday (full quote)
2489 1)Are you a god? 2) No? 1) Then . . . die! (full quote)
2489 1) It can't be! 2) what is it?! 1) It can't be! 2) what did you do, Ray?! 3) Oh, sh**! 1) It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man (full quote)
2489 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week! No job is too big, no fee is too big! (full quote)
2489 She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers! She barks,she drools. (full quote)
2489 1)where are we? 2) Looks like we're in the teens, somewhere. 1) Alright, when we get to twenty, tell me, I'm gonna throw up (full quote)
2489 Nice shooting Tex! (full quote)
2489 I've only been with the company for a few weeks,these things are real. Since I've joined these men. I have seen shit that will turn you whate. (full quote)
2489 I am going to get you a nice fruit basket. I am going to miss him. (full quote)
2489 Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astralprojections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoiance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there is a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you tell me. (full quote)
2489 Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1945. Peter Venkman: You're right, no ordinary human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
2489 Ray: listen! You smell something? (full quote)
2489 Dr. Peter Venkmann: Generally you don't see that kind of behaviour in major appliances. (full quote)
2489 Dean Yeager: This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities. Doctor Peter Venkman: But the kids love us! (full quote)
2489 Doctor Peter Venkman: Oh my God! Look at all the junk food. (full quote)
2489 Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! (full quote)
2489 Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the debths of the slorr that day, I can tell you! (full quote)
5172 (1)Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic . . . mentally incompetent? (2)My uncle thought he was St. Jerome. (1)I'd call that a big yes. (full quote)
5172 1.Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis? 2.If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say (full quote)
5172 Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday. (full quote)
5172 Raymond: It can't be! Peter: what is it?! Raymond: It can't be! Peter: what did you do, Ray?! Winston: Oh, shit! Raymond: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (full quote)
5172 We came. We saw. We kicked its ass! (full quote)
5473 It went fine till our power grid was shut off by dickless here! (full quote)
5473 Nice Shootin Tex! (full quote)
5616 Ray:Ok, here come the trap...don't look directly in the trap.Egon: I looked in the trap Ray. (full quote)
5906 Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. (full quote)
5906 Dana:That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. Peter:what a crime! (full quote)
5906 Dana: you knowyou don't act like a scientist. Peter: They're usually pretty stiff. Dana: You're more like a game show host. (full quote)
5906 Peter: Let me tell you something, I come home, and all I have is my work.I see you, and I say' My god there's someone with the same problem I have. Dana: Yes, we both have the same problem. YOU. (full quote)
5906 Egon: Venkman, can you get a sample of this? Peter:Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it? (full quote)
5906 Peter: I'm here with Dana Barret. Egon: How is she? Peter: I think we can get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom. (full quote)
5906 See I wrote this whole thing off as a tax braek , that's why i invited clients instead of friends. (full quote)
5906 Ray, if somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!!! (full quote)
5906 Peter: Ray, pretend for one minute I don't know anything about metallurgy, physics or buildings,and just tell em what the hell is going on. Ray: You never studied. (full quote)
5906 I feel like the floor of a taxicab. (full quote)
5906 1)Well that's great. Either I'm crazy or I have a monster in my kitchen. 2) I don't think you're crazy. 1) Oh good, that makes me feel so much better. (full quote)
5906 I'll go over to Ms. Barrett's apartment and check her out. (pause) I'll go check out Ms. Barrett's apartment. (full quote)
6034 Nobody steps on a church in my town! (full quote)
6034 This bitch is TOAST! (full quote)
6034 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Hold it! Nice shootin' Tex! (full quote)
clarkins Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
6783 DON'T look at me like that, you got that bug eye.(Hops over low swinging door to enter his open office)...Geneine, sorry about that bug-eye thing. If anyone needs me I'll be in my office. (full quote)
6809 Yeah you left your tv on. 2. I did, I don't remember doing that 1. Yeah so I turned my tv on real loud too so everyone would think my TV was broken (full quote)
6814 back off, man. I'm a scientist (full quote)
7268 WE GOT ONE!! *firehouse bells* (full quote)
  I like her because she sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers! She barks, she drools! (full quote)
  Dogs and cats, living together (full quote)
  Yes, have some (full quote)
  Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
  listen. Do you smell something? (full quote)
  your mother! (full quote)
  Whoa! The maintence man's gonna be pissed!!! (full quote)
  Hey who turned off the lights!?!?! (full quote)
  OK, who brought the dog? (full quote)
  1-Coffee? 2-Yes, have some. 1-Yes, have some. (full quote)
  We're gonna have to take a sample of your brain tissue (full quote)
  Hey where do these stairs go???? ....they go up. (full quote)
  I have seen shit that will turn you white! (full quote)
  I have seen shit that will turn you white! (full quote)
  OK WHO BROUGH THE DOG (full quote)
  Yes it's true, this man has no dick. (full quote)
  PETER VENKMAN: I'm gonna need to withdraw some money from the petty cash. Ms. Barrett's an important client, I don't wanna lose her. RAY STANZ: This bountiful feast you see before you represents the last of the petty cash. PETER VENKMAN: Slow down, chew your food. (full quote)
  PETER VENKMAN: We came, we saw, we kicked it's ASS! (full quote)
  PETER VENKMAN: I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any readings. DANA BARRETT: Are you sure you're using that thing correctly? PETER VENKMAN: Well...I think so. But I'm pretty sure there are no animals in there. (full quote)
  Ray Stanz: Hey, does this pole still work?!? (full quote)
  Peter Venkman: You don't normally see that kind of activity in major household appliances. (full quote)
  Ray Stanz: Okay, I'm opening the trap now. whatever you do, don't look directly into the trap. Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray! (full quote)
  i collect spores molds and fungus. (full quote)
  ray) oh egon are you ok? egon) i feel like the floor of a taxi cab (full quote)
  lewis Telly- Boy the superintendents going to be pissed (full quote)
  I've always wanted to do this (pulls table cloth out from table)......And the flowers are still standing! (full quote)
  Two in the box, ready to go. We be fast and they be slow! (full quote)
  Aim for the flat-top! (full quote)
  Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (full quote)
  I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard - it's completely inadequate for our power needs - and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone. (full quote)
  We're ready to believe you! (full quote)
  If I'm right and we can stop this thing! Then...you will have saved the lives of millions of registerd voters. (full quote)
  I am the Keymaster---------are you the Gatekeeper??? (full quote)
  1)where do these stairs go? 2)They go up. (full quote)
  I am Vinz Clortho key master of Gozer, are you the gate keeper? (full quote)
2489 This chick is *toast*. (full quote)
2489 1)Do you have any hobbies? 2) I collect spores, molds, and fungus. 1) That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself. 2) printer is dead. (full quote)
2489 1)Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head. 2) That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. (full quote)
2489 Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense of course. (full quote)
2489 This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities. (full quote)
2489 1)where do these stairs go? 2) They go up. (full quote)
2489 Oh my God! Look at all the junk food. (full quote)
2489 If we're wrong, we go to jail---peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters (full quote)
2489 1)Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. 2) They caused an explosion! 3) Is this true? 4) Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. (full quote)
2489 1)Do you want this body? 2) Is this a trick question? (full quote)
2489 Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (full quote)
2489 NObody steps on a church in my town! (full quote)
2489 Gozer the Gozerian: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. (full quote)
2489 I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white! (full quote)
2489 Doctor Peter Venkman: All right, this chick is TOAST! Okay sticks? Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: PULLED 'EM! Doctor Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up! Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'! Doctor Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard! Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY! Doctor Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
2489 Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. (full quote)
2489 Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been in the private sector. They expect *results*. (full quote)
2489 Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries. (full quote)
2489 Doctor Peter Venkman: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. Doctor Raymond Stantz: You never studied. (full quote)
Beat Rice Go get her, Ray! (full quote)
Beat Rice 1.) He's staring at me 2.) Nasty little spud, ain't he? 1.) Ray, I think he can hear you. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1.) You know, you're a real humanitarian(sp?). 2.) I don't think he's human. (full quote)
8220 ......When someon asks if you a god, you say YES! (full quote)
9280 Boy is the superintendent going to be pissed. (full quote)
9316 yes its true,this man has no dick (full quote)
9316 FINE! (full quote)
9403 Fine... (full quote)
9633 1. Symmetrical book stacking, just like the philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947; 2. Your right, no human being would ever stack books this way. (full quote)
9711 Wait a second, I've always wanted to do this. ...And the flowers are still standing! (full quote)
10471 When someone asks you if you're a God...you say YES!! (full quote)
10605 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Nice shootin', Tex! (full quote)
10626 A) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent? B) Well, my uncle thought he was St. Jerome. A) I'll call that a big YES. (full quote)
10626 A) I collect spores, molds and fungus. B) Oh, that's very...unusual. A) I think it's the food of the future. B) Remind me not to go to ounch with you. (full quote)
10626 Sir, what you had there was what we refer to as a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 Full Roaming Vapor. A real nasty one, too. (full quote)
10626 Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. (full quote)
10626 1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. 2) That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me. (full quote)
circelli17 Sorry Venkman... I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. (full quote)
10929 555-2368 (full quote)
10929 Well, there's something you don't see everyday. (full quote)
11654 1: where do those stairs go? 2: they go up. (full quote)
11654 ok, so, she's a dog. (full quote)
11654 1: oh that's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2: what a crime. (full quote)
11654 You forget peter, i was present at an unexplained, undisturbed mass sponge migration. 2: ray, the sponges moved about a foot. (full quote)
11654 you don't know what it's like, i've worked in the private sector... they expect results. (full quote)
woody a)where do these stairs go? b)They go up. (full quote)
woody 1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember that? 2) That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. (full quote)
woody I don't have to take this abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people out there dying to abuse me. (full quote)
woody 1) what are you guys supposed to be? Some kind of cosmonaut? 2) No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a roach up on 12. 1) That's gotta be some roach. 2) Bite your head off, man. (full quote)
11868 Ray (I think) ...until Dickless over here shut it off Govenor: Is that true? Peter: Yes its true, this man has no dick. (full quote)
11868 Ray (I think) ...until Dickless over here shut it off Govenor: Is that true? Peter: Yes its true, this man has no dick. (full quote)
11907 Are you, Alice, menstrating right now? (full quote)
12483 1)(Police department) The Titanic has arrived. 2)(lighthouse watchman Cheech)better late than never! (full quote)
12578 Egon, your mucus. (full quote)
14855 I was just going to say- 8 o'clock? (full quote)
Happy Bob Mother pus bucket. (full quote)
Happy Bob 1)It's what ever it wants to be. (2) Yeah well what ever it is, it's gotta get by us first! Go get her Ray. (full quote)
16184 Ray! When somebody asks you if you're a GOD, you say YES! (full quote)
16710 Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes! (full quote)
18733 Somebody go check on that little guy! (full quote)
18733 Dana, are these the eggs? (full quote)
18733 And quit staring at me, you got those bug eyes...Sorry about the bug eyes thing, ill be in my office. (full quote)
18889 Yes, its true, this man has no dick. (full quote)
19071 Venkman! Shorten your stream! I don't want my face burned off! (full quote)
19352 1. Is there a history of mental illness in your family? 2.My uncle thought he was saint Jerome. (full quote)
19423 Dropping off or picking up? (full quote)
20947 Peter Venkman: He SLIMED me. (full quote)
20947 Peter Venkman: Are you, Alice, menstrating right now? Woman: No. Man: what's THAT go to do with anything? Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. (full quote)
20947 Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this. Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it? (full quote)
20947 Mother pus bucket! (full quote)
20947 He slimed me. (full quote)
20947 Soembody BLOWS THEIR NOSE and you wanna KEEP it? (full quote)
20947 what did you DO, Ray?!?! (full quote)
22328 1) where do these stairs go? 2) They go up. (full quote)
22328 1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) what about the twinkie? (full quote)
22977 Alright!!! This chick is toast. (full quote)
23383 Ray...if someone asks are you a god, you say YES! (full quote)
23438 Venkman: I’m studying the effect of negative re-enforcement on ESP ability. Male Student: The effect? I’ll tell what the effect is. It’s pissing me off! (full quote)
23438 Venkman: I have to go now, Jennifer. But I’d like to work with you some more. Perhaps you can come back this evening, say- Jennifer: Eight O’clock? Venkman: I was just about to say, 'eight o’clock?' You are a legitimate phenomenon. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Egon: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me. (full quote)
23438 Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this. Venkman: Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it? Egon: I want to analyse it. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: Tell you what. I’ll Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out- (corrects himself) I’ll go check out Miss Barrett’s apartment, (looks at Dana) okay? Dana: Okay. (full quote)
23822 Allright, this chick is toast! Grab your stick. HOLDIN! Heat'em up! SMOKIN' Make'em hard. READY! Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town...throw it! (full quote)
Moochtom When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes! (full quote)
Moochtom You're right, no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
Moochtom Does this pole still work? This is great. We should stay here, sleep here, ya know to try it out. (full quote)
Daisy listen! Do you smell something? (full quote)
Daisy 1: Who are you guys? 2: We're the Ghostbusters.1: Oh. Who does yous taxes? (full quote)
Daisy Go get her Ray! (full quote)
Daisy Ray, when someone asks you, if youre a god, you say YES! (full quote)
Daisy 1: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? 2: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. (full quote)
Daisy Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. (full quote)
Daisy Well this is great. If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads .. in a spiritual sense of course. (full quote)
Daisy 1:Vince, you said before you were waiting for a sign. what sign are you waiting for? 2: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (full quote)
Daisy singing: So be good, for goodness sake! wooo ooo somebodys coming...! (full quote)
Daisy Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores, molds and fungus. (full quote)
1ajas what are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut? No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. That's gotta be some cockroach. Bite your head off, man. [Entering elevator] Going up? I'll take the next one. (full quote)
1ajas You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. I blame myself. So do I. Well, no sense in worrying about it now. Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. (full quote)
1ajas What do you think, Egon? I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone. Hey! Does this pole still work? [slides down a fireman's pole] Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out! I think we'll take it. (full quote)
1ajas Hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific. (full quote)
1ajas There's something very important I forgot to tell you. what? Don't cross the streams. Why? It would be bad. I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. what do you mean 'bad'? Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal. That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks. (full quote)
1ajas listen! You smell something? (full quote)
1ajas I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. (full quote)
1ajas back off man, I'm a scientist. (full quote)
1ajas Are you a god? Um, no. Then die!! (full quote)
1ajas I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. (full quote)
shelldog 1) are you the gate keeper? 2) no, im actually a close friend of his. (full quote)
Ant S. Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh? (full quote)
Ant S. Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh? (full quote)
KoolKatt 'That's a big Twinkie.' (full quote)
27970 Peter: Nervous Student: Ye, Yes, I don't like this. Peter: Don't worry you only have 75 more to go. (full quote)
28588 I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something that I love through my childhood. Staypuffed marshmellows. Nice Thinking Ray. We used to roast stay puffed marshmellows by the fire at Camp Lokanda. (full quote)
28597 1)Well what do you mean, biblical? 2)What he means is Old Testament, Mr Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. 3)Exactly. 1)Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. 4)40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos. 5)The dead rising from the grave. 3) Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria! (full quote)
28597 It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building. (full quote)
28597 Your girlfriend lives the corner penthouse of spook central. (full quote)
28597 personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God. But don't quote me on that. (full quote)
28597 1)That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2)what a crime. (full quote)
28597 They hate this.....I like to torture them. That's right boys, It's Dr. Venkman! (full quote)
28597 Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh? (full quote)
28597 Do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol? I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid. Generic. (full quote)
28597 Nice doggie. Cute little pooch. Maybe I gotta Milkbone. (full quote)
28597 It seems the Goz has been putting some moves on my would-be girlfriend. (full quote)
28597 1)She says she's the Gatekeeper. Does that make any sense to you? 2)Some. I just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now. 1)Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.2) I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous. It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me. He's an ugly little spud isn't he? I think he can hear you. Don't move. it won't hurt you. Venkman! Venkman! What happened? He slimed me. That's great! Actual, physical contact. Can you move? (full quote)
30427 He slimed me (full quote)
31597 Hey! No one steps on a church in my town!! (full quote)
33501 1>we had everything under control until dickless here shut down the containment unit. 2>Is that true? 3>yes your honor this man has no dick. (full quote)
  do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? (full quote)
  We came, we saw....we kicked its ass! (full quote)
  Gozer the Gozerian? Good Evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernateral activity and return forthwith to your place of origon, or to the nearest convenient, parallel dimension. (full quote)
  You never studied. (full quote)
  1) So what, I guess they don't make 'em like they used to, uh? 2) NO! (slap) Nobody ever made them like this! (full quote)
  You never studied. (full quote)
  Aim for the flat-top! (full quote)
  If someone asks you if your a god, you say YES! (full quote)
  89 (full quote)
  ty (full quote)
  (Venkman) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent? (Alice) My Uncle thought he was St. Jerome. (Venkman) I'd call that a big yes. (full quote)
  still looks fake (full quote)
  I'm the gatekeeper. Are you the the keymaster? (full quote)
  Dr. Venkman- Call it fate. Call it luck. Call it kharma. I believe we where put in this position for a reason. (full quote)
  Egon:Well, lets say this Twinkie, represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this mornings sample, it would be a twinkie..35 feet long weighing approximatley 600 pounds. Winston: Thats a big twinkie. (full quote)
  Ray: Everyone can relax, I've found the car. Just needs some suspension work, aand shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end.. Venkman: How much? Ray: Only $4800... also mufflers, a little wiring.. (full quote)
  ghost (full quote)
  listen, do you smell something? (full quote)
  Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it? (full quote)
  somebody saw a cockroach up on 12, that must have been some cockroach, bite your head off man. (full quote)
  listen..do you smell that? (full quote)
10929 They ain't afraid of no ghost. (full quote)
10929 This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. (full quote)
10929 555-2368. (full quote)
12696 i am gonna get you a lovely fruit basket (full quote)
23438 Dana: That’s the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there! Venkman: what a… crime. (full quote)
23438 Hotel Guest: (looking at the Ghostbusters uniform) what are supposed to be, some sort of Cosmo-naught? Venkman: (laughs) No, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve. Hotel Guest: That’s gotta be some cockroach. Venkman: Bite your head off, man. (full quote)
23438 Stanz: Splenger, I’m with Venkman. He got slimed. Egon: That’s great, Ray. Save some for me. (full quote)
23438 Janine: Do you believe in UFO’s, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full Trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston: Uh, if there’s a steady paycheque in it, I’ll believe anything you say. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: Hello… that’s a very different look for you, isn’t it? Dana: (looking very sexy in a see through red nightie) Are you the Key Master? Venkman: Not that I know of. (Dana slams the door in Venkman’s face.) (full quote)
23438 Dana: (possessed) I want you inside me. Venkman: (laughs) Go ahead. No, I can’t, sounds like you’ve got at least two people in there already. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: what I’d really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana, it’s Peter. Dana: There is no Dana. Only Zool. Venkman: Oh Zooly, you nut. Now come on, come on. I want to talk to Dana. Dana. Just relax, come on. Dana. Dana, can I talk to Dana? Dana: (in a deep possessed growling voice) There is no Dana. Only Zooool. Venkman: what a lovely singing voice you must have. (full quote)
23438 Janine: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully? Louis: Do I? Egon: Yes, have some. Louis: (to Janine) Yes, have some. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers, She barks, she drools, she claws. Egon: It’s not the girl, Peter. It’s the building. (full quote)
23438 Stanz: Everything was fine with our system, until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here. Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Venkman: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. (full quote)
23438 Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. (full quote)
Daisy Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it? (full quote)
Daisy 1: where do these stairs go? 2: They go up. (full quote)
Daisy 1:That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2: what a crime. (full quote)
Daisy 1. Hey Wait a Minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city? 2. Samarian, not Babylonian. 3. Yeah. Big difference. 1. No offense, Guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer. (full quote)
Daisy 1. I think we better split up. 2. Good idea. 3. Yeah... we can do more damage that way. (full quote)
Daisy 1. Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. 2. You're right, no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
Daisy 1. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. 2. I know. 1. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909. 2. Sounds great. 3. We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue. 2. Okay. (full quote)
Daisy I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people...actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule. (full quote)
Daisy 1:I think we better split up. 2:Good idea. 3:Yeah, we can do more damage that way. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. #2- You're right, no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. what do you mean, 'bad?' #2- Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. #3-Total protonic reversal. #1- Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Do you want this body? #2- Is this a trick question? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley? #2- Do I? #3- Yes, have some. #2- Yes, have some. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. what sign are you waiting for? #2- Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- tell him about the Twinkie. #2- Whaat about the Twinkie? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Tell him about the Twinkie. #2- what about the Twinkie? (full quote)
28597 Hello. I'm Peter. where are you from? Originally. (full quote)
28597 You don't think it's too subtle do you? You don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign? (full quote)
28597 Egon, what do you think? She's telling the truth. At least, she thinks she is. (full quote)
28597 (1)Everyone can relax, I found a car. Needs some suspension work and shocks and brakes-- brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end... (2)How much? (1)Only $4800. Maybe new rings, mufflers, a little wiring... (full quote)
28597 (1)Dana, are these the eggs? (2)Yes. See, I was over there and these eggs just jumped right out of their shells and started to cook on the counter! (1)That is weird. (full quote)
28597 (1)Dr. Venkman, you've come all this way, would like you like to check the refrigerator? (2)Let me check the fridge. Good call. (opens the door) Oh my God. Look at all the junk food! (full quote)
34304 what are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut? No, someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. Must be some cockroach. (full quote)
Lordbrucifer face=Typewriter color=#000000>SUBCREATURES!  GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR, face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH... (full quote)
Lordbrucifer face=Typewriter color=#000000>SUBCREATURES!  GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR, face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH... (full quote)
Lordbrucifer face=Typewriter color=#000000>SUBCREATURES!  GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR, face=Typewriter color=#000000>VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. face=Typewriter color=#000000>CHOOSE AND PERISH...face=Comic Sans MS> (full quote)
41125 Cats and dogs living together.... mass hysteria (full quote)
41892 1)Everybody can relax i've found the car. It needs some suspension work and shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end. 2)How much? 1)Only 4800, maybe new rings also mufflers and some wiring. (full quote)
41892 1)Ray look at this. 2)Ectoplasmic resisdue! (full quote)
41892 Your right no human being would stack books like this. (full quote)
41892 1)He slimed me. 2)Wow that's great, Actual physical contact! (full quote)
41892 1)I think we shjould split up. 2)Good idea we can do more damage that way. (full quote)
41892 1)Tell him about the twinky. 2)what about the twinky? (full quote)
41892 listen. You smell something? (full quote)
slowjay Let's show this prehisitoric bitch how we do things downtown! (full quote)
slowjay We got the tools, we got the tallent! (full quote)
slicer He slimed me. (full quote)